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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-25, 02:14
dudewithnoname dudewithnoname is offline
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Default bent penis?

My penis comes out at 45 degree angle, and has a bananna shape curving upward. Could this be from masturbating? Is their any cure??
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Old 2006-09-25, 02:45
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You get what you get. You cant change the shape of it anymore then you can the size. Theres nothing wrong with it though. Walk proud.
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Old 2006-09-25, 02:54
another pint another pint is offline
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quote:Originally posted by dudewithnoname:

Is their any cure??

Chopping it off might work.
 #4 
Old 2006-09-25, 02:57
weirdlittlepotsmoker weirdlittlepotsmoker is offline
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Having a upwards bent penis is not a bad thing at all. If you know what your doing, you can use it as an advantage.
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Old 2006-09-25, 03:48
oral fixation oral fixation is offline
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curved dicks are better than straight ones in my opinion. with a certain position you can give a chick the best sex she has ever had.
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Old 2006-09-27, 22:34
daku daku is offline
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welllll

ur penis curves becuase of the iron in ur blood in it, it gets attracted by the earths magnetic feild go below the equator ur dick will bend in the opp direction



sceince is amzing aint it
 #7 
Old 2006-09-28, 17:16
rocker rocker is offline
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Well SCIENCE is!
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Old 2006-09-28, 17:22
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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You can sure it by, getting an erection, then using a syringe take some blood out... no really, dont do that, chop it off
 #9 
Old 2006-09-28, 17:27
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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OMG That marks the onset of ghonnerea, clymidia, and a whole host of other nasty diseases! You are sooooo fucked.

Now have a nice day and stay the fuck away from me.
 #10 
Old 2006-09-28, 18:56
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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This thread is useless without pics of your penis but more importantly that penis in some girls pussy.
 #11 
Old 2006-10-03, 21:03
meindahouse meindahouse is offline
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my dick is a little bent
 #12 
Old 2006-10-03, 21:12
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Jelq to the other side
 #13 
Old 2006-10-03, 21:18
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quote:Originally posted by meindahouse:

my little dick is bent

- Rabb
 #14 
Old 2006-10-03, 21:44
p0niti p0niti is offline
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Mine bends a bit to the left.

A bit, so Rabb can't corrupt it
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Old 2006-10-03, 21:45
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Waukegon Illinois
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Bent penises are actually very common.
 #16 
Old 2006-10-03, 22:02
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i straighten mine with a hammer.
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Old 2006-10-03, 23:44
PoPxNxRoLL PoPxNxRoLL is offline
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It might just be your shape, or own little curve or something. But you can try googling pyronies(sp?). you might have to try variations of the spelling
 #18 
Old 2006-10-03, 23:47
camaro_racer88 camaro_racer88 is offline
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My dick believe it or not is strait, but has a joint...

I can bend it upwards at a 90+ degree angle.

Honest to god, will post pics if needed.
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Old 2006-10-04, 00:50
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quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:

My dick believe it or not is strait, but has a joint...

I can bend it upwards at a 90+ degree angle.

Honest to god, will post pics if needed.

Ok, pix.
 #20 
Old 2006-10-04, 00:51
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOUR DICK IS BENT

LIFE > YOU
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Old 2006-10-04, 01:49
Bazzle Bazzle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by camaro_racer88:

My dick believe it or not is strait, but has a joint...

I can bend it upwards at a 90+ degree angle.

Honest to god, will post pics if needed.



o.o
 #22 
Old 2006-10-04, 02:12
Belle Belle is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbhimself:

My little dick is bent - Rabb



I'm very sorry Rabb, I'll pray for your cock.
 #23 
Old 2006-10-04, 02:15
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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nothing wrong with that. i would not care.
 
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