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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-24, 03:29 |
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 Creative ways to fap?
I have an odd one. It's advantages include that I can do it with my pants on, no lube and no burn marks, but it stains my pants with jizz.
I just create friction between my cock and my thigh by sliding them across eachother through my pants.
Post your creative ways to induce ejaculation here.
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#2
2006-09-24, 03:51 |
RogueWarheart
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
I'll place my penis inside your mother's vaginal cavity.
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#3
2006-09-24, 09:41 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
i sing something funny while fappin
*inspired by Dave Chapelle:*
"Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to mess with!"
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#4
2006-09-24, 10:40 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
www.jackinworld.com (http://www.jackinworld.com)
all the info you'll ever need about stroking the salami
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#5
2006-09-24, 10:52 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
Occasionally I like to shake things up by not even touching my penis when masturbating. I just sit on my bed naked and scream EJACULATE! at the top of my lungs at it.
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#6
2006-09-24, 13:29 |
Argus
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:
Occasionally I like to shake things up by not even touching my penis when masturbating. I just sit on my bed naked and scream EJACULATE! at the top of my lungs at it.
ah, the good old dominatrix/will-power method.
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#7
2006-09-24, 22:23 |
Bazzle
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:
Occasionally I like to shake things up by not even touching my penis when masturbating. I just sit on my bed naked and scream EJACULATE! at the top of my lungs at it.
o.o
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#8
2006-09-24, 23:04 |
woopsueypigs77
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
With an anal stimulant, preferably a highlighter. No no just kidding. Sometimes with an anal stimulant though, nothing really creative though.
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#9
2006-09-25, 01:13 |
Melba999
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
http://tinyurl.com/zykfy
Does the trick for me real nicely
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#10
2006-09-25, 01:17 |
psychomanthis
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
quote:Originally posted by Melba999:
http://tinyurl.com/zykfy
Does the trick for me real nicely
Lawl.
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#11
2006-09-25, 01:26 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
In the shower.
Put a washcloth over the showerhead, not too tightly, so that rather then a spread, it collects along the cloth and falls down as one thick stream.
I just retract the foreskin and stick it in there. The water constantly hitting it is like a strong massage. It works wonders.
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#12
2006-09-25, 20:18 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
getting a girl to do it for me!
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#13
2006-09-25, 20:25 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
I fuck my pillow and then sleep on it.
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#14
2006-09-25, 20:43 |
ADogg
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
Backhand, fetal position...
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#15
2006-09-25, 22:10 |
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Re: Creative ways to fap?
I don't have a penis, but while my little brother was staying me me, I came back from the club and found my brother with lube fucking the couch while he was drunk... I walked past though huh? and crashed to leave him to it!
stay bad
~stormy
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