is it the foreplay?

is it the orgasm?

is it the thrusting?

is it the shooting?

is it the post sex cigarette?

is it the post sex sleep?

is it the post sex shit?

is it the post sex piss?

is it the post sex kissing?

which one is it?

it's the anticipation. and the foreplay, i guess.

The sweaty animalistic part of it.

Busting a nut.

Foreplay and cuddling is for faggets.

ive never fucked, but im sure my favorite part would be the post sex cigarette/sleep.

Good question...I'd have to say penetration is my favourite part. My second favourite part is that my boyfriend always says he loves me after sex, lol.

I dont know why but i find it funny that wannafucksexor is chinese

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Good question...I'd have to say penetration is my favourite part. My second favourite part is that my boyfriend always says he loves me after sex, lol.

what's penetration?

Something you won't achieve with a small chink cock.

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

what's penetration?

May you die a grusome demise by having purple objects shoved up your nostals

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Something you won't achieve with a small chink cock.

this post made me laugh out loud.

My favorite part is when she's really into it and starts moaning/panting and squeezes me and digs her nails into my back.

But penetration is still pretty awesome. And so is the after-sex cuddling. And no, that doesnt make me a faggot.

It doesn't make you a collection of sticks, but it does make you a fagget.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

It doesn't make you a collection of sticks, but it does make you a fagget.



A mispelled collection of sticks?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



A mispelled collection of sticks?

Haha!

Of course it doesn't make you a faggot, it makes you a sweet boyfriend.

I didn't write faggot. I wrote fagget, you fagget.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

I didn't write faggot. I wrote fagget, you fagget.

Yes, and that's not the correct spelling.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Busting a nut.

Foreplay and cuddling is for faggets.

LOL... sounds like a virgin to me.

Do you do foreplay and cuddle? Then you are a fagget.

I will not alter this spelling. Fuck you.

The only foreplay worth doing is getting your dick sucked. Any more than that and you should be doing flower arranging.

Uh huh... look, guy, let me explain something to you.

To your credit, I'm sure several thirteen-year-olds are reading your retarded little posts and thinking, "Damn, he is all that is man." So, at least on that account, points to you.

However, those of us who have seen a woman who wasn't on the computer screen can stoop to lick some pussy now and then, and rather enjoy it. It's a bit of an acquired taste, to be sure, but quite fun.

Now, I'm not a psychic, so I can't be sure. But in the past, most guys I've know who try for this I'm-so-badass schtick, particularly the kind that incorporates condemnations of cuddling (of all fucking things), are in fact virgins (or at the very least sexually unsuccessful) desperate to protect their own shattered illusions about their masculinity.

So please - run the fuck along, rookie. The adults are talking, okay?

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Good question...I'd have to say penetration is my favourite part. My second favourite part is that my boyfriend always says he loves me after sex, lol.

Why do you like when your boyfriend lies?

- 42

quote:Originally posted by 42:

Why do you like when your boyfriend lies?

- 42



That was cruel, mean, and uncalled for.

Unfortunately, I'm inclined to believe you :\

I enjoy all of it. I like the after sex cuddling, penetration. I don't smoke, so I can't enjoy that, which I don't think I would anyways.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Uh huh... look, guy, let me explain something to you.

To your credit, I'm sure several thirteen-year-olds are reading your retarded little posts and thinking, "Damn, he is all that is man." So, at least on that account, points to you.

However, those of us who have seen a woman who wasn't on the computer screen can stoop to lick some pussy now and then, and rather enjoy it. It's a bit of an acquired taste, to be sure, but quite fun.

Now, I'm not a psychic, so I can't be sure. But in the past, most guys I've know who try for this I'm-so-badass schtick, particularly the kind that incorporates condemnations of cuddling (of all fucking things), are in fact virgins (or at the very least sexually unsuccessful) desperate to protect their own shattered illusions about their masculinity.

So please - run the fuck along, rookie. The adults are talking, okay?

QFT

Eating pussy is easily the grossest thing ever.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Eating pussy is easily the grossest thing ever.



Virgin.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

The only foreplay worth doing is getting your dick sucked.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Eating pussy is easily the grossest thing ever.

Hahaha, oh man, you are so obviously a virgin it's pathetic.

If you like eating pussy it's because you are a bitch. It is fucking wrong.

It's slimier than eating raw oysters.

The look on her face when she wakes up from the chloroform

quote:Originally posted by 42:

Why do you like when your boyfriend lies?

- 42

You can tell this over the internet? Wow!

Haha, he's not lying. What would be the point?

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Something you won't achieve with a small chink cock.



I loled so hard

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Haha, he's not lying. What would be the point?

Hmmm, perhaps to make sure he can have sex with you tomorrow as well?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Hmmm, perhaps to make sure he can have sex with you tomorrow as well?

I had sex with him the first (and second and third...) night we went out, he didn't have to profess his love, lol.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

If you like eating pussy it's because you are a bitch. It is fucking wrong.

It's slimier than eating raw oysters.

i like raw oysters.

please go away now.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I had sex with him the first (and second and third...) night we went out, he didn't have to profess his love, lol.

slut

My favorite part about sex is waking up and realizing it was all a dream and that I've never actually had sex.

quote:Originally posted by LogicalEloquence:

slut

I have sex with who (and when) I want. If you both want each other on the first date, then why not? It doesn't make me a slut.

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

is it the foreplay?

is it the orgasm?

is it the thrusting?

is it the shooting?

is it the post sex cigarette?

is it the post sex sleep?

is it the post sex shit?

is it the post sex piss?

is it the post sex kissing?

which one is it?



Post coital,



Post coital.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I have sex with who (and when) I want. If you both want each other on the first date, then why not? It doesn't make me a slut.



Yeah it does. But we're all sluts. It's human nature. Dont be ashamed of it.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I have sex with who (and when) I want. If you both want each other on the first date, then why not? It doesn't make me a slut.

Hmmm, I think we need an adequate definition of a slut before this can be decided.

quote:Originally posted by LogicalEloquence:

Hmmm, I think we need an adequate definition of a slut before this can be decided.

Oh god, let's not get into this.

Silent, I agree with you and I'm not ashamed. But it does piss me off that girls are judged much more harshly for enjoying sex than guys are.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

i like raw oysters.

please go away now.



I bet you do. Fagget bitch.

Penetration rocks. Or when you've both been in the shower together, and throw her onto the bed, and penetrate her with a massive temperature difference (oh so warm).

Also, I do love eating pussy. And when you're going slow, and she's on top, and you're just deep inside her with her chest in your face.

Pumping away with her legs wrapped around you and pulling her onto you with your arms behind her shoulders, then coming inside of her and watching her face light up as she feels your cock pulse inside of her.

It's all, really, really good. Also, gold n green is pathetic. For one, he got the colours in his username the wrong way. The other things have been pointed out already.

*turns to gng*

Loser.

When you get down to basics, it is the mission of the male of the species to fuck everything it can.

The female is supposed to wait until they get a very good genetic specimen to guarantee survival of the species.

If you are a chick and fuck and fuck and fuck, you are a slut. If you are a guy and do the same, you are normal.

Yes I got the colours of my username wrong.

Go back to flower arranging, fagget.

Holding my girlfriend when I'm done.

Not that I can have that anymore

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

But it does piss me off that girls are judged much more harshly for enjoying sex than guys are.

You think I would be any less harsh to a manwhore that would fuck on the first date?

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Uh huh... look, guy, let me explain something to you.

To your credit, I'm sure several thirteen-year-olds are reading your retarded little posts and thinking, "Damn, he is all that is man." So, at least on that account, points to you.

However, those of us who have seen a woman who wasn't on the computer screen can stoop to lick some pussy now and then, and rather enjoy it. It's a bit of an acquired taste, to be sure, but quite fun.

Now, I'm not a psychic, so I can't be sure. But in the past, most guys I've know who try for this I'm-so-badass schtick, particularly the kind that incorporates condemnations of cuddling (of all fucking things), are in fact virgins (or at the very least sexually unsuccessful) desperate to protect their own shattered illusions about their masculinity.

So please - run the fuck along, rookie. The adults are talking, okay?

Kudos to you, wise one.

My favorite part is making sandwiches and having a cigarette together after busting.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I have sex with who (and when) I want. If you both want each other on the first date, then why not? It doesn't make me a slut.

Very true. A slut is what people who are judgemental fucks call a girl who doesn't treat premarital, or even prerelationship sex like a sin. It's just sex...

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Very true. A slut is what people who are judgemental fucks call a girl who doesn't treat premarital, or even prerelationship sex like a sin. It's just sex...

Hmmm, I would define a slut has someone who has sex indiscriminately. Doesn't know the person, doesn't care, doesn't care if they are on oaf or not, etc. You can make a more mature decision with regards to sex with someone you met that same day than some people do with their husbands and wives.

Although, when you get down to it, there is nothing I find immoral per se with being a slut, but I just find it distasteful.

foreplay/cuddling after sex

Tightness of the Pussy

Feeling her stomach muscles contract especially

Orgasming, at the same time.

Man that's good - makes you feel good in bed too.

Penetration > orgasm> cuddling.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Yes I got the colours of my username wrong.

Go back to flower arranging, fagget.

Go back to your fleshlight. Well, that's what I would say if I believed you could afford one.

Yea after this thread id say that GNG is a virgin peice of shit trying to act cool but only impressing the little teenage faggets on here.

I like part where she gets very into it and moaning and screaming to fuck her harder and digging nails into my back and it gets more slippery then a slip and slide. Also the penetration is the best, that feeling when your dick first gets into that nice warm special spot damn that shit feels good. Cuddlings ok but id rather just go another round or two. And foreplays great too i love getting my dick sucked shes so good at it not to mention how nice it is seeing her squirm in pleasure and moan and shuve my face down harder into her clit.

And theres nothing gross about eating pussy, if you think eating pussy is gross or wrong then YOU PROBABLY are the fagget. Think about it for a second you say pussy is gross, yet you call the guys that like it faggets? MAkes a lot of sence if you like cock in your mouth.

And sorry sickboy but i think thats just tacky to say i love you after the sex or stuff like that. I never say stuff like how much i care about her or love her after sex, i personally think it would take away from the meaning. I mean if it makes you feel special all good to you i just think it seems not good after sex. Ok yea i just fucked you now i love you cuz you gave it up.

Making her orgasm and then knowing the fact that after that she owes me.

That way there's always new opportunities.

But out of the list: Lying with her after sex.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea after this thread id say that GNG is a virgin peice of shit trying to act cool but only impressing the little teenage faggets on here.

I like part where she gets very into it and moaning and screaming to fuck her harder and digging nails into my back and it gets more slippery then a slip and slide. Also the penetration is the best, that feeling when your dick first gets into that nice warm special spot damn that shit feels good. Cuddlings ok but id rather just go another round or two. And foreplays great too i love getting my dick sucked shes so good at it not to mention how nice it is seeing her squirm in pleasure and moan and shuve my face down harder into her clit.

And theres nothing gross about eating pussy, if you think eating pussy is gross or wrong then YOU PROBABLY are the fagget. Think about it for a second you say pussy is gross, yet you call the guys that like it faggets? MAkes a lot of sence if you like cock in your mouth.

And sorry sickboy but i think thats just tacky to say i love you after the sex or stuff like that. I never say stuff like how much i care about her or love her after sex, i personally think it would take away from the meaning. I mean if it makes you feel special all good to you i just think it seems not good after sex. Ok yea i just fucked you now i love you cuz you gave it up.



<3 haha. Well said.

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

is it the foreplay?

is it the orgasm?

is it the thrusting?

is it the shooting?

is it the post sex cigarette?

is it the post sex sleep?

is it the post sex shit?

is it the post sex piss?

is it the post sex kissing?

which one is it?

My favorite pasrt about sex is getting tested afterwards

quote:Originally posted by Diplomatic_grief:

My favorite pasrt about sex is getting tested afterwards

LOL...on a following note, my favorite part is getting a clean result.

quote:Originally posted by Belle:



Post coital,



Post coital.

what the hell is that?

Good sex is a like a dance. The dance + the joint afterwards... ohw penetration is a nice moment too by the way

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

what the hell is that?

Coitus is sex. Post coital would be after sex.

i see.

I think i would love the post cigarette smokijg the best .

How can you be a faggot for cuddling your GIRLfriend after SEX. Idiots.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

LOL...on a following note, my favorite part is getting a clean result.

My favorite part is going to the pharmacy to get some more blister cream

quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

How can you be a faggot for cuddling your GIRLfriend after SEX. Idiots.

lol... fer reelz, right? Dumb kid probably just saw Boondock Saints too many times...

Favorite part? Busting a nut in Sick_Boy.

Pushing my girlfriend around.

Dominating her.

"Punishing" her (with force) as we like to call it.

She is into some kinky shit. I love it

i'm surprised i'm the only one who thinks the anticipation is one of the best parts.

Everything about it, i can not pick out one speciffic thing i love more than the rest although i do love giving the girl i am with oral sex.

Ever since my first kiss i have been obsessed by kissing so i guess thats another, and the feeling close to someone, looking into their eyes as you do it and cuddling and such.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

Everything about it, i can not pick out one speciffic thing i love more than the rest although i do love giving the girl i am with oral sex.

Ever since my first kiss i have been obsessed by kissing so i guess thats another, and the feeling close to someone, looking into their eyes as you do it and cuddling and such.

haha. i remember the days when you'd never had sex and thought it was wrong to do so before true love. it's amazing how people change.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

haha. i remember the days when you'd never had sex and thought it was wrong to do so before true love. it's amazing how people change.

I have only had sex with one girl though? and....since i was registered here that had already happened.

I didnt ever think it was wrong to do so before true love, i just didnt and dont aprove of having sex with everyone and anyone.

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

I have only had sex with one girl though? and....since i was registered here that had already happened.

I didnt ever think it was wrong to do so before true love, i just didnt and dont aprove of having sex with everyone and anyone.

i could have sworn that i advised you when you had never had a girlfriend and had just met a girl who was into you. you were talking about your social anxiety and someone suggested you bring the girl a cup of coffee and you did....or was that someone else?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i could have sworn that i advised you when you had never had a girlfriend and had just met a girl who was into you. you were talking about your social anxiety and someone suggested you bring the girl a cup of coffee and you did....or was that someone else?

heh i had had one girlfriend then, and this was the first time i was meeting Alex (the girl i was with for 9 months) and i didnt have sex with Alex. The whole coffee thing worked a treat too.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Haha!

Of course it doesn't make you a faggot, it makes you a sweet boyfriend.

You just gonna stand there and let her call you a faggot dude?

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i'm surprised i'm the only one who thinks the anticipation is one of the best parts.

is that because the actual intercourse is tooo harsh for u?

quote:Originally posted by WannaFuckWannaSex0r:

is that because the actual intercourse is tooo harsh for u?

haha no, i love the actual intercourse, otherwise i wouldn't love anticipating it, would i?

SHOW US YUH BOOBS!!!

My favourite part, is the slow, working in at the start. Just taking it in an inch at a time, then finally, it just slides in and you're body to body. Mmmm...Gives me a shudder.

I also love it when you've just had awesome sex, not like a quickie, but like a huge session. Then you both just collapse afterwards, both out of breath, panting, and totally fucking content with each other's efforts.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

When you get down to basics, it is the mission of the male of the species to fuck everything it can.

The female is supposed to wait until they get a very good genetic specimen to guarantee survival of the species.

If you are a chick and fuck and fuck and fuck, you are a slut. If you are a guy and do the same, you are normal.

If this forum were some kind of ancient Roman gladitor match, then I'd have no qualms bashing your head like a ripe tomato with a large mace right about now.

By the way, how do you guys prefer to pronounce the word "tomato"? I tend to say 'ta-may-toe' when I do.

[This message has been edited by ajardoor (edited 10-01-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

When you get down to basics, it is the mission of the male of the species to fuck everything it can.

The female is supposed to wait until they get a very good genetic specimen to guarantee survival of the species.

If you are a chick and fuck and fuck and fuck, you are a slut. If you are a guy and do the same, you are normal.

quote:Anyway, almost all of these conversations ended up with the other person at some point saying something like this: Men like porn because they are evolutionarily programmed to fuck around and make lots of babies with as many women as possible. Women don't like porn because they need to catch a man to provide for her babies and keep him forever and ever. In other words, men are bad, but they just can't help it if they screw around. Women don't get to sleep around, but isn't it nice to be inherently virtuous.

Because, I think, I politely resisted saying this in every single case, I'm going to take the liberty of doing so now: That argument is complete horseshit.

Evolutionary success is not about having the most sex, it's about producing the most fertile offspring. I'll say that again: the idea isn't to spread the most baby batter around, it's to raise the most children who themselves grow up to produce children. That's why your parents won't leave you the hell alone about making them grandparents; they aren't done until you do.

Male sleeping around simply wouldn't have cut it as an evolutionary strategy. First off, the male in question can't just sleep with any old female for evolutionary succes, he has to have sex with a woman who is fertile. Human females have concealed ovulation. Fucking around means rolling the dice each time, while staying with one woman at least through a full cycle (or two, or three - our ancestors didn't have our ridiculous abundnace of food and thus weren't as reliably fertile) meant a good shot at pregnancy.

...And that's assuming that the opportunity for Cro-Magnon or Australopithecine fucking around existed at all. Illicit sex requires privacy, and the days before bricks, mortar and loud stereos didn't provide much. Ever try to get away with something in a small town? Now try it when you live in a community of 60 breeding adults who live in thatched huts around a central camp fire. Everybody knows your business. And there's not a lot of stealing away for you-time when there's a danger of being eaten by predators. Doing things alone, for that very reason, tends to be looked on with suspicion when it happens in pre-modern societies, to the extent that it happens at all. I once read an account of an anthropologist's attempts just to go out to urinate by himself. The people he was living with couldn't figure out why he'd want to do such a dangerous thing.

I'm not saying that affairs never happened back in the mists of time, just that they would have been damn sight harder to have than we think of them. And while a single fling might have been possible if dangerous to attempt, being a rake would have been out of the question. Again, in a small community, word gets around. There aren't many evolutionary advantages in being ostracized by your clan or getting your head caved in.

Even if someone did manage to buck incalcuably high odds and impregnate more than one female at a time, he still has an evolutionary problem - the offspring have to reach adulthood and have kids of their own. His time and provisions would be split between more than one mate and more than one child, decreasing the odds of anyone getting through this completely healthy. The "faithful" male only has one child at a time, but can devote his whole energy to making sure the pregnancy goes well and both mother and child are healthy and well-provisioned. You have better odds raising well-fed children with two sides of a family for support than scrambling to split food between multiple children, some of whom may bear a stigma from having no socially sanctioned dad.

The healthy kids with family backing them up are more likely to have a prime choice of mates, and thus more likely to have healthy children of their own. Over thousands of years, it adds up.

On the other hand, women have more of an evolutionary reason to screw around than you'd think. Theoretically, a woman who can overcome the odds, have an affair, and convince two (or more) men that they've fathered her child can raise her child with the advantages of extra provisions and extra adults looking out for it for it's entire life. Again, healthier growth, better choice of mates, more surviving offspring in the long run. http://www.deepveininsomnia.com/SBcopsc3.php

i am so glad to see an evolutionary theory refuting the common misconceptions about gender roles and sex.

The next day.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i am so glad to see an evolutionary theory refuting the common misconceptions about gender roles and sex.

I always thought that "guys are supposed to fuck around!" stuff was bullshit, so I too was pleasantly surprised to find that little rant.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i am so glad to see an evolutionary theory refuting the common misconceptions about gender roles and sex.

BUT, what if a man impregnates a woman in a one-night stand, while the female's long-term partner thinks the baby is his and raises it as his own?

Then the long-term partner male is a sucker who is being used, and the male who had the one night stand gets his children raised to adulthood by another man, thinking that the child is his.

Eating pussy is still gross. Use your cock or if you fail at sex use your fingers/hand.



And cuddling is for faggets. Once you have spread your genes get out of there unless she is rich/famous/really hot/really nice. Go spread your genes some more.

Women are not meant to sleep around but to make their offspring genetically as sound as possible by choosing the best mate. Which is why muscle heads get more pussy than fat acne faced cunts.

Men are meant to be sluts and try and make their genes dominant by fucking everything.

quote:Originally posted by Whore of God:

BUT, what if a man impregnates a woman in a one-night stand, while the female's long-term partner thinks the baby is his and raises it as his own?

Then the long-term partner male is a sucker who is being used, and the male who had the one night stand gets his children raised to adulthood by another man, thinking that the child is his.



which is why, i guess, the communities would do something to safeguard against males banging females that weren't theirs....

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Eating pussy is still gross. Use your cock or if you fail at sex use your fingers/hand.



And cuddling is for faggets. Once you have spread your genes get out of there unless she is rich/famous/really hot/really nice. Go spread your genes some more.

Women are not meant to sleep around but to make their offspring genetically as sound as possible by choosing the best mate. Which is why muscle heads get more pussy than fat acne faced cunts.

Men are meant to be sluts and try and make their genes dominant by fucking everything.



You are wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Eating pussy is still gross. Use your cock or if you fail at sex use your fingers/hand.



And cuddling is for faggets. Once you have spread your genes get out of there unless she is rich/famous/really hot/really nice. Go spread your genes some more.

Women are not meant to sleep around but to make their offspring genetically as sound as possible by choosing the best mate. Which is why muscle heads get more pussy than fat acne faced cunts.

Men are meant to be sluts and try and make their genes dominant by fucking everything.





your "theory" has no scientific backing. it also has no empirical data in this day and age (or in years past) to support it. and if it does, you haven't shown it to us. so you're basically making shit up.

Fact: Fat acne faced guys score less and get less random female attention than muscle heads.

Why do we find fat people ugly? Because of our instinct telling us don't fuck that your kids will be crap.

Eating pussy is still gross, and cuddling is for faggets.



[This message has been edited by Gold n Green (edited 10-01-2006).]

The only point you make is that fat ugly people don't get laid. Which isn't true. I know a fat ugly guy who gets laid a shitload, because he has a good attitude. So there's that pretty obvious theory busted. Apart from that, you actually haven't made any point at all.

Try again mate.

He doesn't get hotties. No way.

I don't need to prove anything. Nature has done that for me.

He gets some cause he has a good attitude? Good for him.

I bet he never gets one night stands. BECAUSE HE IS FAT AND UGLY.

You can't deny it. We need to kill of fat, ugly, homosexual, retarded, genetically fucked people in order to save the human race. Gypsies too.

Those people shouldn't be able to breed. Save the human species.

Look what happened, we got people fucking fat ugly people. That isn't right.

You make assumptions and believe they are true. You think you are right, when everyone tells you why you're wrong. You need to grow the FUCK up.

You must be fat and like cuddling.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Women are not meant to sleep around but to make their offspring genetically as sound as possible by choosing the best mate. Which is why muscle heads get more pussy than fat acne faced cunts.

This is actually true, although I don't feel like digging out my textbooks for a source. Evolutionarily, the onus lies on the female to pick the best mate, since propagating her genes requires a much larger time investment. This is why it's typically the females who are the ones who have to be approached and will get to accept or reject a guy. It's why, on average (one example of someone you know doesn't disprove shit), the more physically attractive will get laid more; looking good is an indicator of good genes.

Although most of what he's saying is bullshit. I think he's trolling, though.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Yea after this thread id say that GNG is a virgin peice of shit trying to act cool but only impressing the little teenage faggets on here.

I like part where she gets very into it and moaning and screaming to fuck her harder and digging nails into my back and it gets more slippery then a slip and slide. Also the penetration is the best, that feeling when your dick first gets into that nice warm special spot damn that shit feels good. Cuddlings ok but id rather just go another round or two. And foreplays great too i love getting my dick sucked shes so good at it not to mention how nice it is seeing her squirm in pleasure and moan and shuve my face down harder into her clit.

And theres nothing gross about eating pussy, if you think eating pussy is gross or wrong then YOU PROBABLY are the fagget. Think about it for a second you say pussy is gross, yet you call the guys that like it faggets? MAkes a lot of sence if you like cock in your mouth.

And sorry sickboy but i think thats just tacky to say i love you after the sex or stuff like that. I never say stuff like how much i care about her or love her after sex, i personally think it would take away from the meaning. I mean if it makes you feel special all good to you i just think it seems not good after sex. Ok yea i just fucked you now i love you cuz you gave it up.

My husband tells me he loves me during and after sex...But he says it pretty much all of the time, so I assume he means it!:P

See I told you I was right.

AND.

Cuddling is for fags.

Eating pussy is gross.

Asians have small penises.

Xaio or however you spell that crap Asian name, your HUSBAND says that crap because it's true. It's different when you're married.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

See I told you I was right.

AND.

Cuddling is for fags.

Eating pussy is gross.

Asians have small penises.

Xaio or however you spell that crap Asian name, your HUSBAND says that crap because it's true. It's different when you're married.

What part of it is gross? What do you think of as cuddling?

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

You must be fat and like cuddling.

Actually I'm underweight, and I do like cuddling. Not as much as I like sex, but it's still pretty damn good. You fucking virgin.

It is slimy. Really really slimy. How can you like it? I did it once and will NEVER do it again. It is the worst thing ever. You can use your hand and do the same job.

Cuddling is after sex when you are all cutesy and like oh you're so special you're amazing etc etc etc. That is gay. Really gay. Awkward too. Over affectionate. Do you get me? If I want too much affection I go and play with my dog.

Now I am going to bed. Good night.

stab you're Aussie right? Tell me where you live, and I'll fuck you up the arse to prove beyond all doubt whether I am a virgin or not.

You'll probably enjoy it too, you cuddler.

I am an Aussie, I live in Mile End, South Australia. Come the fuck on, I dare you. And okay, let's look at this realistically. You've licked ONE pussy. One obviously dirty pussy. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I bet you live in a fucking poor area where GIRLS DONT BATHE.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

stab you're Aussie right? Tell me where you live, and I'll fuck you up the arse to prove beyond all doubt whether I am a virgin or not.

You'll probably enjoy it too, you cuddler.

Eating pussy and cuddling WITH GIRLS after sex makes us faggets yet your going to prove your not a viring by fucking someone in the ass. Im done its obvious GNG is just a fucking peice of shit 13 year old trying to sound cool and never gotten laid he is purposly trying to be a prick.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

You abstinent virgin.

Fixed

i would definitly say that my favorite part is when the clothes come off, and the initial penetration. nothing turns me on more than when i feel a girl's hands tugging at my pants in the midst of a makeout session. and that first 3-4 seconds of the actual sex, when you're both testing the waters and getting into your motions..

god bless sex.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I am an Aussie, I live in Mile End, South Australia. Come the fuck on, I dare you. And okay, let's look at this realistically. You've licked ONE pussy. One obviously dirty pussy. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I bet you live in a fucking poor area where GIRLS DONT BATHE.

What do you mean come the fuck on? It's an invite yeah? I'm not interested in brawling you. I will fuck you up the arse no worries to put your mind at ease.

Um you're from SA and saying I live in a poor area? HA! You live in the bogan state.

So what's your address. I'll be there over Christmas and I have a present for you.