has anyone come across a "romantic" way of getting a bitch to 'fess she has aids or herpes or some shit, or do you expect her to be honest and tell you before she infects you. that would be really dumb, btw.

i usually straight up ask, "you got hiv or herpes or any other crazy shit i should know about?" usually it doesnt mess up my flow but on a couple occasions they get all pissed off, but shit.

1) I dont like you, but this seems to be a legitimate thread, so I'll post anyways.

2) Thats just not something you can trust them about, no matter how close you two are. If you think theres a chance, then you need to take them down and get both of you tested. (Even if you're a virgin, it still makes things less awkward.) Even if she would tell you, theres a chance she might not know. So either get her tested, or wrap it up. This is one area you just dont compromise on.

what if they don't know whether or not they have one, but don't know that they don't know? protect yourself. i'd bet in the majority of cases, STDs are transmitted unknowingly on the part of both parties.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

what if they don't know whether or not they have one, but don't know that they don't know? protect yourself. i'd bet in the majority of cases, STDs are transmitted unknowingly on the part of both parties.



^^^^This is the real deal.

How to broach the subject?

By getting yourself tested before you sleep with her and discussing it with her . You know? Like when you also have that serious conversation with her about contraception before you shag.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-28-2006).]

Ahhh, good 'ol VD. I made the mistake of fucking a hooker while I was too fucking high to get a condom on...luckily I only got syphilis...well, that's not an 'only', but atleast it's cureable.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



^^^^This is the real deal.

How to broach the subject?

By getting yourself tested before you sleep with her and discussing it with her . You know? Like when you also have that serious conversation with her about contraception before you shag.





well you dont seriously get tested after every single partner do you? i mean that's a lot of preperation for a one night stand... or do you just get one every once in a while and twist the facts to make it seem like you got freshly tested (neglected to say it was 3 partners ago)

also, ive never been "tested", long as nothing was wrong never seemed like there was a need. does it cost?

Maybe a minimal charge at your local...ugh I can't remember it, but it's like a sex clinic. I suppose you could go to a family doctor or something and he could refer you to someone that knows or he could do it himself.

i feel as though this topic is rather moot. how do you get a stranger to willfully reveal anything undesirable about themselves? people go to great lengths to hide, ignore, forget, or not discover things that are negative about themselves.

[This message has been edited by lauren7249 (edited 09-29-2006).]

For guys don't they like stick a cotton swap into your pisshole and twist it around?

quote:Originally posted by WASR:

For guys don't they like stick a cotton swap into your pisshole and twist it around?

Blood tests are used a lot more often these days.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:



well you dont seriously get tested after every single partner do you?

LAWL! I'd have to be tested liek 415730514571507571515107510757t7f9400357 a year. LAWL!

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

LAWL! I'd have to be tested liek 415730514571507571515107510757t7f9400357 a year. LAWL!

Masturbation doesn't count, buddy.

Umm...just use a condom? Granted it won't protect against genital herpes/genital warts...can really help you out for the other VD's.

EDIT: I'm a hypocrite for this though. I have never used a condom in my life. I'm STD free, good free tests to see if you have a VD is to donate blood, is discreet and they HAVE to inform you if you have a VD which is a reason why your blood wont be accepted. Its a win-win situation. Either you can help out someone with your blood, or you can find out if you have an STD...then again if you have an STD...that probablyi wouldn't be a win-win situation....

[This message has been edited by Misery_Machine (edited 09-29-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Misery_Machine:

Umm...just use a condom? Granted it won't protect against genital herpes/genital warts...can really help you out for the other VD's.

EDIT: I'm a hypocrite for this though. I have never used a condom in my life. I'm STD free, good free tests to see if you have a VD is to donate blood, is discreet and they HAVE to inform you if you have a VD which is a reason why your blood wont be accepted. Its a win-win situation. Either you can help out someone with your blood, or you can find out if you have an STD...then again if you have an STD...that probablyi wouldn't be a win-win situation....



I'm not sure about this, but is the clap found in blood tests? I thought it was just a fluid sample as I don't think the body produces antibodies for gonorrhea.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Masturbation doesn't count, buddy.



Stop laughing...flesh lights don't count either :P

Sex is a joke! Dress up in a clown suit and perform a song and dance routine for her. Then tell her she has AIDS.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I'm not sure about this, but is the clap found in blood tests? I thought it was just a fluid sample as I don't think the body produces antibodies for gonorrhea.

If you can get it from a blood transfer then they test you for it. I also donate blood, and everytime I read the question "have you participated in an activity whereby you may have received an STD" (or whatever it says) I always feel just a little bit guilty.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Sex is a joke! Dress up in a clown suit and perform a song and dance routine for her. Then tell her she has AIDS.

Yes, do this...Hahahaha!!

Me and my boyfriend keep on meaning to go get tested together...But the clinic downtown and we're so lazy...

The easiest one would be...

Just make a mutual agreement to go to the clinic and get your ass tested.

I am pretty sure it's free in most places.

Or at least the one here is.

quote:Originally posted by JumpRopinJesus:

The easiest one would be...

Just make a mutual agreement to go to the clinic and get your ass tested.

I am pretty sure it's free in most places.

Or at least the one here is.



Nothing in life is free.

You pay for it with that dirty look

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:



Nothing in life is free.

You pay for it with that dirty look

Gettin' a dirty look as you pass is better than finding herpes on your ass

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

well you dont seriously get tested after every single partner do you?

Yeah that would kind of get annoying.

I had Chlamydia. Luckily that was cureable.

While I had it though, fuck did it ever hurt to piss.

The fucked up thing is that I always used a condom as of a few years ago.

Although in my earlier days, I kinda got around, and never wore a condom. One day I realized how stupid that was, and ever since, I've always worn one.

But, still got an STD... Condoms aren't 100% effective unfortunately.

Watch the movie Kids.

It's quite educational.

"bitch ya tested??"

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Yeah that would kind of get annoying.

I had Chlamydia. Luckily that was cureable.

While I had it though, fuck did it ever hurt to piss.

The fucked up thing is that I always used a condom as of a few years ago.

Although in my earlier days, I kinda got around, and never wore a condom. One day I realized how stupid that was, and ever since, I've always worn one.

But, still got an STD... Condoms aren't 100% effective unfortunately.

You can get chlaymidia, the clap, herpes, AIDS and syphillis from oral sex, just so you know. My sister has gotten the clap, HPV and possibly HERPES because of her extreme promiscuity...And she almost always makes the guys wear a condom.

Even if I do get an incurable STD...I don't care as long as it's not HIV/AIDS. I'll even spread the minor STDs of will...a little itchy crotch rot helps build character.

Before you get intimate with that person make sure you have at least once openly talked about what you would do if you were given an STD. I enjoy talking about such things with my future girlfriends. It usually goes like this ....

" Damn Id be so pissed if I had sex with someone and got infected.... because if they didnt tell me before and then I found out later I had it .... Id so kill them and then id kill myself. It would be kinda romantic really..., but its a good thing you're clean babe "