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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-09-30, 19:25
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Default Ass like a 10 year old boy?!?

Have any of you ever heard this phrase before? Were you, like me, completely creeped out by it's vaguely pedophilic nature?

I have heard this phrase a few times, thankfully from no one that I know, just in passing strangers and the occasional movie. The thing is though, I in no way would want a woman with an ass like a 10 year old boy.

Is it supposed to be "firm" or something so it's attractive? I don't fucking get it.

I think I have it especially worse because I want a woman with some meat on her, with an ass that's got a little shake to it, not all totally firm and muscular like the one's on the Bowflex comercials.

Okay Totse, if you've ever heard this phrase used before please tell me what's up with it and what you think of it.
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Old 2006-09-30, 19:41
AprenticeChemistBITCHS AprenticeChemistBITCHS is offline
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Never heard it but what the fuck? Who knows what a 10 year old boys ass feels like? And like you said that would bring up pedophilia in my mind.

As for my asses that I like I LOVE MY GIRLFRIENDS ass its so perfect. Its like her breast petite but not to petite yet its also "Perky" and looks good as hell and its not fat but its squishy in my hands and i love that that its a little firm yet still squishy god i love grabbing her ass.

But that whole phrase is just creepy and weird sounds like it was made up by either MJ or a catholic priest.
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Old 2006-09-30, 19:53
LogicalEloquence LogicalEloquence is offline
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I remember Bill Paxton(sp?) said that in "True Lies". It was funny because right after that Arnold knocks him out with a backhand!
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Old 2006-09-30, 20:57
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Default Re: Ass like a 10 year old boy?!?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Have any of you ever heard this phrase before? Were you, like me, completely creeped out by it's vaguely pedophilic nature?

I have heard this phrase a few times, thankfully from no one that I know, just in passing strangers and the occasional movie. The thing is though, I in no way would want a woman with an ass like a 10 year old boy.

Is it supposed to be "firm" or something so it's attractive? I don't fucking get it.

I think I have it especially worse because I want a woman with some meat on her, with an ass that's got a little shake to it, not all totally firm and muscular like the one's on the Bowflex comercials.

Okay Totse, if you've ever heard this phrase used before please tell me what's up with it and what you think of it.

Byss, that's the joke...it's supposed to be vaguely pedophilic, implying the sayer of it knows what a 10 year old boy's ass is like. Effective usage of said joke is only for the entertainment of the person telling it...meaning it's to be said in as serious a tone as possible.
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Old 2006-10-01, 03:27
y4m4 y4m4 is offline
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It has more to do with a complete lack of an ass.
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Old 2006-10-01, 03:28
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I'd hit it...
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Old 2006-10-01, 04:00
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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I dunno but if somebody used that to describe an ass, i have to hit it. Im all turned on just thinking about it. The ony thing better is a 9 year olds ass, and the only thing better than that is an 8 year olds ass, and so on and so on.
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Old 2006-10-01, 04:17
soro_one soro_one is offline
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I know what A ten year olds ass feels like, my brother is 10 and he has a REALLY firm ass, it might sound gross but he was like "Feel my ass it's like rubber" I didn't until my mom and shit did and they literally went "What the fuck?" and pulled there hand away really quick then pulled up his shorts to see if there was anything plastic under there. It's weird.
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Old 2006-10-01, 18:14
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quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Byss, that's the joke...it's supposed to be vaguely pedophilic, implying the sayer of it knows what a 10 year old boy's ass is like. Effective usage of said joke is only for the entertainment of the person telling it...meaning it's to be said in as serious a tone as possible.

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Old 2006-10-02, 16:04
immersionwarning immersionwarning is offline
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I don't think many 'laymen' use this phrase often.

its more for the fashion industry. a lot of designers are gay and design their clothing as if it were for 10 year old boys. thus, tall skinny anorexic models who have no ass whatsoever wear these clothes and have their pictures taken for thousands of fat ugly girls across america to cry over.
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Old 2006-10-02, 16:27
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^That is complete bullshit, and you are a moron.

True Lies, the cars salesman says that line to describe Jodie Foster's ass. It just means a nice tight firm ass.

That is all, don't lose sleep over it.
 
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