Im at the point to where this girl is obsessing over me. I've only known her for a few weeks and she knows my middle name, my hobbies, etc. I think I have a stalker. I have tried ignoring her, not making any eye contact at all, bad posture, ditching her, when I do have to talk to her I just mumble out as few words as possible, etc.

Now, she hasn't even admitted to me that she even has a thing for me but it is incredibly obvious and is pissing me off to the point where I want to scalp her! She keeps following me and stands really close to me and shit like that.

What should I do?

Ignore her? Are you really that surprised someone has a crush on you? Why the hell does that even bother you?

Grow up, please.

Call her a whore, or a tramp, or both. Either works surprisingly well.

Better yet, do it in an email while drunk, that seemed to work for me .

Unless you don't feel like being a douche, then maybe you should just tell her how it is.

"I'm not interested."

[This message has been edited by Sprinkles (edited 09-29-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by theIG:

Ignore her? Are you really that surprised someone has a crush on you? Why the hell does that even bother you?

Grow up, please.

Did you even read it? I said that she wasn't fucking leaving me alone. I said that it was bothering me because she knows shit about my personal life that somebody I don't even attept at being friends with should.

Like this:

http://arizona.indymedia.org/uploads/13flip_off.jpg

[This message has been edited by SeventhSon (edited 09-29-2006).]

Just say: I'm not interested in you, I'm sorry.

Kill her.

But seriously,

Say what you just said to us to her.

Maybe with a little more profanity.

mkay?

Edit:Spelling

[This message has been edited by MajorBlueBalls (edited 09-29-2006).]

Tell her she has cooties and you've joined the circus.

Mature, Direct, Approach. That's my motto.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

What should I do?

Have sex with a close, and preferably female, or maybe not (for better effect), relative of hers.

punch her.

quote:Originally posted by Tallman:

punch her.

Hahaha, Im sure that would work, but I'm kinda looking for something less...mean.

I could cunt punt her?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Tell her she has cooties and you've joined the circus.

Mature, Direct, Approach. That's my motto.

I <3 you circle.

SCENARIO

You have just invited her over to your house.

You "Hey, I just downloaded this video, it's really cool, wanna see?"

Girl "Huh? Ok, I guess, why not..."

*Click-Click*

The kitty-crush video procedes to play on your computer screen. You then whip out your cock and begin to furiously masturbate.

Girl "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

She runs home horrified, scarred for life.

Problem solved

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

I <3 you circle.

As long as it's in a Brokeback Mountain sort of a way

Try dressing up like Saddam Hussein or Osama Bin Laden. Problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

Like this:

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I knew exactly what that picture was gonna be and I still spewed my dew everywhere.

Jus ttell her if she doesn't stop after that then totally go all into it. When she says something not funny but is supposed to be laugh REAKLLY LOUD for a REALLY LONG TME., etc.

Humiliate them in public.

Tell her you are gay and therefore not intrested.

You could also send her death threats.

Why not ask her out and use her to fullfil all of your most perverted, darkest, most sadistic and twisted sexual fantasies? Tell her she would do them if she "really loved you".

quote:Originally posted by Valerius:



I knew exactly what that picture was gonna be and I still spewed my dew everywhere.

Jus ttell her if she doesn't stop after that then totally go all into it. When she says something not funny but is supposed to be laugh REAKLLY LOUD for a REALLY LONG TME., etc.



Haha, that one would be pretty entertaining.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Why not ask her out and use her to fullfil all of your most perverted, darkest, most sadistic and twisted sexual fantasies? Tell her she would do them if she "really loved you".

That's actaully a good idea. Ill have to think about it. Might have to get out the paper bags and scissors though if ya know what I mean...

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

That's actaully a good idea. Ill have to think about it. Might have to get out the paper bags and scissors though if ya know what I mean...

If you wont post pics at least give us a 1-10 rating of her.

quote:Originally posted by Ziggurat:

SCENARIO

You have just invited her over to your house.

You "Hey, I just downloaded this video, it's really cool, wanna see?"

Girl "Huh? Ok, I guess, why not..."

*Click-Click*

The kitty-crush video procedes to play on your computer screen. You then whip out your cock and begin to furiously masturbate.

Girl "Can I do it for you?"

Problem solved

What if that happens? Obviously he doesn't want this chick so yeah...

I think he is secretly flattered but doesn't want to admit it.

[This message has been edited by Whore of God (edited 09-30-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Tell her she has cooties and you've joined the circus.

Mature, Direct, Approach. That's my motto.

I had one guy use this line on me. Then he jumped on me and tried to shag me... Men!

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

I had one guy use this line on me. Then he jumped on me and tried to shag me... Men!

We like to keep you guessing

Just tell her straight out, I know you like me, it's very fucking obvious, but guess what? I'm not into you!

Any form of communication works, including myspace, they love that shit. Telling her to fuck off there works well, you can even BLOCK them *gasp*, add insult to injury HAHA!

If she doesn't get it, do something humilating to her. In the public. Involving Feces.

Tell her that your parents are out of town and you want her to come hang out alone, and to wear something extremely slutty.

Fuck her and then have a large group of friends take her picture when she walks out dressed like a whore afterwards. Post said pictures everywhere. Including here.



Oh and tell her shes fat.

quote:Originally posted by theIG:

Ignore her? Are you really that surprised someone has a crush on you? Why the hell does that even bother you?

Grow up, please.

tell her to stop following you and that your not intrested

shit on her face

I think Im gonna go do what fullcircle said and tell her I joined the circus or tell her that Im moving.

Or maybe Ill just shit on her tits.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

Im at the point to where this girl is obsessing over me. I've only known her for a few weeks and she knows my middle name, my hobbies, etc. I think I have a stalker. I have tried ignoring her, not making any eye contact at all, bad posture, ditching her, when I do have to talk to her I just mumble out as few words as possible, etc.

Now, she hasn't even admitted to me that she even has a thing for me but it is incredibly obvious and is pissing me off to the point where I want to scalp her! She keeps following me and stands really close to me and shit like that.

What should I do?

Oh yer stalkers are the worst... I would think.

Really though be obnoxious!

She will hate you.

Dude how cute is she? If shes at least decent fuck it(literally) just go out with her. Like someone said you can probably get her to do any kinky thing you want. I mean dont be a complete dick but hey never know what she might be willing to do for you or to you. I wish I had a stalker to fuck.

Fart... In her face.

When she is around you, just try being a slob. Fart, burp, put your hands down your pants, chew with your mouth full, talk with your mouth full. Just be sloppy. Then try and kiss her with a mouth full melted M&Ms and gummy worms. Oh yeah give her a bunch of dirty cloths (preferably dirty underwear and socks) and tell her if she really liked you she would clean them all by hand. If all of this doesn't work, I guess you'll have to marry the broad.

Well, If she is a stalker she could be crazy. If you piss her off she probably will become worse and eventually try to harm you.

Get a girlfriend or atleast have a girl pretend she's your girlfriend. Maybe she will back off or maybe she will harm the girl. So don't pick a close friend.

Just tell her how you feel if she gets pissed and acts like a crazy bitch than get a restraining order.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Just say: I'm not interested in you, I'm sorry.

I have to agree. Just being assholish or whatever seems kind of deceitful to me, and might not work at all. I'd just get it across that she doesn't have a chance, she can keep on liking you if she wants, but make it clear it would be pointless on her part to pursue you, and still expect positive attention from you. Then just stop talking to her, if it makes you that uncomfortable.

She doesn't have to stop liking you to stop bothering you... and attempting to get her to stop liking you might be too troublesome, or have some negative consequences. Just make it clear nothing will come from her liking you, and that she'd be making a fool of herself in your eyes to keep trying. IMO that's really the best you can handle the situation... then if she doesn't take the message (granted you've been clear about it, but not to the point of being an asshole for no clear reason,) then you can be as much of a prick as you want without having anything on your conscience.

At least, that's what I would try to do.

edit: I guess if it's a stalker or otherwise dangerously irrational person, my advice probably would not fit the situation. Wouldn't really know what to do if I had a stalker (if she is indeed one, or has those tendencies.)

[This message has been edited by buster_hymen (edited 10-01-2006).]

Hump her and dump her.

quote:Originally posted by Whore of God:



I think he is secretly flattered

lol... yeah, "secretly."

I dont know what to do, there is a girl like that with me too and whenever i say shit or ignore her she just gets even more psycho about me :/

Well, eveyone keeps saying that if she is half way decent then to just fuck her and then blow her off. (no pun intended) But the thing is, I can barely stand being around her, much less doing anything sesxual with her.

But maybe Ill get a blowjob from her and then fart while shes sucking real deep. That one never fails.