you may find this post rediculous so dont flame me if you read it all and can't think of anything clever to say.

my girlfriend won't let me cum in her mouth but has agreed to let me FAKE a cumshot in her mouth ON VIDEO! then i can watch it and be turned on. soo....

i really need some ideas about how to technically fake a cumshot and make it look as real as possible.

i can pretty much cum up with the ingredients

sweetened condensed milk and cornstarch to thicken it up as necessary

but how to get the propper number of squirts and the propper ammount in each squirt and being able to do it whether im jerking off with my hand or my girlfriend is jerking me off with hers.

im thinking of course attatching a small clear tube to my cock using double sided tape, gonna be a bitch to take off but of well ill sock IT in the tub.

next.. running the tube between my legs on one side my balls opposite side of the camera or attatch it under my cock if recording from above.

attatch a syrenge filled with the fake cum to the tube use my hand to pump it out in like 3 squirts if shes jerking me off in her face or if im jerking off in her face have her pump the syrenge or i could with my unused hand.

is there any kind of pump that could work better then a syrenge? something battery powered or something i could blow in so both my hands and her hands can be on cam and it look really real.

if you guys help me out ill fake one one on her naked ass or tits and write "totse" on her and post it on rapidshare or something. no i wont show her face.

but you have to really help me figure it out to it works.

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Just fucking google it. Jesus Christ.

Google search results yielded about 5,080,000 matches, in .37 seconds.

Here is the first one: http://tinyurl.com/qquuv

I honestly won't even ask what the fuck is up with this thread, but I have a sense of well being that I contributed in a good way.

[This message has been edited by woopsueypigs77 (edited 09-27-2006).]

I saw some vid where they supposedly pumped a semen-like liquid into his urethra.

Just make up something, tell her you are going to try it, and then really cum into her mouth, because they shit is probably going to hurt like hell or mess something up.

This is all waaaaaay too complicated.

1) Engage in activity with said girlfriend

2) Bring out "fake jizzum" in dispensary apparatus i.e mustard bottle, e.t.c

3) Bring yourself to near climax

4) Instruct your girlfriend to close her eyes...

5) Cum on her fucking face, you pussy!

nuff' said.

CaspeR

quote:Originally posted by CaSp3R88:

This is all waaaaaay too complicated.

1) Engage in activity with said girlfriend

2) Bring out "fake jizzum" in dispensary apparatus i.e mustard bottle, e.t.c

3) Bring yourself to near climax

4) Instruct your girlfriend to close her eyes...

5) Cum on her fucking face, you pussy!

nuff' said.

CaspeR

Then you have it on video, and you can see her priceless reaction all over

Be sure to hit her in the eye. Proceed to kick her in the shin. Then post the video.

I promise you can find another girlfriend who swallow, and the video will be priceless.

Spit on his back.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

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Just fucking google it. Jesus Christ.

Google search results yielded about 5,080,000 matches, in .37 seconds.

Here is the first one: http://tinyurl.com/qquuv

I honestly won't even ask what the fuck is up with this thread, but I have a sense of well being that I contributed in a good way.



nigga i did google it! thats how i found the recipie. i know i can use a damn bottle of some kind. i think a squirt gun will owrk best. a small one that pumps out a lil at a time.

maybe i can get her to let me fake squirting apple juice in her face! hahah

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:

you may find this post rediculous so dont flame me if you read it all and can't think of anything clever to say.

my girlfriend won't let me cum in her mouth but has agreed to let me FAKE a cumshot in her mouth ON VIDEO! then i can watch it and be turned on. soo....

i really need some ideas about how to technically fake a cumshot and make it look as real as possible.

i can pretty much cum up with the ingredients

sweetened condensed milk and cornstarch to thicken it up as necessary

but how to get the propper number of squirts and the propper ammount in each squirt and being able to do it whether im jerking off with my hand or my girlfriend is jerking me off with hers.

im thinking of course attatching a small clear tube to my cock using double sided tape, gonna be a bitch to take off but of well ill sock IT in the tub.

next.. running the tube between my legs on one side my balls opposite side of the camera or attatch it under my cock if recording from above.

attatch a syrenge filled with the fake cum to the tube use my hand to pump it out in like 3 squirts if shes jerking me off in her face or if im jerking off in her face have her pump the syrenge or i could with my unused hand.

is there any kind of pump that could work better then a syrenge? something battery powered or something i could blow in so both my hands and her hands can be on cam and it look really real.

if you guys help me out ill fake one one on her naked ass or tits and write "totse" on her and post it on rapidshare or something. no i wont show her face.

but you have to really help me figure it out to it works.



DUDE HOW BOUT MY SIMPLE/FUNNY IDEA

TELL HER ITS GNNA B FAKE THEN CUM IN HER MOUTH FOR REAL!!!

quote:Originally posted by weedman:



DUDE HOW BOUT MY SIMPLE/FUNNY IDEA

TELL HER ITS GNNA B FAKE THEN CUM IN HER MOUTH FOR REAL!!!

well if i do that you might nto know if its real or not. maybe ill pay its real maybeill say its fake now you will never know. thats the point.

be sure to post that vid when you get done making it.

Get a new girlfriend. Yours sounds defective.

ok, so how is you actually coming in her mouth offensive...but you faking it on video somehow is ok? that seems weirder to me than any actual body fluids.

i agree with the poster above me.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

ok, so how is you actually coming in her mouth offensive...but you faking it on video somehow is ok? that seems weirder to me than any actual body fluids.

i agree with the poster above me.

what? who said anything about offensive? bitch just dont want cum in her mouth. do you want cum in your mouth? you're both idiots. go eat your cum and see if you can relate to her position.

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:

what? who said anything about offensive? bitch just dont want cum in her mouth. do you want cum in your mouth? you're both idiots. go eat your cum and see if you can relate to her position.

i'm a girl, and i'm pretty sure i've swallowed enough of it to know that no, it's not the best-tasting thing in the world, but it's not a big deal. my point is, if she has a problem with actual cum, how is having to go through a big ordeal of preparing fake cum and being shot in the face with that any less of an issue?

HAHAHAHAHA. now that's a funny problem you have.

just cum in her mouth. once it's on camera, it's too late for her

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Spit on his back.

Lollers.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

i'm a girl, and i'm pretty sure i've swallowed enough of it to know that no, it's not the best-tasting thing in the world, but it's not a big deal. my point is, if she has a problem with actual cum, how is having to go through a big ordeal of preparing fake cum and being shot in the face with that any less of an issue?

yea we're all hot chicks that look 14. here is my website www.littleapril.com (http://www.littleapril.com) it isn't an ordeal for her all she has to do is sit there with her mouth open and let me squirt sweetened condensed milk in her mouth which is alot better them semen and sperm in her opinion. the ordeal is for me and it will look interesting when i bust a nut 10 times larger then peternorths in her face and mouth and get to watch it over and over lmao.

Yeah, you have fun with that. And make sure after you dump the whore for sleeping around (because you know she must) you can post it online and link everyone at school.

Oh, wait, you don't have a girlfriend!

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:



i can pretty much cum up with the ingredients

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Not funny. http://tinyurl.com/fclgf





[This message has been edited by Body Break (edited 09-27-2006).]

Just save your cum for a few days.

quote:Originally posted by DiStOrTiOn:

Get a new girlfriend. Yours sounds defective.

lol

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

Just save your cum for a few days.

i hear if i save it too long ill get blue balls and my scrotum will explode.

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:

i hear if i save it too long ill get blue balls and my scrotum will explode.

It's true. Now you know why priests rape little boys!

No, seriously, just jack off twice a day, for a few weeks, and save it all up. That'll show that bitch who's boss!

Keep your man chowder in for a week to tell her you are going to make that video then bring like a cyringe or bottle full of some other liquid....Then just fucking squirt her for reals....

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:

i hear if i save it too long ill get blue balls and my scrotum will explode.

No, I meant like..

Masturbate at least once everyday, and save it in like a cup.

fill a balloon with the cum and film from the side angle and just squeeze the ballon and bam sperm o matic

If its because the taste tell her to put it FARTHER down her throat unless your just so small. My girlfriend usually has my dick a quater to half way in when she swallows and she says she cant taste anything she just feels it going down her throat. The farther back the less taste(Duh less taste buds). Besides why go through that much trouble? Does she just not let you stick your dick in her mouth? Are you wanting to cum all over her face or in her mouth? If its over her face what the fucks the big deal.

And cum doesnt taste that bad its just a weird taste. I fucked my girl pulled out and came on her pussy and then went down on her so i got a little taste of my own jizz it wasnt bad it was just a differnt taste.

Id go witht he poster that said get a new girlfriend shes defective. And you seem a little defective to going through THAT much trouble for that.

Inform her you dribble before you shoot, and she has probably eaten some already anyway.

One word. SUPRISE!

Ewww if the link was your girl then blow it in her mouth anyway and then get a new, less ugly chick. *pukes*

just get a girl that will let you blow in her mouth.

stupid bitches like that annoy me. granted, cums can taste raunchy sometimes, but it makes the guy happy. its in your mouth for 30 seconds and if you have water to drink the taste gets washed out quickly.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

If its because the taste tell her to put it FARTHER down her throat unless your just so small. My girlfriend usually has my dick a quater to half way in when she swallows and she says she cant taste anything she just feels it going down her throat. The farther back the less taste(Duh less taste buds). Besides why go through that much trouble? Does she just not let you stick your dick in her mouth? Are you wanting to cum all over her face or in her mouth? If its over her face what the fucks the big deal.

And cum doesnt taste that bad its just a weird taste. I fucked my girl pulled out and came on her pussy and then went down on her so i got a little taste of my own jizz it wasnt bad it was just a differnt taste.

Id go witht he poster that said get a new girlfriend shes defective. And you seem a little defective to going through THAT much trouble for that.

dude ur gay !! go down before you cum on her pachachi. amd i wanna see my baby batter in her mouth not have her just swallow it.

quote:Originally posted by djshadoworgandonor:

dude ur gay !! go down before you cum on her pachachi. amd i wanna see my baby batter in her mouth not have her just swallow it.

Umnm yes because im totally homosexual because I went down on my girlfriend thatmakes a lot of since you homophobic dumb ass prude. I did go down on her before the sex. But shes a lot more sensitive after shes had an orgasm as well so it was after the sex. It feels really good for her giving her oral sex after an orgasm. And its not like im like OOOOOHHH yea baby i love cum, i just dont care its not like its someone elses.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

Umnm yes because im totally homosexual because I went down on my girlfriend thatmakes a lot of since you homophobic dumb ass prude. I did go down on her before the sex. But shes a lot more sensitive after shes had an orgasm as well so it was after the sex. It feels really good for her giving her oral sex after an orgasm. And its not like im like OOOOOHHH yea baby i love cum, i just dont care its not like its someone elses.

i was teasing. post pics

Hell, I know for a fact that my cum has no taste. It's awesome being so special. That aside, though, just cum down her throat. She'll thank you afterwards.