What are you supposed to do when someone walks in on you and your boyfriend/girlfriend? How do you make the situation less... awkward?

Keep going at it.

I just say, "Don't worry honey, mommy and daddy are just hugging!"

Depends on if it is in your room or a communal room like a living room. If you two are alone in the house and someone walks in on you two on the couch, you are in the wrong and need to get up and act like nothing was happening. If it is your own bedroom you can tell them to piss off and close the door on their way out.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I just say, "Don't worry honey, mommy and daddy are just hugging!"

"Why does daddy have a third leg?"

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Yell "CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY?" and throw a furbie at them?

failing that something funny to do away with the tension?

"What the fuck are you doing? Can you at least fucking knock the door"



then go back into it as soon as they leave.

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Funny story. Once my girlfriend and I were in a private karaoke room, drinking with some friends on prom night. Eventually, we adjourned to another room in the place, and started going at it or whatever. We must have been walked in on like 10 times by drunken friends looking for the bathroom.

Eventually I got up, half-naked, and grabbed somebody outside the room and said, "Tell everybody this is not a fucking bathroom." It was probably slurred, as I was very drunk, but continuing: At some point I hear knocking and go to the door and see my friend pointing down (There was a window on the door that I covered w/my shirt) and I couldn't see anything but he kept saying the name of another friend. My drunken logic told me that said friend was peeking under the door at us. As it turns out, he was vomiting.

Anywho, a little Mexican who worked there walked in at some point and we just started both SCREAMING at him, naked, until he walked out.

Case in point, just yell at the person until they run out.

quote:Originally posted by Strakynyar Krongoth:

Yell "CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY?" and throw a furbie at them?

failing that something funny to do away with the tension?

for some reason i laughed so fucking hard at the thought of some oen chucking a furbie at someone else...

Next time I will remember to bring a random furbie with me and then when we get caught I will remember to throw it at them and yell in a foreign language with many random swear words.

These always lead to entertaining stories.

Be creative as to how you handle it.

I've only been walked in on once and I was too drunk to remember. Well, we weren't really walked in on, but the cat pushed the door open and everyone outside saw, lol. My friend just jumped up, slammed the door and then jumped back into bed.

I imagine if it does happen again (and I'm not wasted), I would just shriek and cover myself up.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I've only been walked in on once and I was too drunk to remember. Well, we weren't really walked in on, but the cat pushed the door open and everyone outside saw, lol. My friend just jumped up, slammed the door and then jumped back into bed.

I imagine if it does happen again (and I'm not wasted), I would just shriek and cover myself up.

no furbie?

Anything along the lines of "he just stopped breathing! i swear he needed mouth to mouth"

quote:Originally posted by Arresto:

Anything along the lines of "she just stopped breathing! i swear she needed ass to mouth"

fixed

quote:Originally posted by scyre:

Originally posted by Arresto:

Anything along the lines of "she just stopped breathing! i swear she needed ass to mouth"

fixed



lol, i knew something wasnt right

Hahaha. Funny story number 4:

(Keep in mind this is a religious family)

Friend of mine was in his room going down on his girlfriend. Door was open, because the rest of the family was away for the weekend....or so they thought. His dad walked past, saw what they were doing and started abusing the hell out of his son, to which the son replied 'Dont worry, dad. I was just looking for the remote control'

He has no tv in his room.

quote:Originally posted by I Want Revenge:

What are you supposed to do when someone walks in on you and your boyfriend/girlfriend?

Ask them if they want to join in of course!

"You said you'd be gone till Sunday!"

Only time I have ever been walked in on when I was making out in a tunnel with some chick I was slowly pulling her pants off and some homeless dude walked in and said some shit about pigs i was like wtf(I was fucked up on e) and then I realized he was warning us that there was some cops arround

ive been walked in on soooo many times,and my usual reply is "WHAT THE FUCK!?...GET THE FUCK OUT!!!NOBODY AROUND HERE KNOCKS!?...christ sake"

ahahahha.

"Hey what are you doing on me?! Get off!"

"I swear daddy, he was trying to take advantage of me!"

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

"Hey what are you doing on me?! Get off!"

"I swear daddy, he was trying to take advantage of me!"

That's the kind of thing that will get either your boyfriend or your dad hurt.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

That's the kind of thing that will get either your boyfriend or your dad hurt.

Which is why she'd say it.

Women enjoy being "frail" and less powerful than men because it means it's always the guy's fault.

Makes me wish those femnazis would all die.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Which is why she'd say it.

Women enjoy being "frail" and less powerful than men because it means it's always the guy's fault.

Makes me wish those femnazis would all die.

Sadly you're right

Did I mention if I was the boyfriend in that case I'd be out the door right after kicking her dad's ass in self-defense never to return? Yeah, seriously don't cause shit like that.

Jesus Christ Ass monkeys, she was KIDDING.

She touched a nerve, dammit.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Originally posted by Gus:

Which is why she'd say it.

Women enjoy being "frail" and less powerful than men because it means it's always the guy's fault.

Makes me wish those femnazis would all die.

Sadly you're right

Did I mention if I was the boyfriend in that case I'd be out the door right after kicking her dad's ass in self-defense never to return? Yeah, seriously don't cause shit like that.

What the hell? You guys a fucking some little bitches. I can't imagine any girl actually saying that.

If my dad walked in on me, he'd probably shut the door and then go burn his eyeballs out.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

What the hell? You guys a fucking some little bitches. I can't imagine any girl actually saying that.

If my dad walked in on me, he'd probably shut the door and then go burn his eyeballs out.

She probably was kidding, and no most girls won't say that(though a few might), but dealing with an angry father is the last thing I ever want to do because it's a lose/lose situation for me. And a girl actually causing the father to be angry is just all 'round a really shit thing to do.

Ask them to join you?

quote:Originally posted by Andreas:

Ask them to join you?

Lollerence.



"Can't you knock?" and resume fucking?

replace yourself with a furbie then throw yourself at him

What happens if she is really loud, how do you deal with that....especialy if her family is in the house, and her younger siblings are within hearing range?

I mean loud enough that just covering her mouth is almost completely ineffective.

quote:Originally posted by The American Infidel:

What happens if she is really loud, how do you deal with that....especialy if her family is in the house, and her younger siblings are within hearing range?

I mean loud enough that just covering her mouth is almost completely ineffective.

Had that. Except we were almost always at my place. She would make enough noise to wake the dead sometimes. And no one ever said a word about it...

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Which is why she'd say it.

Women enjoy being "frail" and less powerful than men because it means it's always the guy's fault.

Makes me wish those femnazis would all die.

Nah.. My daddy's just scary. If I could get out of his hot spot in any way, you can bet I'd have tried it. Hahaha. Just kidding, in case you didn't know.

A really good one is "Hey you can join in the conversation, what's your favorite drink?"