My girls Vagina stinks.

it smells disgusting!

is this normal?

or is she just trying to fuck with my mind????? by not washing her stinkin hole.

douche it

I ate pussy the other night and holy moses, it was like HONEY!!

Some vaginies are tastier than others, if she's a big caffine drinker, that can effect it.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



I ate pussy the other night and holy moses, it was like HONEY!!

Some vaginies are tastier than others, if she's a big caffine drinker, that can effect it.

as a matter of fact she loves esspresso!

I advise the delicate approach in such a sensitive issue.

For example, pay some guy to walk into a room where she happens to be and pretend that he's blind, and then to ask out loud if he's taken a wrong turn somewhere because he isn't supposed to be in the fishmarket.

Problem solved.

Little things like force feeding her fruit and fruit juice will help

Things like diet and whether or not she smokes etc will have a big impact.

She shouldn't use soap to wash down there, just pure clean water.

Eating a well balanced diet and reducing fast food etc should work.

Basically, you are what you eat..

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Things like diet and whether or not she smokes etc will have a big impact.

She shouldn't use soap to wash down there, just pure clean water.

Eating a well balanced diet and reducing fast food etc should work.

Basically, you are what you eat..

Nachos

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

Nachos

LOL nacho vaginer would be awsome!

can you have a taste for me?

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

She shouldn't use soap to wash down there

That can't be right. What do you think we made it for, sculptures?!

This oen chick i know it was pretty fishy and so i just i waqs like shower time and then we shower i washed that shit out ad then ate her worked

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

I advise the delicate approach in such a sensitive issue.

For example, pay some guy to walk into a room where she happens to be and pretend that he's blind, and then to ask out loud if he's taken a wrong turn somewhere because he isn't supposed to be in the fishmarket.

Problem solved.



That made me lol that shit would be funny as fuck man.

some girls just smell no matter what they do, soap can help loads though, but it's mainly genetic and what they eat

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:

This oen chick i know it was pretty fishy and so i just i waqs like shower time and then we shower i washed that shit out ad then ate her worked

If we ignore the nauseating grammar and spelling, I completely agree. I had the same problem once, the smell wasn't horrible, but it was very, very stong pussy smell. A fun shower, a little playful soaping, and problem solved.

So my girlfriend is a dick?

Sure, Soap may help... Theoretically. But keeping in mind that the Vagina and the Eye are the only self cleaning organs so introducing a foreign agent may be harmful. Dont ask how I know this stuff, but yeah.

The colon is also self cleaning.:/

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

The colon is also self cleaning.:/

I chuckled

Apparently eating pineapple really helps with this. I'm sure other fruits do, too. Don't douche, it's actually counterproductive. Try the shower thing and if it's not just a cleanliness issue, talk to her about it delicately. If you can't talk to her about your sexual issues with her, then you shouldn't be dating her. Make it easier by asking her to tell you anything you could do to make things better for her sexually.

quote:Originally posted by Levo75:

My girls Vagina stinks.

it smells disgusting!

is this normal?

or is she just trying to fuck with my mind????? by not washing her stinkin hole.

Well, it owuld stink after YOUR dick was in it . Or mabe she has AIDS . Have a nice day : )

quote:Originally posted by Levo75:

LOL nacho vaginer would be awsome!

can you have a taste for me?

I really laughed for a minute for this. Nacho vinegar...