So theres this chick at my bus stop. I've known her for practically forever. Anyways, about 2 days ago, this STUNNING chick steps on to the bus and im left thinking "wtf is she doing on here?" I found out she is the cousin of teh chcik i know.

Long story short, the chick I know tells me she thinks im hot, but I have no way to approach her! She is always next to the chick I know and it would be akward flirting with her in front of her.

What is your advice, totse?

Flirt with them both, ask them if they'd like to hang out, get coffee, food, something. If you let them pass you by you'll regret it. You can't look stupid just TALKING to them, because that's friendly. Take the first step: talk to them. Then once you've done that, you can ask them to do something, all 3 of you. Then you can get the one you want.

LOL hard to explain why, but I dont wana flirt with the chick I know. I don't want her getting the wrong impression. I really just wanna fuck her friend.

Surely you use drugs, Ask her if she wants to smoke one with U!

Right, well you figure out a better plan

LOL!!!! if you just want to beat it up with no strings attached I got your solution! XANAX AND ALCOHOL!!! But its a pretty crummy thing to do

OMG im so hard just thinking about her. She came up to the bus today and her fat ass titties were bouncing. I am going to fuck taht ho if its the last thing i do.

LOL!!!! When you have sex with her make sure you pop some morphine or any opiatye so you can hold out! I took 50mgs of morphine with this bangin' Brazillian chick and I fucked her for 2 hours and couldnt even pop a nut!!!! depends on how 'into' the sex you are too.

Just srike a conversation with the girl you know. Casually talk to them both at the same time until you feel comfortable enough to talk to the beauty by yourself.

It's not that fucking hard, man. You're just overanalyzing the situation. Treat her like a human being, not some godess.

My advice, don't loose your balls and fall back to being her friend. It's a long jump from the friends ladder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory) to the fuck ladder. Don't make the gap too big.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

My advice, don't loose your balls and fall back to being her friend. It's a long jump from the friends ladder (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladder_theory) to the fuck ladder. Don't make the gap too big.

Ladder theory is for noobs!

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Ladder theory is for noobs!

The ladder theory is fucking true, man. People have absolutely strong emotional attachments towards eachother in reality. You're a dumbfuck for believing they do.

/sarcasm

I like to make fun of my guy friends that talk about the ladder theory all of the time. Though I doubt they're ever being literal. I was being slighty facetious in my post.

quote:Originally posted by struggling artist:

LOL hard to explain why, but I dont wana flirt with the chick I know. I don't want her getting the wrong impression. I really just wanna fuck her friend.

my god... we have a virgin / very young one.

*sigh* if she told you teh chick thinks your hot, then she will know why you are flirting with her. Christ she wouldnt have told you if she wasnt at least mostly cool with you fucking said hot chick. Quit being a pussy.