Alright so I am 16 my girlfriend is 17. We are both virgins and are going to be having sex for the first time.

Totse I need advice!

Wear a condom and for christ's sake don't play any Barry White!

Also don't try to do every position you've ever heard of in one shot.

And brush your teeth/shower first.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Wear a condom and for christ's sake don't play any Barry White!

Also don't try to do every position you've ever heard of in one shot.

And brush your teeth/shower first.

Wow.. he's just going to fuck, not getting married or anything...

hygiene...

[This message has been edited by Jewbacca (edited 09-26-2006).]

Im not sure its going to happen, I asked my mom not to be home when i got home from school. She asked why I told her to take a hint. She told me she didn't want me having sex in her house. WTF am I going to do now. Her house isn't an option.

Park? Public bathroom? Motel?

Her/Your car? Friend's place?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Wear a condom and for christ's sake don't play any Barry White!

Also don't try to do every position you've ever heard of in one shot.

And brush your teeth/shower first.



Lmao Oooww..



Just be relax man, don't be nervous. Its her first time too so be nice with her. And since she's virgin, for god sake, don't rambo on her. Go slowly because her first time will probably hurt like fuck. Oh and, Communication is the key. Talk about it, try to joke around, and the most important, condoms + foreplay.

alright I alrdy know these things, but the reminder is good... Damn think it is going to have to be the car... damnit.

You're probably going to blow your first load quickly, so make sure you have atleast 2 condoms. And I suggest waiting until the 'rents go out of town so you have a good place to do it. I'm sure she doesn't want her first time to be in a public bathroom, lol. But have fun, and let us know how it goes!

Don't do it in a fucking car, it's incredibly uncomfortable for the both of you and that's not something you want on your first time

Get a BIG car. My new car, I could have a threesome!

My old car, well, oral sex was a challange.

Try a park bench, blanket, and lots of lube.

Yeah, the car fucking blows, she was comfortable but i had a fucking window knob on the side of my head, and couldnt move anywhere! and her breast almost suffocated...

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Wear a condom and for christ's sake don't play any Barry White!





You don't like the walrus of love? (not you gus)

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Get a BIG car. My new car, I could have a threesome!

My old car, well, oral sex was a challange.

Try a park bench, blanket, and lots of lube.



It was made just for you.

Now that I think about it, a car might be okay. You could totally have sex in my van with the back seats taken out. I'm actually surprised I've never gotten around to it...My boyfriend suggested we de-virginize my little sister's car, but it's a VW Golf so we decided against it, lol.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

You're probably going to blow your first load quickly, so make sure you have atleast 2 condoms.

I actually had the opposite happen. I couldn't finish the first few times we had sex.

Have some class, and throw down the $75 for a decent hotel room. It'll make things better for her, at least.

Dont do it in a car, do it someplace where you both can be comfortable and relaxed. Id say wait till you can have a bedroom to yourself with no worries about intrusion. If your going to do it in public PARKS are good with lots of grass just bring a blanket or two and some pillows and bam goodness, also DO IT AT NIGHT. But your stupid for thinking your mom would be like "Oh ok ill not be home so you my little angel baby can have premarital sex in my house". I say little angel because we all know moms think of us as little kids no matter how old we get we will always be their little angel baby, i mean some moms are cool like mine but still i wouldnt say that.

But make it at least a little special dont do it in a car or a bathroom or something like that.

May I be the first to suggest pics?

Anyway, just go with the flow man, enjoy yourself, and make sure she is too

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

I actually had the opposite happen. I couldn't finish the first few times we had sex.

That's why I said "probably" .

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Now that I think about it, a car might be okay. You could totally have sex in my van with the back seats taken out. I'm actually surprised I've never gotten around to it...My boyfriend suggested we de-virginize my little sister's car, but it's a VW Golf so we decided against it, lol.

I totally could? Sign me up!

Wtf is wrong with you people? Theres nothing difficult about having sex in a car. Mines a compact, and I still managed to do the deed in the back seat. Neither of us being particularly small or anything. Its easy.

On the other hand, I wouldnt reccomend anything other then a bed for your first time. Seriously, if you have to wait a few weeks until you have the opportunity, do it. The experience stays with you for your whole life.

Good luck, man...

I have never done it... but still..

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

She asked why I told her to take a hint. She told me she didn't want me having sex in her house.

Oh, then all you have to say is "ok, I'll go down a dirty alley. But if I get AIDS from stepping on a syringe, you can live with the knowledge that I got it because of you."

I said it to my parents a few years back, and it worked wonders.

You do not need to be having sex. There is a number of reasons: one of them is you can't support a family financially (you need to be an adult to play adult games.) Not to mention the fact that you don't sound too educated.

Just wear a condom, use spermicide, and no stupid Barry White. Make sure to fuck her good.

SNEAK OUT AT NIGHT TO SOME RANDOM ASS PLACE ALL ROMANTIC-LIKE FTW. and dude, don't plan it. let it be spontaneous. maybe this time isn't the time. don't let your first time be, oh it was just 'cuz we planned it to be our first night

it could be so much more beautiful

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

Wow.. he's just going to fuck, not getting married or anything...

hygiene...

So.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Wtf is wrong with you people? Theres nothing difficult about having sex in a car. Mines a compact, and I still managed to do the deed in the back seat. Neither of us being particularly small or anything. Its easy.

On the other hand, I wouldnt reccomend anything other then a bed for your first time. Seriously, if you have to wait a few weeks until you have the opportunity, do it. The experience stays with you for your whole life.

Actually not neccisarily true. Sex is usually jsut sex for me and the first time same thing. Nothing special or amazing about it just a crappier version of the other times. I remember it but i remember lots of times i had sex. Its not like it was life changing it was kinda disapointing(the feeling afterwards). Afterwards i was just like "Wow everyone makes sex out like if you dont do it your a fucking looser and blah blah but hey its not anything to special i been looking my whole life for this moment and wow i was expecting it to be better feeling". It wasnt with some random girl or some random place so yea.

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

Im not sure its going to happen, I asked my mom not to be home when i got home from school. She asked why I told her to take a hint. She told me she didn't want me having sex in her house. WTF am I going to do now. Her house isn't an option.

16 and youre mums having a go at you about sex bloody hell

Dude... if, when 16, I had asked my mom to beat it so I could get a lay, she would have unceremoniously punched me in the teeth. Kids these days.

Everyone should have sex in a car at least once, man. It's a rite of passage!

holy shit jewbacca its coopa off of solosis wtf happened to it.

btw make sure she takes a shower.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Dude... if, when 16, I had asked my mom to beat it so I could get a lay, she would have unceremoniously punched me in the teeth. Kids these days.

Everyone should have sex in a car at least once, man. It's a rite of passage!

*Posts the porno where the hot german chick has sex with the car's gear shift knob*

quote:Originally posted by letsnukechina:

*Posts the porno where the hot german chick has sex with the car's gear shift knob*

Well?!

- 42

quote:Originally posted by letsnukechina:

*Posts the porno where the hot german chick has sex with the car's gear shift knob*

WTF MAN?!? Your post wasn't a god damn hyperlink!

she changed her mind and backed out...

way to ruin my day.

she says when I get back from my trip this weekend...

I doubt she will then either, obviously she doesnt think shes ready, so don't force it you greedy bastard! Love is free, so be nice to her. Cook her breakfast, whatever, be a hopeless romantic for her. Sex tends to do bad things for relationships when people are underage anyways. Don't get me wrong, variety is the spice of life, but I just as much like painting pictures with my dear, or whatever.

Don't know what I was trying to say, but my point is: Don't rush it; sex isn't really that awsome anyways.

Your penis will last you many years before you need the blue pills. Whats the rush?

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

WTF MAN?!? Your post wasn't a god damn hyperlink!

It's saved on my computer and is rather large . Too lazy to upload.

quote:Originally posted by bazthefish:

16 and youre mums having a go at you about sex bloody hell

Glad I'm not the only one who thought this kid was a dipshit for saying that. My mom didn't like my girlfriend (now wife) sleeping in the same bed during Chirstmas. We didn't have enough beds. We had been dating 2 years by then and lived together for about a year and a half.

UPLOAD THAT SHIT letsnukechina!!!!!

anyway....make it special and dont force it. talk to her about it and try other things such as mutual shit and 4play. when shes ready you will be ready. ask ur friends to hook u up with a nice bed or something. the hotel room is out of the question because they dont allow people under 18 buy a hotel room.

get some condoms, make sure you have a sexy atmosphere, make sure its in a place both of you know, or dont know at all, and make sure there is no rush so you can, quite literally, fuck the day away!!!! it doesnt hurt to have some other items involved such as porn or other crap but thats up to u....and DONT DO IT FORCEFULLY!!!! make sure she is having the best time out of both of you becuase she will repay you later on.

-Ravenman

P.S. video tape it

Ummm can you say moonlight picnic? yeah. thats how that shit works. Or a truck with bench seats FTW.

And... dont miss.

accidentially slip it in her ass!! then you can say " for my first time i fucked her in the ass" and it be the troof! she will forgive you after all it is your first time

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

Alright so I am 16 my girlfriend is 17. We are both virgins and are going to be having sex for the first time.

Totse I need advice!

all you have to do is start kinda slow and then for the last 3/4's ram the shit outta her. i swear to god it works on girls when you go hard, and if she likes it you'll be fuckin her all the time

gud luck man!

(if you get her pregnant run, very fast, for mexico)

o and watch out for her dad....

bump

she came over after school today and my mom was home. then my mom left to go grocery shopping. I couldn't believe it. I took her up to my room, but this girl is so fucking clueless. All he did was make out and touch etc...

getting so tired of this bullshit...

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

All HE did was make out and touch etc...



aha (sorry, i know i'm trollin bit)

Hahah! I knew from the beginning that you wouldnt' get laid!

You're an idiot!

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:



she came over after school today and my mom was home. then my mom left to go grocery shopping. I couldn't believe it. I took her up to my room, but this girl is so fucking clueless. All he did was make out and touch etc...

getting so tired of this bullshit...

Take the fucking lead then.

Be like a sexual fantasy knight, just pull out the skin sword, tell her shes the stone and your about to put the sword in the stone.

I swear it works every time, *slips away and starts video camera to capture pwnage* Now try it!



Actually just take control of the situation and quit being a pussy, if you wait for her to do it then its never gonna happen.

Try having sex in a jeep, damn it was a lil cramped next time im taking the top down.

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

she came over after school today and my mom was home. then my mom left to go grocery shopping. I couldn't believe it. I took her up to my room, but this girl is so fucking clueless. All he did was make out and touch etc...

getting so tired of this bullshit...

Well if thats really how you feel you are a fucking tool peice of shit. How long ahve you two been dating? If its only been a couple months your definatly a peice of shit. And yea Stillarmedandangrys right I mean my mom wouldnt have been mad but its a respect thing, you should respect your mom enough to not talk about that kind of thing with her or at least in that way and respect that its HER HOUSE and all that.

Dont rush the girl if you cant wait to have sex and are getting frusterated your a dumb fuck just wait it out. It sucks waiting but trust me dont rush her. ANd yea fuck her GOOD the first time or you suck, and go slow very slow let her get used to it and let it stop hurting at first it sucks but after she stops hurting and you can go then its all good.

quote:Originally posted by Smelly Button Ears:

Try having sex in a jeep, damn it was a lil cramped next time im taking the top down.

Did you post that story? About doing it in a jeep at a party or something?

no anal

quote:Originally posted by Syzygy117:

Im not sure its going to happen, I asked my mom not to be home when i got home from school. She asked why I told her to take a hint. She told me she didn't want me having sex in her house. WTF am I going to do now. Her house isn't an option.

now.. WHY the FUCK would you hint that... lol.. im in a bad mood...

I lost my virginity on the beach this summer, that was pretty awesome.

still no sex... So I kind of act like a jerk towards her... I think she likes it hahaha.