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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-30, 18:21
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Bipolar Rocket 
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Homecoming Tips
I'm about to go to the homecoming dance and I was wondering if there are any specific things I should remember (I don't have a date, though I was asked)?
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#2
 2006-09-30, 18:31
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Strakynyar Krongoth 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
Dress better than anyone else of your gender who's going, something imaginative and noticable - a kilt, for example.
Failing that just get a fancy tuxedo or whatever their called. With white gloves and a top hat. Also act funny. Or something.
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#3
 2006-09-30, 18:33
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PossesedSmurf 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
What th fuck is home coming?
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#4
 2006-09-30, 18:55
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XHippie HunterX 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
Get drunk. Very, very drunk. Thats what makes homecoming tolerable. Then find the sluttiest girl to dance with. Tell her you exchange booze for sex.
Wtf do you want from us? you are going without a date. you dont have anything to worry about.
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#5
 2006-09-30, 19:13
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Strakynyar Krongoth 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:
What th fuck is home coming?
Actually, thats a good question, wtf is it?
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#6
 2006-09-30, 19:46
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Tentative 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:
Actually, thats a good question, wtf is it?
how the fuck do you not know?
you're in middle school.
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#7
 2006-09-30, 19:59
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Che Buddy 
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Re: Homecoming Tips
Bring a gun to homecoming, you'll be the bell of the ball.
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