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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-24, 21:28
weedman weedman is offline
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ok

me and this bitch are really good friends

i dont see her alot cuz she moved

but i went to visit her for the weekend

the whole time i was wondering if she wanted to fuck me

here are some of the things she did

she sat on my lap alot whenever we were chillin

she told me about how she doesnt use condoms

she told me about how she cheats on her boyfriend

shes really cool but i cant figure out if she likes me

plz totse tell me if shes just playin with me or if she wants ta fuck me
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Old 2006-09-24, 21:56
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"This bitch"

"doesnt use condoms"

"cheats on her boyfriends"



Tell me...why would you even want to hang out with this kind of person? you obviously dont respect her to be calling her a bitch and such.

If you wanna get into her pants then just be upfront about it and lean in to kiss her, if she doesnt then i get the feeling it wont be much of a loss to you.
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Old 2006-09-24, 21:56
Body Break Body Break is offline
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well

you culd try using punctuation

or mebbe grammer

dats wat teh kewl people use dood

or mebbe

u shuldnt be put in teh situation of copulation

cuz the general public doesnt want children wit teh iq of a bush
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Old 2006-09-24, 22:10
rs_luvva_91 rs_luvva_91 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Body Break:

well

you culd try using punctuation

or mebbe grammer

dats wat teh kewl people use dood

or mebbe

u shuldnt be put in teh situation of copulation

cuz the general public doesnt want children wit teh iq of a bush



i liked the bit about the i.q of a bush
 #5 
Old 2006-09-25, 07:02
Suicide_Mouse Suicide_Mouse is offline
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quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

"This bitch"

"doesnt use condoms"

"cheats on her boyfriends"



Tell me...why would you even want to hang out with this kind of person? you obviously dont respect her to be calling her a bitch and such.

If you wanna get into her pants then just be upfront about it and lean in to kiss her, if she doesnt then i get the feeling it wont be much of a loss to you.



QFT.

To the OP - You sound like a dick, she sounds like a slut. Hit it if you want aids.

[This message has been edited by Suicide_Mouse (edited 09-25-2006).]
 #6 
Old 2006-09-25, 19:50
weedman weedman is offline
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cool thanks for the advice
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Old 2006-09-25, 23:26
I Want Revenge I Want Revenge is offline
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No guy that calls women "bitches" will EVER get any respect from me. Besides that, take a look at what you just posted. Would you really want to have sex with her? She sounds like a whore to me... If I were in your position I wouldn't touch something THAT nasty with a ten foot pole...
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Old 2006-09-25, 23:40
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quote:Originally posted by I Want Revenge:

No guy that calls women "bitches" will EVER get any respect from me

*coughWannaFuckWannaSexx0rcough*
 #9 
Old 2006-09-27, 01:46
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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Err, Perhaps you could start with learning how to write actual paragraphs? That may be a start. She sounds like she's interested in you thought, though she also seems like a real slut/skank. But seriously learn to structure your bloody paragraphs.

Also, remember she may not be telling you the exact truth.
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Old 2006-09-27, 03:33
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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enough of the moralizing. she wants to fuck you, yes. or, she's part of the 1% of women who hit on guys to the point where it's ridiculous, only to be leading them on.
 #11 
Old 2006-09-27, 03:35
weedman weedman is offline
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thanks for the added advice, except the moral stuff.
 #12 
Old 2006-09-27, 03:45
weedman weedman is offline
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o and shes my cousin
 #13 
Old 2006-09-27, 03:46
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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I'm sure this is a troll with all of the replies he's been giving.
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Old 2006-09-27, 03:46
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by weedman:

o and shes my cousin

troll.
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Old 2006-09-27, 03:48
weedman weedman is offline
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nope (dont really know what a troll is, srry if im being one)

but yeah its a weird situation and i didnt want the thread to go the whole "totse incest extravaganza" and i wanted some good advice so thats y i didnt say she was my cousin before
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Old 2006-09-27, 03:50
lauren7249 lauren7249 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by weedman:

nope (dont really know what a troll is, srry if im being one)

but yeah its a weird situation and i didnt want the thread to go the whole "totse incest extravaganza" and i wanted some good advice so thats y i didnt say she was my cousin before

i'm forced to assume you're being honest. i will re-interpret her behavior in that context. i don't know if midly incestuous cousins normally sit in each others' laps and discuss sexual topics. if they do, i guess she might not be interested.
 #17 
Old 2006-09-27, 03:55
weedman weedman is offline
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Thanks for your help. I was kinda hopin she was a lil interested but w.e you win some you lose some.
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Old 2006-09-27, 05:05
MrFishHat MrFishHat is offline
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quote:Originally posted by lauren7249:

enough of the moralizing. she wants to fuck you, yes. or, she's part of the 1% of women who hit on guys to the point where it's ridiculous, only to be leading them on.

i know a chick like that, it really sucks because i cant tell when shes just looking for a stuff or a laugh.
 #19 
Old 2006-09-27, 05:30
weedman weedman is offline
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ye i knew a chick who led me on for a while that is why i created this thread, becuz i didnt noe if she was leading me on, or if she was interested, or maby shes just a little fucked in the head
 
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