First of all, I apologize for deleting the almost identical thread I made a few days ago. It was a genuine mistake. I had been trying to remove a comment of mine, and the whole thread was deleted.

Ok, so I'll start us off with the reasons I'm a fag (I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not gay, but with my luck, I must as well be one).

1) The most obvious problem and issue: my mood and attitude. Severe depression, no self esteem, no self confidence, no enjoyment for life, no "direction".

2) Inability to make girls laugh. I stopped making the effort to make anyone, let alone girls specifcically, laugh, after my father died when I was 12. He had multiple sclerosis. I am not making excuses, but trying to give genuine reasons. My life lost anything remotely "funny" within it. I am deadly serious, and girls hate that.

However, I do have other issues with this point. I fucking hate when girls say they like a guy with a "good sense of humour". What fucking bollocks. You ever see a girl date a guy who can't make her laugh, but she'd still compliments him on his sense of humour? I don't think so. Women talk in code, because they are stupid indirect fucks. "Good sense of humour" = makes me laugh all the time, so eventually I get my legs open.

3) My life has been dominated by lack of control, and illness, and yes, I've been owned consistently for the last 10 years.

4) I am intelligent. Over the last 10 years in the UK, British women have officially gone bonkers. It is quite normal for women here to hate or dump or cheat on handsome decent men, and leave them for plumbers, floor tilers, roofers, and electricians. The chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing morons are having the time of their life in this shithole of a country.

When a woman says she likes an intelligent man, she is either stupid, or lying.

I'm more intelligent than most of the guys round here who have girlfriends, and have many interests, especially Neurology, but that doesn't interest women, because they are yet again, stupid fucks.

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

This might appear a copout but it's really not. Women are walking infections, certainly in my area and Edinburgh anyway.

6) I'm not over 6 foot tall, which isn't exactly a great help.

7) I'm not particularly stunning looking.

8) I am a pessimist, and enjoy hearing about people with cancer, and death, because the inevitable end to life really turns me on a great deal. Probably a result of how my father's death skullfucked me.

9) I'm not rich, and have no ambition to be.

10) I find the tv shows The X Files, Millennium, Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted and CrimeWatch UK to be sexually arousing.

11) I have no real friends. Girls don't want a boyfriend who is a lonely bastard.

12) I spend over 5 minutes online per day. Here where I live, that instantly makes me a pariah. Girls think it's ok or "cool" to check your email, but nothing else.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive. Aside from females within the medical profession, who have a decent education, are intelligent, and have compassion and empathy for others, women just don't do it for me anymore.

14) Women date chavs, and that instantly makes me think their entire sexes' genetics has been messed with.

15) I am professional Arsonist, with an 8 year history of starting fires.

16) Although I'm not perfectly level-headed, most women have the personality profile of a suicide bomber.

17) I wear contact lenses.

18) I am pale, and proud of it.

19) I fail it.

20) I'm fond of Gary Leon Ridgeway.

I'd love to hear the reasons why the rest of totse cannot get a girlfriend. If you do have one, I don't believe you, but I'd like an explanation as to why you have one, and how you did it anyway.

i dont know why i cant get one

im awesome smart and funny

its probably that im a nice guy and girls just like dicks

... or maybe its my mole

Its not that I cant get a girlfriend, its just the girl that I have proper strong feelings for only sees me as a friend I had a chance with her at christmas, but I wad too shy, a few months ago she told me that she used to like me and she wanted to badly go out with me, if only I asked Now shes taken and in a relationship

*Slits wrists*

this thread is useless without pictures

I just don't go out long enough or to places where i could possibly meet girls because i'm too lazy, which probably makes me too lazy to hold a relationship anyway.

quote:Originally posted by tainteddd:

this thread is useless without pictures

This thread is full of lonely single guys, you knpow what to do.

[This message has been edited by TWENTY_TWENTY_7 (edited 09-24-2006).]

This thread made me feel sad

I can get one, i just can't get the courage up to ask the one i want.

I'm close though.

quote:Originally posted by scorpio2121:

I can get one, i just can't get the courage up to ask the one i want.

I'm close though.

Thats what we all tell ourselves

http://tinyurl.com/2j4pk

http://tinyurl.com/ofmga

Life of fapping or a little bit of reading to get some ass.

should i not go on totse...apperantly alot of us have relationship problems... i dont alot of the times that im not in a relationship im having flings with random girls ... sometimes im abit hesitant about asking girls and they get taken by another guy but in the end they usually cheat on their boyfrineds to be with me ... the thing is that im fairly good looking intelligent i have a great sense of humor and im nice and im touchy ...but you have to be a dick to actually get them because girls only marry nice guy but they date assholes ... i guess im so good with the ladies because i have grown up with two sister that in my younger years taught me how to treat girls and also at a younge age my best friend who was about 3 years older than me was kind of a player and taught me everything i know ... but sadly now i havent seen him in ages because our moms got in a bi fight ...yeah sorry to rub it in but life is great

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

First of all, I apologize for deleting the almost identical thread I made a few days ago. It was a genuine mistake. I had been trying to remove a comment of mine, and the whole thread was deleted.

Ok, so I'll start us off with the reasons I'm a fag (I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not gay, but with my luck, I must as well be one).

1) The most obvious problem and issue: my mood and attitude. Severe depression, no self esteem, no self confidence, no enjoyment for life, no "direction".

2) Inability to make girls laugh. I stopped making the effort to make anyone, let alone girls specifcically, laugh, after my father died when I was 12. He had multiple sclerosis. I am not making excuses, but trying to give genuine reasons. My life lost anything remotely "funny" within it. I am deadly serious, and girls hate that.

However, I do have other issues with this point. I fucking hate when girls say they like a guy with a "good sense of humour". What fucking bollocks. You ever see a girl date a guy who can't make her laugh, but she'd still compliments him on his sense of humour? I don't think so. Women talk in code, because they are stupid indirect fucks. "Good sense of humour" = makes me laugh all the time, so eventually I get my legs open.

3) My life has been dominated by lack of control, and illness, and yes, I've been owned consistently for the last 10 years.

4) I am intelligent. Over the last 10 years in the UK, British women have officially gone bonkers. It is quite normal for women here to hate or dump or cheat on handsome decent men, and leave them for plumbers, floor tilers, roofers, and electricians. The chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing morons are having the time of their life in this shithole of a country.

When a woman says she likes an intelligent man, she is either stupid, or lying.

I'm more intelligent than most of the guys round here who have girlfriends, and have many interests, especially Neurology, but that doesn't interest women, because they are yet again, stupid fucks.

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

This might appear a copout but it's really not. Women are walking infections, certainly in my area and Edinburgh anyway.

6) I'm not over 6 foot tall, which isn't exactly a great help.

7) I'm not particularly stunning looking.

8) I am a pessimist, and enjoy hearing about people with cancer, and death, because the inevitable end to life really turns me on a great deal. Probably a result of how my father's death skullfucked me.

9) I'm not rich, and have no ambition to be.

10) I find the tv shows The X Files, Millennium, Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted and CrimeWatch UK to be sexually arousing.

11) I have no real friends. Girls don't want a boyfriend who is a lonely bastard.

12) I spend over 5 minutes online per day. Here where I live, that instantly makes me a pariah. Girls think it's ok or "cool" to check your email, but nothing else.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive. Aside from females within the medical profession, who have a decent education, are intelligent, and have compassion and empathy for others, women just don't do it for me anymore.

14) Women date chavs, and that instantly makes me think their entire sexes' genetics has been messed with.

15) I am professional Arsonist, with an 8 year history of starting fires.

16) Although I'm not perfectly level-headed, most women have the personality profile of a suicide bomber.

17) I wear contact lenses.

18) I am pale, and proud of it.

19) I fail it.

20) I'm fond of Gary Leon Ridgeway.

I'd love to hear the reasons why the rest of totse cannot get a girlfriend. If you do have one, I don't believe you, but I'd like an explanation as to why you have one, and how you did it anyway.



well what do you look like? pics will make this easier why you dont have a gf.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:



1) The most obvious problem and issue: my mood and attitude.

been there, done that, got the medical record. you just need to try and cheer up. i know it's hard but find ANYONE to talk to abou thow you feel and it will help.

2) Inability to make girls laugh.

this will improve with confidence.

3) My life has been dominated by lack of control, and illness, and yes, I've been owned consistently for the last 10 years.

how old are you?

4) I am intelligent.

that can be a VERY good thing.

you just need to find a better class of woman. about 93.56% of women in this country are fucking retarded. intelligence is a big thing for smart women; you ever see a girl with an IQ of 173 go out with a spiv?

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

again, better class. and trust me, you think edinburgh's bad? glasgow = that^37

6) I'm not over 6 foot tall, which isn't exactly a great help.

tch, you don't have to be. how tall IS less than 6"?

7) I'm not particularly stunning looking.

so?

8) I am a pessimist, and enjoy hearing about people with cancer, and death, because the inevitable end to life really turns me on a great deal.

hello there. i am the female version of you.

9) I'm not rich, and have no ambition to be.

again.. so?

10) I find the tv shows The X Files, Millennium, Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted and CrimeWatch UK to be sexually arousing.

mkay, that's just you. if it worries you stop watching.

11) I have no real friends.

make some on totse? you would be surprised how many of us scottish people there are.

12) I spend over 5 minutes online per day.

me: i spend >3 hours most days. so does everyone on totse.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive.

that's because they are all fucking retarded. if you are smart you shouldn't have to find complete neds attractive.

14) Women date chavs, and that instantly makes me think their entire sexes' genetics has been messed with.

again...

15) I am professional Arsonist, with an 8 year history of starting fires.

ooh, dangerous.

16) Although I'm not perfectly level-headed, most women have the personality profile of a suicide bomber.

most... not all.

17) I wear contact lenses.

i wear glasses. nobody notices lenses.

18) I am pale, and proud of it.

pale is better than "OGMLOOK@MYORANGESEXYPEXIWURKOUTLAWL"

19) I fail it.

fail what?

20) I'm fond of Gary Leon Ridgeway.

who?

[EDIT] aaaaaah... so? he was pretty damn good at what he did... as long as you don't kill people it's ok. wanting to is fine.





[This message has been edited by CutePoison (edited 09-24-2006).]

pics of dr. peter nigger

then we can judge.

listen, you are not brian peppers. i say pix.

bummer

i cant get a girlfriend because im homeschooled and therefor live out my entire existence from within a closet....I do, however, look out a window everyday.

As a general rule, men who describe the entirety of womankind as too stupid for them are desperately trying to make excuses.

ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE TAKEN

MAN! I am so lonely its not even funny! so lonely . why is it that woman love assholes, then cry themselves to sleep because he cheated on her.

I'll play the bitter misanthropy card here. I don't believe in the value of people, especially females. Whenever one expresses interest I assume she's setting up an elaborate prank or otherwise taking the piss.

I know exactly why i can not get one, im not proactive enough in that area.

To get close with a girl and have a girlfriend you need to get out there and get into it, and i dont.

quote:Originally posted by averageBT:

MAN! I am so lonely its not even funny! so lonely . why is it that woman love assholes, then cry themselves to sleep because he cheated on her.

being an asshole is easier so its a win win!

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.



EVERYONE wants herpes. It's like, the thing.



Jx

quote:Originally posted by among_the_living:

I know exactly why i can not get one, im not proactive enough in that area.

To get close with a girl and have a girlfriend you need to get out there and get into it, and i dont.

You just HAD a girlfriend for several months, not long ago!

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

As a general rule, men who describe the entirety of womankind as too stupid for them are desperately trying to make excuses.

I agree.

The reason I can't get a girlfriend I think is just that I am so god damn hideous. I'll admit, if Brian Peppers is a 1 and Johnny Depp is a 10 I'm about a 3.

I dress well, I'm nice, funny, I always shower and smell good, and I'm not short or obese. I also don't let anyone know that I am an arrogant prick unless I really know them well.

So you're a serial killer.

I bet you used to wet the bed, huh? And torture little animals?

Okay, maybe that's just me.

I can nab a girlfriend, but no stable women. I'll give the reasons here:

1) I'm too disorganized.

I have a room that's clean, however there is shit EVERYWHERE. There's papers, guitars, snowboards, shit everywhere. I even have a parachute in my room. That's right, a parachute.

2) I'm mentally unstable

One second, I'm having a good time; the next I'm beating the shit out of someone because I don't like his shirt.

3) I'm obcessed with serial killers.

Beleive me, you don't want to go there with me. Studying to be a forensic psychologist. Might go for FBI profiler.

4) I know too much about bombs, and making them.

I don't have bombs in my basement...

5) I hate women.

Most of the time, they're just after your wallet anyways. And too many stupid cunts want me to change.

i can get one, just no good ones yet. tonight might change, i got a hot date

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

I know too much about bombs, and making them.

I don't have bombs in my basement...

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quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

1)[b] I'm too disorganized.

I have a room that's clean, however there is shit EVERYWHERE. There's papers, guitars, snowboards, shit everywhere. I even have a parachute in my room. That's right, a parachute.

2) I'm mentally unstable

One second, I'm having a good time; the next I'm beating the shit out of someone because I don't like his shirt.

3) I'm obcessed with serial killers.

Beleive me, you don't want to go there with me. Studying to be a forensic psychologist. Might go for FBI profiler. [B]

You too? I guess I don't fit in this thread because I'm female. But women are insane bitches. And holy shit, a parachute. That's epic. The image of some totsean's room with guitars everywhere and one random parachute made me laugh.



[This message has been edited by Indulgence (edited 09-25-2006).]

1) I'm pretty unpleasent to look at. I'm about 5'7, scrawny, sickly looking face (that can change from normal to extremely yellowish (i have gilberts syndrome hence jaundice)) and have a hitler haircut. I've also been told I look evil. (even though I am generally a nice guy, dress normally etc)

2) I'm always angry and whenever i come into contact with a girl I come off as a creep or jerk (although they do like the latter). One girl (who i like very much) does say hi to me once in a while and gives me some attention out of pity, even though I do not need it or want it. I know this for a fact because a while ago asked her out and she indirectly said no ("I can't do anything this summer because i'm going away" blah blah fucking blah).

3) Women don't want gentlemen.

4) Values are important to me. Women have no concept of values. They are creatures obsessed with pleasure, they only like what "feels good", "looks good", "tastes good","sounds good", with no idea of anything higher or more fulfilling. They are extremely shallow and live purely on the surface rather than anything more than that. In the end women are lower than dogs (atleast the latter have loyalty), they are made for this shitty consumerist society.

5) I feel I have to lower myself when I talk to women.

[This message has been edited by VladimirIllyichLenin (edited 09-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:



4) Values are important to me. Women have no concept of values. They are creatures obsessed with pleasure, they only like what "feels good", "looks good", "tastes good","sounds good", with no idea of anything higher or more fulfilling. They are extremely shallow and live purely on the surface rather than anything more than that. In the end women are lower than dogs (atleast the latter have loyalty), they are made for this shitty consumerist society.



generalisation much? You sound like a fucking dingbat. Not all women are like that and as if most men are any better.

fuck you and your elite bullshit. That isn't women on the whole, that's human beings.

I'm male by the way. I just haven't completely lost hope in the human race as you clearly have... what's even sadder is that you seem to blame women..

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

generalisation much? You sound like a fucking dingbat. Not all women are like that and as if most men are any better.

fuck you and your elite bullshit. That isn't women on the whole, that's human beings.

I'm male by the way. I just haven't completely lost hope in the human race as you clearly have... what's even sadder is that you seem to blame women..

Shut the fuck up.

This isn't the "Dr Phil's wisdom" thread, this is the "why don't you have a girlfriend thread" !

I am elite and superior, and proud of this. So get on your knees and wash my feet you subman.

you're proud of being an elite patronising chauvenistic idiot?

you must wake up every morning smelling like roses.

Heh, you said, "Dingbat.":P

And that jaundiced guy does suck.

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

you're proud of being an elite patronising chauvenistic idiot?

you must wake up every morning smelling like roses.

Yes, I'm very proud.

And for your information, I don't wake up smelling like roses I wake up smelling like pine.

i wake up smelling like hash...or vodka...

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

girls say they like a guy with a "good sense of humour". What fucking bollocks. You ever see a girl date a guy who can't make her laugh, but she'd still compliments him on his sense of humour? I don't think so.

It is quite normal for women here to hate or dump or cheat on handsome decent men, and leave them for plumbers, floor tilers, roofers, and electricians. The chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing morons are having the time of their life in this shithole of a country.



5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive. Aside from females within the medical profession, who have a decent education, are intelligent, and have compassion and empathy for others, women just don't do it for me anymore.

17) I wear contact lenses.



going in order from the top...

Doesnt a "good sense of humor" mean they can make the girl laugh? I didnt understand this part

Im sure you could always pose as a "chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing moron" If you want a girl.

Dont worry about the STD's. Judging from this thread, michael moore has a better chance of getting one that you.

If you find most women utterly repulsive, why do you want one?

I think your standards are a bit to high. My neighbor is like this. He will accept no less than Mrs. fucking America. He always finds one tiny unnoticable flaw in some girl that likes him and refuses to do anything with her.

Last thing, what the fuck is wrong with contacts? I wear them. Most people in my town wear them, theyre better than glasses.

You can hardly tell theyre in, and if a girl is close enough to you to tell your wearing them, shes probably already yours.

Have a nice day.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

First of all, I apologize for deleting the almost identical thread I made a few days ago. It was a genuine mistake. I had been trying to remove a comment of mine, and the whole thread was deleted.

Ok, so I'll start us off with the reasons I'm a fag (I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not gay, but with my luck, I must as well be one).

1) The most obvious problem and issue: my mood and attitude. Severe depression, no self esteem, no self confidence, no enjoyment for life, no "direction".

2) Inability to make girls laugh. I stopped making the effort to make anyone, let alone girls specifcically, laugh, after my father died when I was 12. He had multiple sclerosis. I am not making excuses, but trying to give genuine reasons. My life lost anything remotely "funny" within it. I am deadly serious, and girls hate that.

However, I do have other issues with this point. I fucking hate when girls say they like a guy with a "good sense of humour". What fucking bollocks. You ever see a girl date a guy who can't make her laugh, but she'd still compliments him on his sense of humour? I don't think so. Women talk in code, because they are stupid indirect fucks. "Good sense of humour" = makes me laugh all the time, so eventually I get my legs open.

3) My life has been dominated by lack of control, and illness, and yes, I've been owned consistently for the last 10 years.

4) I am intelligent. Over the last 10 years in the UK, British women have officially gone bonkers. It is quite normal for women here to hate or dump or cheat on handsome decent men, and leave them for plumbers, floor tilers, roofers, and electricians. The chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing morons are having the time of their life in this shithole of a country.

When a woman says she likes an intelligent man, she is either stupid, or lying.

I'm more intelligent than most of the guys round here who have girlfriends, and have many interests, especially Neurology, but that doesn't interest women, because they are yet again, stupid fucks.

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

This might appear a copout but it's really not. Women are walking infections, certainly in my area and Edinburgh anyway.

6) I'm not over 6 foot tall, which isn't exactly a great help.

7) I'm not particularly stunning looking.

8) I am a pessimist, and enjoy hearing about people with cancer, and death, because the inevitable end to life really turns me on a great deal. Probably a result of how my father's death skullfucked me.

9) I'm not rich, and have no ambition to be.

10) I find the tv shows The X Files, Millennium, Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted and CrimeWatch UK to be sexually arousing.

11) I have no real friends. Girls don't want a boyfriend who is a lonely bastard.

12) I spend over 5 minutes online per day. Here where I live, that instantly makes me a pariah. Girls think it's ok or "cool" to check your email, but nothing else.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive. Aside from females within the medical profession, who have a decent education, are intelligent, and have compassion and empathy for others, women just don't do it for me anymore.

14) Women date chavs, and that instantly makes me think their entire sexes' genetics has been messed with.

15) I am professional Arsonist, with an 8 year history of starting fires.

16) Although I'm not perfectly level-headed, most women have the personality profile of a suicide bomber.

17) I wear contact lenses.

18) I am pale, and proud of it.

19) I fail it.

20) I'm fond of Gary Leon Ridgeway.

I'd love to hear the reasons why the rest of totse cannot get a girlfriend. If you do have one, I don't believe you, but I'd like an explanation as to why you have one, and how you did it anyway.





hearing your discription, i actually think you're quite hot.

if you'd live in the NYC area...things would be different.

damn.

I guess I'm a coward who takes himself too seriously.

quote:Originally posted by stab:

I guess I'm a coward who takes himself too seriously.

Ha. Yeah. That's me in a nutshell. Except replace himself with herself.

EDIT: The OP needs to post pics.

[This message has been edited by Indulgence (edited 09-25-2006).]

Substitute love with narcotics.

There, problem solved.

You're going to spend the money anyways, and you don't have to fight over the phone with coke.

Well, my work here is done.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

First of all, I apologize for deleting the almost identical thread I made a few days ago. It was a genuine mistake. I had been trying to remove a comment of mine, and the whole thread was deleted.

Ok, so I'll start us off with the reasons I'm a fag (I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm not gay, but with my luck, I must as well be one).

1) The most obvious problem and issue: my mood and attitude. Severe depression, no self esteem, no self confidence, no enjoyment for life, no "direction".

2) Inability to make girls laugh. I stopped making the effort to make anyone, let alone girls specifcically, laugh, after my father died when I was 12. He had multiple sclerosis. I am not making excuses, but trying to give genuine reasons. My life lost anything remotely "funny" within it. I am deadly serious, and girls hate that.

However, I do have other issues with this point. I fucking hate when girls say they like a guy with a "good sense of humour". What fucking bollocks. You ever see a girl date a guy who can't make her laugh, but she'd still compliments him on his sense of humour? I don't think so. Women talk in code, because they are stupid indirect fucks. "Good sense of humour" = makes me laugh all the time, so eventually I get my legs open.

3) My life has been dominated by lack of control, and illness, and yes, I've been owned consistently for the last 10 years.

4) I am intelligent. Over the last 10 years in the UK, British women have officially gone bonkers. It is quite normal for women here to hate or dump or cheat on handsome decent men, and leave them for plumbers, floor tilers, roofers, and electricians. The chavs/scaffs/wedges/tracksuit-wearing morons are having the time of their life in this shithole of a country.

When a woman says she likes an intelligent man, she is either stupid, or lying.

I'm more intelligent than most of the guys round here who have girlfriends, and have many interests, especially Neurology, but that doesn't interest women, because they are yet again, stupid fucks.

5) I don't want herpes, aids, chlamydia, syphilis.

This might appear a copout but it's really not. Women are walking infections, certainly in my area and Edinburgh anyway.

6) I'm not over 6 foot tall, which isn't exactly a great help.

7) I'm not particularly stunning looking.

8) I am a pessimist, and enjoy hearing about people with cancer, and death, because the inevitable end to life really turns me on a great deal. Probably a result of how my father's death skullfucked me.

9) I'm not rich, and have no ambition to be.

10) I find the tv shows The X Files, Millennium, Unsolved Mysteries, America's Most Wanted and CrimeWatch UK to be sexually arousing.

11) I have no real friends. Girls don't want a boyfriend who is a lonely bastard.

12) I spend over 5 minutes online per day. Here where I live, that instantly makes me a pariah. Girls think it's ok or "cool" to check your email, but nothing else.

13) I find most women utterly repulsive. Aside from females within the medical profession, who have a decent education, are intelligent, and have compassion and empathy for others, women just don't do it for me anymore.

14) Women date chavs, and that instantly makes me think their entire sexes' genetics has been messed with.

15) I am professional Arsonist, with an 8 year history of starting fires.

16) Although I'm not perfectly level-headed, most women have the personality profile of a suicide bomber.

17) I wear contact lenses.

18) I am pale, and proud of it.

19) I fail it.

20) I'm fond of Gary Leon Ridgeway.

I'd love to hear the reasons why the rest of totse cannot get a girlfriend. If you do have one, I don't believe you, but I'd like an explanation as to why you have one, and how you did it anyway.





heres a quick summary of the OP:

Angsty angst, angst angst, shit happened to me, I get aroused by morbid things, life is shit,girls are horrible stupid bitches, angst.

Dude...your a bitch.Shit happens in life, shit happens.We deal with it.We stay true to ourselves despite what people around us think and we make due.You have no friends?Thats your fault.There are plenty of goth/emo/indie/anarchist/retarded people out there.You are a unique individual.If people think youre weird, accept it, tell them to their faces how you feel, smile, and walk on and stop being such a self obsessed bitchy little pussy.Have confidence in yourself.You are worthy of happiness, joy, and contentment.Just live your goddamn life.Trust me, there is a place for everyone.There are people who get together and play computer games, there are people who sit around and debate philosophy, there are people who skateboard and smoke weed, there are people who tie each other up and bust out the chains and leather.You'll find someone like you somewhere as long as you change your long list of stupidities.Fuck man...what would your dad have wanted?

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:

what would your dad have wanted?

Ouch. Tat was a powerful post, worthy of the utmost respect, and you even ended up finishing it with the coup d'grace phrase. I agree with everything you just said man, your name is very appropriate.

Come on man, seriously, what would your father want? For you to mope and complain about how you can't find companionship? Or suck it up, be a man, learn from his death, and try to become a more successful and happier person than he was?

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

Substitute love with narcotics.

There, problem solved.

You're going to spend the money anyways, and you don't have to fight over the phone with coke.

Well, my work here is done.

QFT, cept coke is too expensive in Aus. I prefer copious amounts of pills and speed.

quote:Originally posted by TruthWielder:



heres a quick summary of the OP:

Angsty angst, angst angst, shit happened to me, I get aroused by morbid things, life is shit,girls are horrible stupid bitches, angst.

Dude...your a bitch.Shit happens in life, shit happens.We deal with it.We stay true to ourselves despite what people around us think and we make due.You have no friends?Thats your fault.There are plenty of goth/emo/indie/anarchist/retarded people out there.You are a unique individual.If people think youre weird, accept it, tell them to their faces how you feel, smile, and walk on and stop being such a self obsessed bitchy little pussy.Have confidence in yourself.You are worthy of happiness, joy, and contentment.Just live your goddamn life.Trust me, there is a place for everyone.There are people who get together and play computer games, there are people who sit around and debate philosophy, there are people who skateboard and smoke weed, there are people who tie each other up and bust out the chains and leather.You'll find someone like you somewhere as long as you change your long list of stupidities.Fuck man...what would your dad have wanted?

Wow. That was heavy. It kind of inspired me, because I've been bitching and feeling sorry for myself lately. Thank you, as cheesy as that sounds.

To the OP:

You have a negative and narrow outlook on the people you claim are lacking yet wanted in your life. That might have something to do with it.

This is for you ya sorry fuck... http://tinyurl.com/osqev

[This message has been edited by Lovin C-Black (edited 09-25-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Garfunkel:

QFT, cept coke is too expensive in Aus. I prefer copious amounts of pills and speed.

I like alcohol. Doug Stanhope said it the best,

"We're a big fat country of convenience and alcohol is a convenient drug."

It's easier to obtain, and I don't have to wait in a car in the middle of town for 20 minutes or worry about what it's cut with.

Coke's expensive as hell here too, and it's cut to shit.

I can't get one because I'm short.

Well here we go for me:

I'm intelligent, funny, well-dressed and well-groomed, moderately attractive, and I consider myself better than most of the people in my school. However, I'm off my fuckin' rocker and I realize this. I'm a bit nuts.... Hmm, that doesn't stop me from being social and popular, but still what the fuck.

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I don't have one. I have female friends but no GF. I liked this chick for about 8 months and I finally told her and then it got weird. We went our seperate ways for about 3 months but now we are friends....

Friends just isn't enough sometimes...

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

I stopped making the effort to make anyone, let alone girls specifcically, laugh, after my father died when I was 12. He had multiple sclerosis. I am not making excuses, but trying to give genuine reasons. My life lost anything remotely "funny" within it. I am deadly serious, and girls hate that.



Right, i hate it when people seem to become depressed, lifeless and humourless because of things like this. Its fucking pathetic. And before anyone begins to think im an unempathatic asshole, my brother died in a car crash when i was 7, AND my dad died when i was 12 with cancer. In other words, i know what he should feel like, if not worse, and that shit never happend to me. I see this kind of stuff fairly often, and to anyone who hasnt experienced it, its NOT as bad as it seems. Im sorry i have to rant about it, but it doesnt half piss me off when people think thier life sucks when worse has happened to me and yet im practically the happiest person i know.

quote:Originally posted by jewishhammer:

I can't get one because I'm short.

I have the same problem, whatever girls say they like tall men so i cant get any girlfriend at my school since I am shorter than them with there heels on and retardedly enough often when thye are wearing flats, and I'm 5'5", and Im outdone by the men at my school who are all rich (they go to a boarding school, im poor in comparison, though i go there), thye mock me, I often feel the school joke and am overweight

but seriously height to women is so improtant, i ahve no fucking clue as to why... guess it must be the primitive human cave man/woman brain associating it with power and intelligence.



p.s. I have no friends outside of school

I can't get one because I'm an elitist asshole umongst other things. Ive been told I’m average to medium hot in appearance. I think every girl is going to be a moron that I approach due to experiences I had when I was more social. I know it's not like this and there are decent chicks out there, just can't be bothered to try and find them anymore.

To be quite honest, these are more or less the same reasons I don’t look for new friends, people are fucking stupid, especially in NYC. Don’t ever move here. It’s shit, filled with shit eaters

…But anyway….

Good luck to the poster and anybody else that wants an intelligent, at least not-repulsive girl. They prolly think of men the same way and don't look ether.

Oh well, there will always be books, computers, the internet, video games, guitar, and fapping....wonderful wonderful fapping!!

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

I have the same problem, whatever girls say they like tall men so i cant get any girlfriend at my school since I am shorter than them with there heels on and retardedly enough often when thye are wearing flats, and I'm 5'5", and Im outdone by the men at my school who are all rich (they go to a boarding school, im poor in comparison, though i go there), thye mock me, I often feel the school joke and am overweight

but seriously height to women is so improtant, i ahve no fucking clue as to why... guess it must be the primitive human cave man/woman brain associating it with power and intelligence.



p.s. I have no friends outside of school

''but seriously height to women is so improtant, i ahve no fucking clue as to why... ''

Protection, security and so on...

I would never go out with a guy who was shorter than me, but i know of quite a few couples where the guy is shorter, so don't despare.

If there are boys like you who all feel like you can't get girlfriends, then the chances are that there are girls who feel the same way. If you really want one, then lower your standards and find a sad chubby girl.

Aren't there more women than men in the world population? I'm not really claiming that there are, i have no interest in googling it to see, but i thought so.

So yea, keep your head up, and get out there.

You people make me feel even better about myself than I already do, thanks!

Anyway lets review my traits:

-I'm damn hot.

-I'm very normal considering the average guy at this college plays WoW more than he goes to class. I go to RIT and the number one thing guys complain about is the lack of girls. The number one thing girls complain about is the complete lack of decent guys.

-I'm awesome

-Talk to girls when I please to.

-Go to some parties but they're all sausage fests because the majority of people

here are male.

-I have a nice smile

-I smell nice

-I comb my hair

-I'm confident

-The girls are always eye-fucking me when I'm walking to and from class

-The guys too =X

-I'm 5'11" not tall but by no means short

-Slim and have fairly broad shoulders

-I can dance, no particular style but I don't look like a fool when I dance

-I'm funny and smart

-Everyone wishes they could be as fucking awesome as I am

-I don't need others to validate myself

I don't have a girlfriend because I don't want or need one. When a girl nearly

as awesome as I am comes along she'll be mine. Until then I'll continue to masturbate to my image in the mirror.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

You people make me feel even better about myself than I already do, thanks!

Anyway lets review my traits:

-I'm damn hot.

-I'm very normal considering the average guy at this college plays WoW more than he goes to class. I go to RIT and the number one thing guys complain about is the lack of girls. The number one thing girls complain about is the complete lack of decent guys.

-I'm awesome

-Talk to girls when I please to.

-Go to some parties but they're all sausage fests because the majority of people

here are male.

-I have a nice smile

-I smell nice

-I comb my hair

-I'm confident

-The girls are always eye-fucking me when I'm walking to and from class

-The guys too =X

-I'm 5'11" not tall but by no means short

-Slim and have fairly broad shoulders

-I can dance, no particular style but I don't look like a fool when I dance

-I'm funny and smart

-Everyone wishes they could be as fucking awesome as I am

-I don't need others to validate myself

I don't have a girlfriend because I don't want or need one. When a girl nearly

as awesome as I am comes along she'll be mine. Until then I'll continue to masturbate to my image in the mirror.

pics?

the reason that i cant get a girlfriend is because there is no white girls left in america I REFUSE TO GO OUT WITH A MEXICAN

1 apparently im too racist

2 I have been told i drink too much

3 I dont dress like a nigger

4 cant get a girl because the only white girls left in america are dirty ghonneria infested whores that only want niggers wtf is with that?