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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-09-30, 18:21
Bipolar Rocket Bipolar Rocket is offline
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Default Homecoming Tips

I'm about to go to the homecoming dance and I was wondering if there are any specific things I should remember (I don't have a date, though I was asked)?
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Old 2006-09-30, 18:31
Strakynyar Krongoth Strakynyar Krongoth is offline
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Default Re: Homecoming Tips

Dress better than anyone else of your gender who's going, something imaginative and noticable - a kilt, for example.

Failing that just get a fancy tuxedo or whatever their called. With white gloves and a top hat. Also act funny. Or something.
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Old 2006-09-30, 18:33
PossesedSmurf PossesedSmurf is offline
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What th fuck is home coming?
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Old 2006-09-30, 18:55
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Get drunk. Very, very drunk. Thats what makes homecoming tolerable. Then find the sluttiest girl to dance with. Tell her you exchange booze for sex.

Wtf do you want from us? you are going without a date. you dont have anything to worry about.
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Old 2006-09-30, 19:13
Strakynyar Krongoth Strakynyar Krongoth is offline
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quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:

What th fuck is home coming?



Actually, thats a good question, wtf is it?
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Old 2006-09-30, 19:46
Tentative Tentative is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:



Actually, thats a good question, wtf is it?

how the fuck do you not know?

you're in middle school.
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Old 2006-09-30, 19:59
Che Buddy Che Buddy is offline
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Bring a gun to homecoming, you'll be the bell of the ball.
 
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