1. asking if you want to hang out. this is about the clearest indication she wants nothing sexual with you.

2. telling you her life story. again an indication she thinks of you as nothing more than a wastedump for stuff shes blabbing about, guys shes interested in she knows better than to bore them with.

3. finding you humorous. means she thinks your a clown, and in some cases a flat out ass and there is no appropriate answer but to laugh at your desperate ass. unfortunately can be misinterpreted as her thinking you can maintain her interest and make good conversation.

4. looking you in the eye. this means she finds you completely approachable, and therefore not of interest for raw sex. maybe if you keep at it for 5 years you can find yourself in a "respectable marriage".

hope this helps

Why would you even say such things to begin with? I thought sex was a joke!

you thought right. but that has naught to do with this thread. this thread is my contribution in the advice department, since seems like the untermensch round these parts need everything spelled out for them or put into list. with this thread i have done both.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

you thought right. but that has naught to do with this thread. this thread is my contribution in the advice department, since seems like the untermensch round these parts need everything spelled out for them or put into list. with this thread i have done both.

gee, well aren't you sweet to go out of your way to give advice! just one problem...

no one asked for your advice troll-boy.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

gee, well aren't you sweet to go out of your way to give advice! just one problem...

no one asked for your advice troll-boy.

Yeah, am I the only person who thing the OP has no idea what he's talking about?

Eye contact, conversation, intrest in spending time around you, laughs at what you say. uhmm, sounds more like she's interested to me. Maybe she's just making the moves since you aren't making any? Suck it up and ask her out on a date.

i've seen plenty of threads where responsible posters give advice. you must spend too much time in spurious, no surprise as you're an ignorant american and how dare you claim aussie.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Yeah, am I the only person who thing the OP has no idea what he's talking about?

Eye contact, conversation, intrest in spending time around you, laughs at what you say. uhmm, sounds more like she's interested to me. Maybe she's just making the moves since you aren't making any? Suck it up and ask her out on a date.

Yeah girls do this to me all the time it means there interested. Hahaha.

no, it means theyre uninterested. unfortunately, peons who have little experience mistake these traits as being positive. having a girl do one of the previous four things means she thinks of you sexually about as much as giving you a hug and going "aww, youre like a brother with me"

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no, it means theyre uninterested. unfortunately, peons who have little experience mistake these traits as being positive. having a girl do one of the previous four things means she thinks of you sexually about as much as giving you a hug and going "aww, youre like a brother with me"

dude, as if we'd take the advice of someone who clearly thinks "sex is a joke".

quit making shit up you miserable vagabond, quit dwelling on things that never happened.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

i've seen plenty of threads where responsible posters give advice. you must spend too much time in spurious, no surprise as you're an ignorant american and how dare you claim aussie.

Sorry I'm terribly confused, Am I an "aussie" now? or an American?

And what did I "claim" exactly? And what exactly does responsibility have to do with giving advice? the only people responsible for anything here are the mods/admins.

Please explain for curiosity's sake. I'm interested in learning more about your train of thought, or lack there of.

Edited some horrible typos.

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quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Sorry I'm terribly confused, Am I an "aussie" now? or an American?

And what did I "claim" exactly? And what exactly does responsibility have to do with giving advice? the only people responsible for anything here are the mods/admins.

Please explain for curiosity's sake. I'm interested in learning more about your train of thought, or lack there of.

Edited some horrible typos.



im an aussie, the OP made a thread called "sex is a joke" which he probably deleted like he deletes all of his threads. in it he described how sex is a pointless goal and the only people who dont know this are sex starved high school kids.

Garfunkel: I see I see

I would be VERY interested to know more about the OP.

Like, how can I tell if someone likes me? If it isn't by them actually speaking to me, enjoying what I say, being able to confide in me, or being calm around me.

Sex is a pointless goal though - enjoyable, but setting it as a goal is about as counter-productive to personal growth as suicide. It's a benefit (if you let it be), not a goal.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Sorry I'm terribly confused, Am I an "aussie" now? or an American?

And what did I "claim" exactly? And what exactly does responsibility have to do with giving advice? the only people responsible for anything here are the mods/admins.

Please explain for curiosity's sake. I'm interested in learning more about your train of thought, or lack there of.

Edited some horrible typos.



that post was for garfunkle the "aussie" imposter. btw you should watch out agreeing with posts from known spammers and trolls (like garfunkle)

garfunkle, i only deleted lasts nights thread about "not into dating" because it was 100% flames, spam, and trolling. not ONE constructive reply in the entire thing. s and a seems to be a worthless piece of shit, thanks to trolling scum like yourself.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Sex is a pointless goal though - enjoyable, but setting it as a goal is about as counter-productive to personal growth as suicide. It's a benefit (if you let it be), not a goal.

lets not get into this debate again. i agree with you, but he was talking like sex is something that is completely worthless and a pointless excercise.

he also tried to argue the point that we're born to fuck.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

quit making shit up you miserable vagabond, quit dwelling on things that never happened.



I think you might be the one who is making things up.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

lets not get into this debate again. i agree with you, but he was talking like sex is something that is completely worthless and a pointless excercise.

he also tried to argue the point that we're born to fuck.

Eh...I'd agree with him on not being born to fuck - it's the 2nd strongest instinct we have, but instincts are secondary to the spirit.

i disagree. it's a natural urge that is necessary for the survival of the human race.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

no, it means theyre uninterested. unfortunately, peons who have little experience mistake these traits as being positive. having a girl do one of the previous four things means she thinks of you sexually about as much as giving you a hug and going "aww, youre like a brother with me"

Then what are signs of interest? Eye contact is a sign of disinterest? No, that couldn't be more wrong.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:



he also tried to argue the point that we're born to fuck.

ive never argued any such thing.

I disagree. When a girl is interested in me, or even if she's not she will always lock eyes with me because I have the most kick arse eyes imaginable.

Well Myron? two people have asked you now to back up your arguement.

>>>What are signs of intrest??

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

ive never argued any such thing.

really? I coulda sworn... but seeing as how you delete most of your posts and threads, I can't prove it, so, I retract that part of my statement

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Yeah, am I the only person who thinks the OP has no idea what he's talking about?

Heh, No. I was just reading through it and I cant help but to say Bullshit! They are all quite clear signs of something healthy. You've based these things purely on 'getting some', which is pretty sad. It's a joke, OP.

For a starter, her asking you if you want to hang out is a great sign, you're an idiot! It means she's trying to initiate something with you!

Telling you her life story? It just means that she's a bit of a self centered person, that's all! Perhaps she doesn't know what else to talk about.

Finding you humorous? That is a sure sign of affection, how could you even doubt that?

Fourthly, looking you in the eye? This is by far the worst thing, this is one of the most sure signs of her being interested as possible! How could you even doubt that?

So, what I think is that you (OP) fail at girls and your just pissed off with your last relationship so now your shifting your so called 'advice' (which is total bullshit) onto us?

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

1. asking if you want to hang out. this is about the clearest indication she wants nothing sexual with you.

Umm.. Right.. I fail to see your logic.. Unless you've fucked up somewhere and landing in the friends zone, her wanting to hang out is a GOOD thing.. means she wants to spend time with you.

quote:2. telling you her life story. again an indication she thinks of you as nothing more than a wastedump for stuff shes blabbing about, guys shes interested in she knows better than to bore them with.

Ok.. if she starts to tell her life story.. you can be sorta sure it's one of 2 things.. either she's put you in the friends zone.. and is trying to get advice.. OR she is trying to make her life seem very interesting and wants you to realize it so you'll like her.. Good way to boost attraction and not have to hear the life story?

When she starts telling you her life story.. or something a little to chickish. Raise a hand, as if you make her stop. and say: I'm not one of your girlfriends, I don't need to know that.

quote:3. finding you humorous. means she thinks your a clown, and in some cases a flat out ass and there is no appropriate answer but to laugh at your desperate ass. unfortunately can be misinterpreted as her thinking you can maintain her interest and make good conversation.

Hmm.. Sounds like someone here has had the trouble of not being funny when he thought he was. and was scorned by said woman he wasn't funny with.

Humor is the key to getting laid or dating anyone. If you make them happy they'll want to be around you more.. that plus some decent "game" make you a prime fuck buddy.

Though being TO funny can be a problem.. you want to be funny.. but NEVER laugh at your own joke. Get her laughing at what you said.. but don't laugh at it. Always be serious in a laid back sort of way.

A guy I know does this with GREAT sucess.. any woman he deals with will comment on his intensity, and seriousness.. but at the sametime being a cool, down to earth guy. He gets laid more times in a week then most totse member will in a year.

quote:

4. looking you in the eye. this means she finds you completely approachable, and therefore not of interest for raw sex. maybe if you keep at it for 5 years you can find yourself in a "respectable marriage".

Right.. If a woman is looking you in the eye.. you want to hold eye contact until she breaks it.. it doesn't mean she finds you approachable.. infact, it could be quite the opposite. Greatest way to approach a woman in just about any setting? when she looks at you, and you hold eye contact, start walking towards her. all well holding the contact.. chances are she will break it before you. And you're just about set.. just have to have a good line to start it.(you know how much a polar bear weighs? her: No You: Enough to break the ice)

quote:

hope this helps

Umm, no.. If what you said was true.. then no woman anywhere would be interested in any guy ever.

quote:Originally posted by outcast234:

Umm, no.. If what you said was true.. then no woman anywhere would be interested in any guy ever.



the phrase "troll" springs to mind, i'm just waiting for him to delete the entire thread now.

well shit the results of this thread conflict ENTIRELY with yesterday's "i'm not looking for dating" thread. make up your minds you flip flopping dickheads. you people blow. yesterday it was pages of flames: "it means she has no interest in you", today it's "it means she wants to jump on your nuts, youre wrong you dumb op lololol hes gonna delete the thread lololo"

does anybody want to clarify because they made an honest mistake or do you all confess to being miserable trolls with no lives?

They are each pure signs of affection, meaning she is interested in YOU... not you being laid!

You have tarnished your credibility with the "Sex is a joke" thread.

Mace.

1. asking if you want to hang out. this is about the clearest indication she wants nothing sexual with you.

i ask guys to hang out if i want them. i did it today in fact.

2. telling you her life story. again an indication she thinks of you as nothing more than a wastedump for stuff shes blabbing about, guys shes interested in she knows better than to bore them with.

or maybe she wants you to get to know her because she likes you!

3. finding you humorous. means she thinks your a clown, and in some cases a flat out ass and there is no appropriate answer but to laugh at your desperate ass. unfortunately can be misinterpreted as her thinking you can maintain her interest and make good conversation.

or maybe humor is something she values!

4. looking you in the eye. this means she finds you completely approachable, and therefore not of interest for raw sex. maybe if you keep at it for 5 years you can find yourself in a "respectable marriage".

or maybe she's flirting!

i think your points are the antithesis of what they're meant to be.

^ oh hey arent you the bitch who came into yesterday's thread and said the exact fucking opposite. oh yeah you are. troll.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

well shit the results of this thread conflict ENTIRELY with yesterday's "i'm not looking for dating" thread. make up your minds you flip flopping dickheads. you people blow. yesterday it was pages of flames: "it means she has no interest in you", today it's "it means she wants to jump on your nuts, youre wrong you dumb op lololol hes gonna delete the thread lololo"

does anybody want to clarify because they made an honest mistake or do you all confess to being miserable trolls with no lives?



well you are giving conflicting information! and you didn't specify you were talking about the same person as yesterday! i have no choice but to conclude that you are dumb hick.

people respond to different information you give with different comments! duh!

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

^ oh hey arent you the bitch who came into yesterday's thread and said the exact fucking opposite. oh yeah you are. troll.

I think you're the single most malicious, albeit unintelligent, poster in S+A. Do us all a favor and go back to SG. You're not in the least bit cool by posting bullshit threads and then attacking everyone that posts in it.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I think you're the single most malicious, albeit unintelligent, poster in S+A. Do us all a favor and go back to SG. You're not in the least bit cool by posting bullshit threads and then attacking everyone that posts in it.

im not from sg motherfucker. and please, i do not attack everybody who responds. fact is almost everyone who responds is a flamer troll. like yourself.

quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:



well you are giving conflicting information! and you didn't specify you were talking about the same person as yesterday! i have no choice but to conclude that you are dumb hick.

people respond to different information you give with different comments! duh!



...seems like the untermensch round these parts need everything spelled out for them or put into list. with this thread i have done both.

i'd like to hear your premises for me being a "dumb hick", american.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

im not from sg motherfucker. and please, i do not attack everybody who responds. fact is almost everyone who responds is a flamer troll. like yourself.

do you even know what a troll is? define it, please, so we can all see what an idiot you are.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:



...seems like the untermensch round these parts need everything spelled out for them or put into list. with this thread i have done both.

i'd like to hear your premises for me being a "dumb hick", american.



let's see... your hatred of homosexuals, who you apparently think are at the level of (or worse than) pedophiles, your belief that people who like sex are stupid, your apparent lack of realization that people's responses to one thread you post can be different from their responses to another thread, without actually being contradictory, the way you post threads and then respond with insults to most people who reply, your frequent use of the phrases "you dickead" and "you bitch," and your inability to grasp simple concepts like why so many people dislike you and disagree with you.





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quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

1. asking if you want to hang out. this is about the clearest indication she wants nothing sexual with you.

2. telling you her life story. again an indication she thinks of you as nothing more than a wastedump for stuff shes blabbing about, guys shes interested in she knows better than to bore them with.

3. finding you humorous. means she thinks your a clown, and in some cases a flat out ass and there is no appropriate answer but to laugh at your desperate ass. unfortunately can be misinterpreted as her thinking you can maintain her interest and make good conversation.

4. looking you in the eye. this means she finds you completely approachable, and therefore not of interest for raw sex. maybe if you keep at it for 5 years you can find yourself in a "respectable marriage".

hope this helps

i've fucked girls who find me funny and who look me in the eye.

Myrono myujudiyeos or whatever the fuck your SN is, you are just making a god damn fool of yourself by trying to sound like you know what women want.

Its okay though because all men do it, but no man shall ever know the full truth...and same goes with women. Women will never know what men truly want (besides sex and waffles).

There really is no point in trying to figure it out either because all women are different. One woman will love a funny guy while the next hates guys who are overly happy and joking.

My advice is to just leave it alone and not spend too much time trying to figure out the.....unfigureoutable.....0_o

quote:Originally posted by weedman:

i've fucked girls who find me funny and who look me in the eye.

I've fucked girls who find me funny and look me in the eye while we're fucking.

I disagree with all of them. Particularly 3 and 4.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:



Its okay though because all men do it, but no man shall ever know the full truth...and same goes with women. Women will never know what men truly want (besides sex and waffles).





You've inspired me.

The only troll in this thread is the OP. All of these points are completely backwards. Turn them around, and you have good advice. Eye contact and laughing are two of the best indications of attraction. This is the "Sex is a joke" poster, so no one can take him seriously. He's proven that once again.

quote:Originally posted by Myron Mujadi:

1. asking if you want to hang out. this is about the clearest indication she wants nothing sexual with you.

2. telling you her life story. again an indication she thinks of you as nothing more than a wastedump for stuff shes blabbing about, guys shes interested in she knows better than to bore them with.

3. finding you humorous. means she thinks your a clown, and in some cases a flat out ass and there is no appropriate answer but to laugh at your desperate ass. unfortunately can be misinterpreted as her thinking you can maintain her interest and make good conversation.

4. looking you in the eye. this means she finds you completely approachable, and therefore not of interest for raw sex. maybe if you keep at it for 5 years you can find yourself in a "respectable marriage".

hope this helps



Not meaning to be rude, but got any proof of these claims, other then your anecdotes in which this advice has been spurned from. It seems maybe you have been bitterly fucked over and now resent females (or at least a certain one).