Oooh man where do I start. Jackketch pleeease pleeease pleease don't delete this.

You might not konw me too well but I've rarely found girls that I would consider treating with any kind of respect. I have contempt for women in general. It is hard to find girls who are pretty, quiet and composed.

I keep myself single most of the time because I cannot be assed to be distracted from my physical training (no sex increases my performance) as well as from studies.

But last year I found a girl that I would seriously consider giving it up for, I knew she wanted it but she was going really slow and before we knew it the year was over and we went home. That is to be expected with this type of girl, I absolutely know she wanted to take it far, just not fast. So the season has come around again and out of the hundreds of classes she has the same 8:30 wednesday morning class with me that we shared last year and GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAADSKFHAKDHF.

I am going fucking nuts writing this, she is always looking at me in class, I want to go over and talk to her so badly. She does her hair really elaborately, puts on makeup and has these big eyelashes that she bats at me. She wears nice dresses and perfume all for me. Goddamn the thing is not to long ago I renewed my vow to not fuck around and concentrate on my priorities but this is one in a million and oh man I don't want to disappoint her either.

Holy fucking hell how should I resolve this I have no idea which path to take. Just thinking about her I start jumping up and down cursing.

1) Masturbate.

2) Review your feelings on this matter, and your options.

3) Hit it.

oh man i wish she would just disappear

Yeah I go college and there's always one that looks special to you. But I don't get worked up, I managed to get a number yesterday off a different girl.

Even though I still prefer if it were the other one, I still get pretty excited about it.

So I realised most of the things don't happen naturally. Instead, make a 50% effort.

If you make that 50% and take the first couple steps. It's great becuase the rest will start piecing together and you can relax. Then push again with some more, and make a few more things happen.

quote:Originally posted by PanzerFaust0:

I want to go over and talk to her so badly.

Then.. DO IT, you pussy. Before someone else does.

^ you've missed the point, I have no doubt she wants me but I'm not sure its a good idea to get involved with her. In fact I don't think I wnat to but she is driving me nuts.

And there is no one else, she has a thing for me and that is it. She has been single the whole summer.

[This message has been edited by PanzerFaust0 (edited 09-27-2006).]

Would it be such a bad thing to juggle this girl? I mean, could you achieve that? If you know she wants to go slow, then sex shouldn't be a problem. Also, what would you give up for her? You don't need to give up your training, as I know you won't, so what else in your life could you give up?

PS nice to see a human being behind the mask

quote:Originally posted by PanzerFaust0:

She has been single the whole summer.



DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. You have to go immediatley!

So much for the panzers self control. You can't even have a social relationship with her?

Have you been so contaminated by our modern 'Pimp Culture' that you can't get a grip? Wasn't even ol' Adoph, quite religious? Maybe you can explore that for some discipline.

Sure, he had to run off with ol' Eva. But that was traditional, so did Adam. Are you man enough to talk to her, make her real instead of fantasy? Maybe find that her beauty is only skin deep?

How much trouble do we get by relying on external appearances to the detriment of seeing who soemone actually is? Being hung up on someone who you might not actually like...leaves someone who you would...unseen.

No?

Face behind the mask indeed.

Make a move soon - it would kill you if somebody asked her out first and you saw them around enjoying each other's company.

wow... to be honest, if I knew a guy was obsessing over me like this, I'd be afraid... like, wow that's kind of creepy.

Why not just go say Hi? try not to twitch/drool/hump her leg too much.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

wow... to be honest, if I knew a guy was obsessing over me like this, I'd be afraid... like, wow that's kind of creepy.

Why not just go say Hi? try not to twitch/drool/hump her leg too much.

You'd wish you had a guy "obsessing" over you like that, dumbass.

Heck. If you find you like her...but not boy-on-girl? Girls know girls & maybe some of her friends would suit you more. Apparently talking to girls helps improve your social skills & helps you deal with people in general.

Stats say that a good percentage of partners were introduced through friends.

Moonmeister, your first post is very, very true. Appearances can be deceptive, and to base your knowledge on thought rather than fact is dangerous.

Ouster, another F1 fan Nice.

If you guys wanna chill on msn sometime, sabmac@gmail.com is me. That's open to you, too, PF.

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Panzer, if you really think about it, will it fuck with your priorities more to get involved with her, or being distracted by not going out with her (which will only become more frustrating over time)

Tap that ass, son.

Who was the Baseball manager, who when asked about the thexxth & althletics said, 'It not the pussy that saps your strength, it's the staying up all night lookin' for it.'

you have a camera, takes pics.

this thread is useless without pics

and if she is that hot hit it, take pics and post them

Introduce her to us.

If she likes your Totse personality? Then you know` she's a keeper!

quote:Originally posted by 256:

1) Masturbate.

2) Review your feelings on this matter, and your options.

3) Hit it.



now that's some good advice.

or whatever moonmeister said.

i don't see the purpose of being in peak physical shape and having top grades if you can't ever share it with anyone.

quote:Originally posted by PanzerFaust0:

I keep myself single most of the time because I cannot be assed to be distracted from my physical training (no sex increases my performance) as well as from studies.

Eh?

Sex is a great training program (up to approx 400 calories an hour if rough), and surely a relationship would make you happy, thus boosting your productivity. Ok fair enough you will have to make time for her, but it's possible. It's all about compromises. You can't have everything in life.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i don't see the purpose of being in peak physical shape and having top grades if you can't ever share it with anyone.

That's because you're a girl hon.

Hey? Even Gay Bodybuilders need someone to worship them...why not Hetero Guys too?

wow.. i was gonna say this was a really elaborate attempt at trolling.... but it sounds legit.

weight lifting is for pretentious vain fags.

she wants you. you want her. fuck your priorities and go with what you want.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

i don't see the purpose of being in peak physical shape and having top grades if you can't ever share it with anyone.

Sharing sucks.

Mine!

YOU AR E PUTTING THE PSUSY ON A PEDESTAL MANG

Just think, she poops. How nasty is that shit?

What a whore.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Just think, she poops. How nasty is that shit?

What a whore.

i like your style.

quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Just think, she poops. How nasty is that shit?

Girls don't poop wtf

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Girls don't poop wtf

^^ you're a genius.

It's OK to put a girl on a pedestal...as long as it's high enough...

To look up her skirt!

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

weight lifting is for pretentious vain fags

Shut the fuck up faggot, the vast majority of people that lift weights don't do it to look like this guy (http://www.claudegroulx.com/images/fdbe0740.jpg). Many do it to look better, which is vain, but others, such as myself, are only interested in increased strength and stamina.

But to PanzerFaust0, I recommend you just see some more of those MILFs off of Ashley Madison and suck their tits bone dry . Yeah, I still remember that thread, it was badass.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Shut the fuck up faggot, the vast majority of people that lift weights don't do it to look like this guy (http://www.claudegroulx.com/images/fdbe0740.jpg). Many do it to look better, which is vain, but others, such as myself, are only interested in increased strength and stamina.

But to PanzerFaust0, I recommend you just see some more of those MILFs off of Ashley Madison and suck their tits bone dry . Yeah, I still remember that thread, it was badass.

christ, fuck off and die you defensive cunt rag. it was a joke.

it would have been more correct of me to say that body building is for pretentious fags.

Seriously, dont go so nuts next time. smoke some weed, relax.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Shut the fuck up faggot, the vast majority of people that lift weights don't do it to look like this guy. Many do it to look better, which is vain, but others, such as myself, are only interested in increased strength and stamina.

There are guys who lift weights to be healthy. That's fine.

There are guys who lift weights to look good to girls. That's also fine.

But there are a shitload of guys who do it just to look good. These ones are probably repressed homos. And they're fucking annoying too.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

christ, fuck off and die you defensive cunt rag. it was a joke.

it would have been more correct of me to say that body building is for pretentious fags.

Seriously, dont go so nuts next time. smoke some weed, relax.

Read shit before you post it you dumbfuck. This isn't your AOL chatroom, bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Read shit before you post it you dumbfuck. This isn't your AOL chatroom, bitch.

I presume that was a joke

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Read shit before you post it you dumbfuck. This isn't your AOL chatroom, bitch.

i read it very fucking clearly, especially the bit that said, "Shut the fuck up you faggot!"

bit unnecessary wasn't it?

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

i read it very fucking clearly, especially the bit that said, "Shut the fuck up you faggot!"

bit unnecessary wasn't it?



I was talking about you not differntiating between "weight lifting" and "bodybuilding".

I love you guys.

Guys, seriously. My comment deserves WAYYYY more recognition.

It's fucking gold.

You guys don't appreciate me enough.

What about my pedestral post?

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. You have to go immediatley!



Not only that, but I am almost sure that at 19 she is still a virgin Goddamn I want to take her and lock her in my closet



quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Panzer, if you really think about it, will it fuck with your priorities more to get involved with her, or being distracted by not going out with her (which will only become more frustrating over time)



Tap that ass, son.



quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Who was the Baseball manager, who when asked about the thexxth & althletics said, 'It not the pussy that saps your strength, it's the staying up all night lookin' for it.'



These are good points, what I should be thinking instead of freaking out.



The thing that I'm worried about is that girls always and without exception lead to drinking, parties sleeping in, being content and wasting time. I want to stay hungry. I’ve never balanced the two, either I’m slacking off or I’m kicking ass. This is where my uncertainty is.

On the other hand I'm most productive when I'm angry as hell after just ending things with a girl.



quote:Originally posted by naive_wisdom:

You can't have everything in life.



Bullshit, I’ll have it all.



quote:Originally posted by wooty:

Just think, she poops. How nasty is that shit?

What a whore.

Anyone who is repulsed by that has been spending waaay too much time jacking off.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:



But to PanzerFaust0, I recommend you just see some more of those MILFs off of Ashley Madison and suck their tits bone dry . Yeah, I still remember that thread, it was badass.

Haha, I’ve actually got a few more adventures that I have refrained from posting to avoid angering jackketch.

I’m going to go for it with her and try not to fuck everything up.

As for the personality thing, I know her pretty well. We were going out last year.

I'm really impressed with all the replies this thread got, I thought it'd be shouted down and deleted. Thanks guys.

[This message has been edited by PanzerFaust0 (edited 09-28-2006).]

SHIT COMES OUT OF HER ASSHOLE. DAMNIT MAN, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! ARE YOU MAD?!

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

I was talking about you not differntiating between "weight lifting" and "bodybuilding".

weight liftings still for pretentious fags. sorry. you lose.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

What about my pedestral post?

I lold, you're on fire in this thread.

You can't just run away from things like this your whole life. I think you're so inexperiances with having another partner that you've just become extremely introspective and you've convinced yourself that you can live alone. That is true, I suppose, I think you'll find yourself happier with somebody.

You shouldn't chain yourself to all of these goals, keep them, you also need some freedom in your life. A relationship allows you to share an intimate connection with somebody of the opposite sex and they become your back bone and help support you through rough time, or just help you with all of your little insecurities.

You should definately go for it, you've only stuff to gain. You have been with her before, you know how she is. You seem to like her. Give her a chance, the outcome could be wonderous. I believe this will really open your mind up to many things.

Throughout life there's thousands of things for us to go through to make us better people as result. However, we're not given nearly enough time for all of this. The only thing we can do is to take any positive offer that passes us by that we have some sort of curiosity about and atleast a little bit of interest. That's life for you. You need to get this girl.

That's all I have.