First off, prozak_jack, stop reading now, this is too explicit for a friend, lol.

Anyway, I have a few questions and instead of making multiple threads, I'm just going to make one. So I guess answer what you can, lol.

1. Boys, how should your girlfriend deal with you when you're grumpy? My boyfriend gets in a bad mood sometimes, and I don't know what to do. It seems like no matter what I say or do it just makes him even grumpier. Obviously you don't know him, but some general ideas would be appreciated.

2. What's the verdict on your balls being played with? I'll just have to ask my boyfriend, but in the mean time, is there a general consensus among guys? All my gay magazines say to treat them like eggs (lol), so sometimes I'll roll them around in my hand gently, but what else can I do?

3. I want to squirt!! When my boyfriend fingers my G-spot, I get really wet (like huge wet patches on the bed, I never do that otherwise). There's no actual squirting though, just...seeping...Ewwww, haha! It feels soooo good, but I can't seem to get over the edge, but since I get super wet I think I have the potential to be a squirter, lol. Any advice? I'm not scared to pee myself because I always go beforehand anyway...

Thanks guys! And I'm sure there's something else I'm forgetting to ask, so I might be back later.

1. Make him a delicious snack and hold his hand in silence.

2. Unless you're perfect with the pole, just forget the balls.

3. Squirters are really rare, most porno squirters are pissing. From what I understand you can't learn to do it.

1) Honestly, I dont really get grumpy. But I imagine that most guys would prefer to just be left to themselves for a while until it passes.

2) I've never had my balls played with. And its not something that holds any strong, or even weak, desire for me. But There is another inch of the shaft that you can feel if you press the balls up, and thats a different sensation that feels pretty good. (Rubbing that part of the shaft through the balls)

3) I cant help you here. I'm a guy. I really dont know anything about squirting. However my ex used to get -really- wet when we'd start messing around. I mean, she was always dripping by the time we got around to intercourse. (Assuming I hadnt lapped it all up.) I always believed that she had the potential to be a real squirter, but alas...I could never bring her to orgasm. I took her virginity, and she doesnt masturbate because she says it doesnt do it for her. So...I'll never know :\

Holy shit this is hot.

1. I just like to be left alone. Once I settle down I generally apologise for being a dick (if I have been). But, it varies hugely from guy to goy...

2. Hmmm...when I used to get my testicles sucked...it really tickled. by all means be gentle with the testicles themselves but the actual skin is just like any other skin...well except more ticklish. Damn it now I want someone to play with my balls.

3. Squirting seems kinda gross to me. Can't help you.

It's not gross!

quote:Originally posted by McLaren:

Holy shit this is hot.

No it's not you freak.

There was nothing in there remotely arousing. It's just some bitch looking for attention and talking about cock and squirting.

If you found that hot you are most likely gay. Stick a cucumber up your arse and find out if you like it, pansy.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

No it's not you freak.

There was nothing in there remotely arousing. It's just some bitch looking for attention and talking about cock and squirting.

If you found that hot you are most likely gay. Stick a cucumber up your arse and find out if you like it, pansy.

Whoa, calm down buddy. Since when is asking for advice looking for attention?

Anyway, I guess I should clarify, I'm not that concerned with squirting, but I do want to experience a G spot orgasm. Can any girls here do it?

There are so many blowjob guides out there. Asking on a website composed mostly of virgins won't get you too far.

Eg, those people who found what you wrote 'hot'.

It just gave me the opinion you wanted the attention, especially telling someone not to read something you write on a public forum. That is like telling a 5 year old "Don't open this drawer, EVER."

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

There are so many blowjob guides out there. Asking on a website composed mostly of virgins won't get you too far.

Eg, those people who found what you wrote 'hot'.

It just gave me the opinion you wanted the attention, especially telling someone not to read something you write on a public forum. That is like telling a 5 year old "Don't open this drawer, EVER."

I didn't ask anything about blow jobs, lol. And besides, there are a lot of experienced people mixed in with the virgins.

And I'm just trying to look out for my buddy, he can look if he really wants.

You can't play with his balls when you are fucking him.

Treat a grumpy boyfriend how you would treat a grumpy person. Tell them to fuck off until they cheer up.

1. Is he an Aries? Anyway, if he's grumpy, leave him be. Best advice I have.

2. Gently carressing balls is about all you can do. Don't experiment.

3. Chances are you can't squirt. Sorry

quote:Originally posted by jsarkos:

1. Is he an Aries? Anyway, if he's grumpy, leave him be. Best advice I have.

2. Gently carressing balls is about all you can do. Don't experiment.

3. Chances are you can't squirt. Sorry

He is Aries! Amazing! lol

Hmm...I thought most guys liked it, but I guess not?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

He is Aries! Amazing! lol

Hmm...I thought most guys liked it, but I guess not?

1. Leave him alone

2. Never liked it so IDK

3. Whats so great about squirting anyway?

When a guy gets grumpy, he still does appreciate your company. He just can't express it. It's kind of an insecurity thing, which he covers up with pushy-awayness. Best thing to do would be to just sit with him and watch some movies or something. Don't be scared of him, just treat him... kind of like a mother, but not in a pretentious way. Just help him through whatever he's feeling, and he'll appreciate it, guarantee it.

Hmm... I dunno about the balls. It can be hot, but also, they're pretty bloody fragile. As long as you don't squeeze on the balls themselves, you can be kinda rough. I know I'd love having a girl cup my nuts with her hand and pull down on my scrotum whilst she sucks me off.

Squirting? Eh... not my thing

quote:Originally posted by TheComradical:

1. Leave him alone

2. Never liked it so IDK

3. Whats so great about squirting anyway?

I think we would get along quite nicely in the real world.

No offense but your bf is an idiot. Hes banging a hot chick like you so I don't understand why he would be grumpy.

Cut him off for awhile. That'll teach him a lesson.

[This message has been edited by the phantom stranger (edited 09-30-2006).]

1.] As has been said, the best thing you can do is to just leave him alone for a while. It took several years for my wife to get that one. I would tel her, too, that I would be just fine in time if she just let me alone. And that she risked having my anger focused on her instead of what was really bothering me.

2.] Personally, I enjoy it when my GF plays with my balls. But all guys are different.

3.] My last GF didn't know she had a G-spot until I helped her find it. And the GF before her also had a very active one which I was able to find easilly. That one could really squirt, which I really enjoyed. Not to mention the fluids that come from G-spot stimulation tastes sweet; kinda like cotton candy.

She was hesitant to mention her G-spot to me when we first got together because her previous BF's all were freaked out by it - a couple thinking she had pissed in the bed. I helped her get over that and to open herself up to it and now she really gets going.

quote:Originally posted by the phantom stranger:

No offense but your bf is an idiot. Hes banging a hot chick like you so I don't understand why he would be grumpy.

Cut him off for awhile. That'll teach him a lesson.



Yeah mate, don't think she's gonna start dating you instead.

Okay, advice from a female perspective.

1. Treat your man like an animal. Reward him for good behaviour and punish him for bad behaviour. When he's in a bad mood (bad behaviour) - don't say a word. Ignore him.

2. Ask him.

3. It is impossibble to tell, from what you said, if you will ever become a squirter. I have given up pursuing it. Dunno if it's something every woman can do.

1. If im grumpy leave me the fuck alone and maybe make me a sandwhich. But probably just leave me alone.

2. If you squeeze my balls too hard im gonna punch you in the tit. Is it worth the risk?

3. I dunno never had a squirter. get a buttplugg. or... try harder?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

1. Treat your man like an animal. Reward him for good behaviour and punish him for bad behaviour. When he's in a bad mood (bad behaviour) - don't say a word. Ignore him.



Maybe it's all the whiskey tonight, but reading this really just makes me want to lay one into your face. We're not fucking dogs, we're men. Give us our time alone and we'll come around, is it that damn hard?

quote:Originally posted by stab:

Yeah mate, don't think she's gonna start dating you instead.

Don't think so hey? Bloody hell.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

1. Make him a delicious snack and hold his hand in silence.

You've obviously never been in a bad mood, something like this would make me want to commit murder.

There's nothing you can do other than leave him to his own shit till he's cool again.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

No it's not you freak.

There was nothing in there remotely arousing. It's just some bitch looking for attention and talking about cock and squirting.

If you found that hot you are most likely gay. Stick a cucumber up your arse and find out if you like it, pansy.

leave sick_boy alone shes kewl

1. Ask what's wrong...if he doesn't want to talk about it, leave him be until he's back to his normal. If he does, don't give your advice on the issue unless he asks for it.

2. I like having them licked...but anything else is a bit much; my nuts are apparently more sensitive than a good deal of my male friends though.

3. I think it was CW who said it, but squirters are rare...chances are you aren't, but that doesn't mean you can't have a vaginal orgasm.

As far as the grumpyness idk im not to much of a grumpy person but id probably like my girlfriend to try to cheer me up either giving me a massage, just randomly starting to give me a bj, or making me food those all might work.



As for the balls, i do LOVE my balls being played with the best thing my girlfriend has done so far is put one in her mouth and just suck on it not to hard but hard enough omg that feels good. Like said before the skin is not that sensitive but the balls are. Caressing them is nice while getting the shaft sucked. And the little bit right below the balls feels so good getting licked. One big thing though DO NOT suck the shaft a lot and THEN move onto the balls, if your going to have ball play do it before you start with the shaft, or if you want you can suck the shaft and play witht he balls with your hands. Nothing sucks more then getting great head and my girlfriend decides she wants to suck my balls. It feels good but it by no means gets me any closer to orgasm, so if im getting closer and closer to orgasm and then it just starts feeling good it sucks. So stick to the shaft once you go there but balls are a good foreplay toy. Plus idk how your boyfriend would be but i know it looks really hot when my girlfriend has my balls in her mouth sucking them and she looks up at me damn that is hot.

The squirting idk

I would be honored and pretty stoked to make a girl gush her juices all over the place.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

Maybe it's all the whiskey tonight, but reading this really just makes me want to lay one into your face. We're not fucking dogs, we're men. Give us our time alone and we'll come around, is it that damn hard?

I fucking know. Treating humans like animals will never acomplish anything. Fuck me.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I think we would get along quite nicely in the real world.



Buttsecks?



Do you live in AZ?

1) It depends on how grumpy he is. If he's really grumpy, I'd say leave him alone. If he's only a little grumpy, just sit with him or cuddle with him SILENTLY. Maybe put his hand on your breast, but DON'T TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM (don't resist if he goes for it though). Don't try to cheer him up by being cheerful. When people do that to me, I usually just get more grumpy. Prolonged silence (and breasts) always cheer me up.

2) cupping his balls in your hand, or rolling them around in your hand is a good idea. You should also lick and suck them (if they are not too hairy). You might also try inserting them into your vagina. This would probably cause him pain, but I've always wanted to try it anyway. Perhaps your boyfriend would like to try it aswell.

3) I'm not sure I can help you with this one, but I wish you luck

Hmm I know what you're saying about the balls thing...

I was giving my boyfriend head the other day and he kinda gave me his balls and I was like... what do you want me to do?

And when I like cupped them and stuff he was wanting me to squeeze them harder or something but I thought that would be painful ...

Guess I don't understand all elements of the genitials yet ¬¬

[This message has been edited by PieGirl (edited 10-03-2006).]

- leave the guy alone. Girls like all that comfort jazz, but when a guy has shit on his mind let him be.

- balls play really does nothing... for me at least... it tickles.

- just not in his eye, but it's not like a big deal.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

There are so many blowjob guides out there. Asking on a website composed mostly of virgins won't get you too far.

Eg, those people who found what you wrote 'hot'.

It just gave me the opinion you wanted the attention, especially telling someone not to read something you write on a public forum. That is like telling a 5 year old "Don't open this drawer, EVER."

Look at this wanna-be.

quote:Originally posted by rs_luvva_91:

leave sick_boy alone shes kewl

QFT

When I'm in that mood, I normally want to be left alone. I'll go out and smoke some cigarettes, go for a drive, jump on the motorbike. But I'm usually thinking, and I want it to myself. Sex is usually the last thing I want. I I'm in a really shit mood then I'll usually get fair hammered and start a fight I know I can't win. But I'm usually back to my cynical self the next day.

So, the point is let him be.

As for everything else, I have no idea, ask him.

I don't know..

If something is bothering me, I would like the extra attention. I mean, sometimes, I just want to be alone, but I like to have somebody there for me.

As for the balls, no. Don't even do a handjob either. Allow him to do foreplay, but guys don't need it because we blow our loads too fast anyway. Suck on his earlobe or something, that's hott for some reason. Be passionate when you make out, and run your hand all over his body.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Okay, advice from a female perspective.

1. Treat your man like an animal. Reward him for good behaviour and punish him for bad behaviour. When he's in a bad mood (bad behaviour) - don't say a word. Ignore him.





Honestly? That has to be the WORST advice ever.. maybe the wussy piece of shit boyfriends you've had would deal with that.. but if I'm in a bad mood.. and I try to get her to say something and she ignored me.. I would show her the door and tell her not to call or try to come by the house.

Hell, even if I'm NOT in a bad mood.. being ignored is one of those highschool drama bullshit that I don't deal with. Ever. From anyone. Period. End of story.

A woman trys any high school bullshit on me.. or any games. And she'll meet the curb faster than she can say: "but wait.."

Edit: To make my point.. in the same way that most women view a man as just one man of many.. and they could have just about any guy they wanted.. Thats how I, and any man worth having, view women.. you are one of many.. you have to be worth MY time for you to get it.



[This message has been edited by outcast234 (edited 10-04-2006).]

I actually believe that any girl that can orgasm can squirt, it just takes alot. I haven't experienced it yet, and I've only had one orgasm through fingering without any clitoral stimulation. But, I was getting really down about the lack of g-spot orgasms, not expecting it etc, and then we tried it and I did! Now I know what to expect, we're going to try it more. It was an amazing orgasm, and my first time that way, felt intense, but I had this kind of feeling that it could have been way stronger, so there's room left to see what happens. It probably just all takes a lot of patience.

That's my opinion :0

Question 1? i like being hugged and kissed when i'm grumpy, but number 1 for when grumpy is play wrestling, i Love play wrestling (or at least i did, ex now)

and question 2, only minor playing to add that bit more to the excitement, but don't focus entirely or for too long on the balls, chances are he'll get bored if it's too long

but i loved when my ex grabbed there and played with etc, as a turn on though, not consolidated foreplay...

hope it helps, good luck

Thanks guys.

My boyfriend came to visit me this weekend, and I asked him if he liked his balls played with, to which he replied: "Hell yeah!" so I guess I was already doing okay. We couldn't really experiment more with the G spot cause I had my period though.

He came on Friday and was supposed to leave on Sunday, but we were having such an amazing time together he didn't leave until tuesday, lol.