Well here's another one of those asking threads. Now i havent exactly been in a realationship where i got to the point of french kissing my woman. Now im not in a relationship anymore, and havent been in a few months. So here's the Question:

how do you french kiss?

NOTICE: This isnt just for me. It's for every other totsian that needs to know. Thanks!

[Kaz]

quote:Originally posted by KAZAKA:

Well here's another one of those asking threads. Now i havent exactly been in a realationship where i got to the point of french kissing my woman. Now im not in a relationship anymore, and havent been in a few months. So here's the Question:

how do you french kiss?

NOTICE: This isnt just for me. It's for every other totsian that needs to know. Thanks!

[Kaz]

Tounges.

pull and flick their tongue and lips with your tongue



how old are you not to have snogged someone?

Yeah really...are you 12?

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Yeah really...are you 12?

I was 13.

I might have done it wrong..... I was dumped the next week.



[This message has been edited by croc_dundee (edited 09-30-2006).]

French kissing. Aka; licking the toad.

You bend over your significant other, spread their arse cheeks and slurp right up their crack.

All the cool kids are doing it.

I haven't kissed anyone, and I'm 17

quote:Originally posted by frinkmakesyouthink:

pull and flick their tongue and lips with your tongue



how old are you not to have snogged someone?

Its totse so hes probably 16 or older. You do realize totse is riddled with many guys and girls that have never kissed a girl probably even gotten the balls to talk to one.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

I haven't kissed anyone, and I'm 17

I had my first make-out session when I was nine. I prostituted myself out to my sister's guitar teacher's daughter for a Pog I really wanted.

There's no trick to it, it just happens by it's self.

Think two eels dancing...

I remember the first time I french kissed somebody.

I was 14, and I thought it was going to be something that requires practice... It really doesn't. As long as you're not drooling or sucking their tongue out of their mouth or using teeth, you should be fine. Oh, and don't try to see if you can reach the bottom of their esophogus with your tongue. There is such thing as way too much.

^Truth, with french kissing less is more.

I was just thinking about my frist french kiss yesterday. I was like 14 and she was 16. I was too immature for relationships then (and now?) and totally managed to fuck it up.

Actually the sucking the tongue does feel kind of cool but for first kissed id definatly NOT try this it will weird them out im sure. Me and my girl do that sometimes. ALSO BITING bottom lip is very hot and good just not to hard. Go with the flow, you cant be perfect kisser everytime because everyone likes differnt things oyu ahve to adapt or make them adapt to you. SOme girls like lots of tongue and little lip action, some like lots of lip and little tongue and some like both equally. Start off slow and just go from there. First french for me was 14.

whatever you do, DON"T ask this question to the girl i kissed last night

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Think two eels dancing...

Or maybe snakes on a plane?!?

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

Or maybe snakes on a plane?!?

too huge...but your thinking.

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

Or maybe snakes on a plane?!?

I believe jackketch was making a reference to that one guy who wrote the stories about him and the girl. Forgot his name

Edit: spelling

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quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:

I had my first make-out session when I was nine. I prostituted myself out to my sister's guitar teacher's daughter for a Pog I really wanted.

Dude, you're my fucking idol.

quote:Originally posted by sybil:

There's no trick to it, it just happens by it's self.

This is true

Whatever you do, dont start off using your tounge. That freaks girls out, expecially when they are 12, and moreso when it is the first whole kissing thing. Go with your lips for a while then slowly progress to using your tounge. You can still be imaginative with your lips.

I french kiss with my penis.

i was 12 when i first did it



not that hard

I was 17. I probably wasn't that great but it just kind of came naturally.

Anal sex is the new french kiss.

i start with just lips on lips, and let him initiate tongue. if it seems like he has an agenda or a style, i just follow. if not (which is rare), i do my own version of what seems appropriate at the moment. usually, though, he'll take the lead and i'll mirror/follow. this results in a lack of clashing styles, which invariably leads to him saying, "you're a good kisser."

quote:Originally posted by zergbutt:

I believe jackketch was making a reference to that one guy who wrote the stories about him and the girl. Forgot his name

Edit: spelling



Yes dude, I totally remember those stories. The eels description was waaaayyy of the mark.

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