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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:29
hydraticsolutions hydraticsolutions is offline
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Default my friends girl friend

so i wanna bang my friends girl. they are on the rocks `should i wait till they are done or should i go for it. he's leaving in a few weeks and will prolly bone this girl he knows. Suggestions please.
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Old 2006-09-30, 07:30
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Jessie is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine

But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define

Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it

Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

CHORUS:

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change

You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute

I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably mute

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it

And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

CHORUS

Like Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me

I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines

Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

(Solo)

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

I want Jessie's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like

Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I want, I want Jessie's girl
 #3 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:30
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Default Re: my friends girl friend

quote:Originally posted by hydraticsolutions:

so i wanna bang my friends girl. they are on the rocks `should i wait till they are done or should i go for it. he's leaving in a few weeks and will prolly bone this girl he knows. Suggestions please.

You wait. [/thread]
 #4 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:31
D-Loc 1605 D-Loc 1605 is offline
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It all depends on if he cares about her or not. If he doesnt then tell him to share!
 #5 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:36
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Default Re: my friends girl friend

You dont bang your friends girl. No matter what.

The only exception is if she didnt mean anything to him, and you have his permission ahead of time.
 #6 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:40
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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There was one of these last night too, go read it. The general consensus was: DONT BE THAT FUCKING DOUCHBAG THAT FUCKS YOUR FRIENDS GIRL. Remember (thanks whoever said this last night) Blood is thicker than bitches.

I have only come across one time when it was ok to try and fuck a friends girlfriend, and that was because my bestfriend and i bet a case of beer to see who could fuck the others girlfriend first. Nobody ever won. *sigh* I really wanted that case of beer.
 #7 
Old 2006-09-30, 07:43
stab stab is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

You dont bang your friends girl. No matter what.

The only exception is if she didnt mean anything to him, and you have his permission ahead of time.
 #8 
Old 2006-09-30, 08:50
sikkoabbadon sikkoabbadon is offline
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Dude why would you wanna stick your cock in your dude's cum man? Thats fuckin sick. Sloppy seconds are not good.
 #9 
Old 2006-09-30, 08:52
Spiphel Rike Spiphel Rike is offline
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I'd say you should look elsewhere. Nothing good will come of this.
 #10 
Old 2006-09-30, 08:53
rs_luvva_91 rs_luvva_91 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by sikkoabbadon:

Dude why would you wanna stick your cock in your dude's cum man? Thats fuckin sick. Sloppy seconds are not good.



this man speaks the truth
 #11 
Old 2006-09-30, 10:31
Cosmonaut3030 Cosmonaut3030 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stab
quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

You dont bang your friends girl. No matter what.

The only exception is if she didnt mean anything to him, and you have his permission ahead of time.


He's said it all. No matter what.
 #12 
Old 2006-09-30, 10:45
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Even though his your mate, if you did it, he would kill you...thats something completely out of bounds
 #13 
Old 2006-10-01, 01:20
StillArmedStillAngry StillArmedStillAngry is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stab
quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

You dont bang your friends girl. No matter what.

The only exception is if she didnt mean anything to him, and you have his permission ahead of time.


Word.

After the split, she's up for grabs - but satisfy the dictates of honor and have words with your friend about it once you're sure the girl is game. Don't be fucking feeble, either - you leave with agreement, or a bloody nose. One or the other.
 #14 
Old 2006-10-01, 08:42
crfmxer crfmxer is offline
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have some class buddy, you don't do that shit to people, especailly friends.
 #15 
Old 2006-10-01, 08:45
inverted inverted is offline
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My best mate ran off with my girlfriend that i loved havent spoke to him in two years ...



Just saying control yourself are you a man or a beast ?
 #16 
Old 2006-10-02, 18:10
hydraticsolutions hydraticsolutions is offline
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thanks you guys i have reconsidered and after that sloppy seconds post i turned it around. glad i have totse to help my sick ass
 #17 
Old 2006-10-02, 18:52
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Tomorrow's post: So I fucked my friend's girl, he wants to kill me...
 #18 
Old 2006-10-02, 19:01
Vegetable Man Vegetable Man is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

Jessie is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine

But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define

Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it

Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

CHORUS:

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change

You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute

I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably mute

'Cos she's watching him with those eyes

And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it

And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

CHORUS

Like Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me

I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines

Ain't that the way love supposed to be

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

(Solo)

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl

I want Jessie's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like

Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I want, I want Jessie's girl
 #19 
Old 2006-10-02, 19:47
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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Garrett whats that song?

I totally fucked my friend jessie by stealing his girlfriend. They were only together for like 2 weeks and she didn't like him though.

He hated me for like a few months, tis all good now.

Yes I know I was a dick.

You'd think I was an even bigger dick if you knew the whole situation.
 
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