You know to keep the conversaition going

I almost always get tipsy before talking to a girl, it seems easier to keep the conversaition rolling.

mine would be asking if they have a job

does this smell like chloroform to you?

"So what's your take on AIDs in Rwanda?" That's always my default.

Cheers,

Lost

I see you have braces too, kewl, wanna make out?

anal sex, abortion, creationism, immigration and the weather

" Do you know how soap is made ? " - Tyler Durden.

Do you practise ass-to-mouth?

Would you go on the pill and let me ride you bareback?

Not in that wording, but I have used that before. She actually enjoyed it.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Would you go on the pill and let me ride you bareback?

Not in that wording, but I have used that before. She actually enjoyed it.



lmao that was funneh :P

you: nice shoes...

her: thanks

you: ...wanna fuck?

In a very funny sarcastic way, when the conversation really goes down hill just say something along the lines of "Hey, come here often", or something really stupid like that. Just be sure that she knows your joking.

"So uhhh... wanna make out?"

Is this a dagger I see before me?

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

In a very funny sarcastic way, when the conversation really goes down hill just say something along the lines of "Hey, come here often", or something really stupid like that. Just be sure that she knows your joking.

Lame. The make-out one was lame as well. They will laugh... but not with you.

quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Is this a dagger I see before me?

Or a figment of my brain in the overwhelming heat causing hallucinations or summat like that.

I usually start with saying hi and introducing myself and then telling them to not get mad if I forget their name. That kinda gets it open because it usually gets you both laughing.

"wanna get drunk, ill buy"

"dont drink eh? wanana get stoned then"''

So...sex?

It's not gonna suck itself.

Have you ever wondered what human tastes like?

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

In a very funny sarcastic way, when the conversation really goes down hill just say something along the lines of "Hey, come here often", or something really stupid like that. Just be sure that she knows your joking.

that's totally lame. don't use that one anymore.

Be unique. It's the dumb jocky boys that ask questions like "so... come here often?" or "what's your favorite position?" Those are dumb.

Ask what her ideal adventure is. Somebody asked me that once, and conversation flowed for 3+ hours... and neither of us even like talking on the phone for more than ten minute.

So, hows life treating you?

suprisingly works well as they thingk its somehow funny, hmm..

(sorry abotu spelling, slightly drunk befoere oging out )

quote:Originally posted by Harman Kardon:

So, hows life treating you?

(sorry abotu spelling, slightly drunk befoere oging out )

I usually ask them what they 'do for fun', what kind of music they listen to, if they play any sports. What kind of music they listen to, where they've traveled, anything.

quote:Originally posted by PossesedSmurf:



I usually ask them what they 'do for fun', what kind of music they listen to, if they play any sports. What kind of music they listen to, where they've traveled, anything.



Everybody asks those questions, and they get boring to answer over and over. The only topics that aren't overplayed are music, drunk stories, and travel.