Perhaps if I went to the game which you just lost.

Krispy Kreme's.

LOL!!!!!! Classic!! Definatly a McDonalds

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Krispy Kreme's.

Most of them probably try to hide indoors with their habits. Become a cookie dough delivery boy.

Family reunions.

I was going for a run a few days ago, and I saw this fat ugly troll walking her dog.

I was seriously thinking of stopping and saying hi and trying to get a headjob, cause there is no way a beast like that would decline the attention from a normal person.

Then I decided, no matter how long it's been, I will never be that desperate or contemplate that idea again.

everywhere. this is america.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

everywhere. this is america.

I thought it was the internet.

Australia, we've got barrels of lardasses for you to choose from

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I thought it was the internet.



you are correct. i was making an assumption that could be wrong. but most english-speaking countries these days have some sort of an overweight problem.

Kool

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:

Kool Aid

Chip and snack aisle in your local grocery store.

IHOP.

Tryout for the Biggest Loser, get on the show, and get kicked off for raping one of them.

Im glad somebody likes the big 'uns. Now what i want you to do it take them all and have a sexed/lose weight camp. They should be turned back out into society as hot nymphomaniacs. Go now and complete your task.

Oh and go to the signup desk of the gym. we all know they signup but never get parther than that.

What about loose skin and stretch marks?

quote:Originally posted by RichieBats:

LOL!!!!!! Classic!! Definatly a McDonalds

Thats what I'd say...sure fire hit there.

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

Tryout for the Biggest Loser, get on the show, and get kicked off for raping one of them.

LOL

Liposuction clinic?

right here baby, right here

Waterparks. Fat people (like whales), don't like being beached for very long.