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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-25, 16:31 |
Strakynyar Krongoth 
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 Balloons
Is there any way they can be used in sex?
I know they make more comical less romantic replacements for flowers but is there any way they can be used afterwards?
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#2
2006-09-25, 16:34 |
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Re: Balloons
Balloons for sex... Hmmm... Maybe really large ones could work as ties for arms and legs? Wrap a few cords around the body to keep her from floatin' away?
Maybe it's better to spice them up with a little bit of your own secret sauce. Let her see how much you care. She'll give you a blowjob just for the thought.
Or could they be used to keep a towel floating, as you're gonna need it seeing as how much balloons will turn 'er on! Might need another balloon/towel combo, friend.
If all else fails, you can shove one in her puss-puss and start blowing 'er. I've got a feeling, though, she might pop it before she pops, 'erself.
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#3
2006-09-25, 16:37 |
theIG
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Re: Balloons
quote:Maybe it's better to spice them up with a little bit of your own secret sauce. Let her see how much you care. She'll give you a blowjob just for the thought.
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Haha
Really though, what could a balloon possibly do for sex? I can't think of much.
[This message has been edited by theIG (edited 09-25-2006).]
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#4
2006-09-25, 16:54 |
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Re: Balloons
Balloons as ties would be bad for circulation  |
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#5
2006-09-25, 16:55 |
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Balloons
I have to admit that it's a perversion i haven't thought about before...
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#6
2006-09-25, 16:56 |
Gus
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Re: Balloons
quote:Originally posted by Flock:
Balloons as ties would be bad for circulation
I don't think s/he wanted just "good" uses, and really, I was thinking that you'd have nice happy rope tied to the balloons so she'd be floating up, up, up! |
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#7
2006-09-25, 16:59 |
Strakynyar Krongoth
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Re: Balloons
Maybe it would be easier to think of something if furbies were involved somehow? Maybe a furbie floating on helium balloons above you? Or a flock of them? Let them float away afterwards, see what people who find them think of the idea...
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#8
2006-09-25, 17:31 |
Ouster
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Re: Balloons
My first thought was a condom. But we have purpose made ones for that!
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#9
2006-09-25, 17:43 |
Gus
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Re: Balloons
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
I have to admit that it's a perversion i haven't thought about before...
You're saying you've never seen a nice, long, hard balloon and just wanted to shove it under the misses's skirt?
I'm saddened! |
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#10
2006-09-25, 19:46 |
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Re: Balloons
better idea. stick it in. blow it up.
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#11
2006-09-25, 20:02 |
Gus
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Re: Balloons
quote:Originally posted by Gus:
If all else fails, you can shove one in her puss-puss and start blowing 'er. I've got a feeling, though, she might pop it before she pops, 'erself.
quote:Originally posted by blankooie:
better idea. stick it in. blow it up.
Learn to read the thread. :\
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