My gf FTW. She woke me up last week sucking my dick, i do the same to her sometimes(she does not have a penis), but lastnight she tied me to the bed and we had the best sex EVER. Just wondering does anyone have a gf like mine.

[This message has been edited by kingofbadideas (edited 09-23-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by kingofbadideas:

woke me up last week sucking my dick, i do the same to her sometimes

Rofl, ftw.

This girl, she likes me a lot, and is very kinky. We're into the exact same stuff!

But Godinheaven, there's another girl too... and I cannot choose. Fuck. I thought I was over that.

quote:Originally posted by BluryVision:

Rofl, ftw.



There was no call for that. I noticed that while typing but thought noone would notice/care/post about it. Then i realised WTF this is TOTSE, its full on inmature people.

That counts as kinky by today's standards? well I suppose everyone is different.. I've probably gone too far into the relm of weird sex.

quote:Originally posted by kingofbadideas:



There was no call for that. I noticed that while typing but thought noone would notice/care/post about it. Then i realised WTF this is TOTSE, its full on inmature people.

Oh aye, man. You can't trust TOTSE.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

That counts as kinky by today's standards? well I suppose everyone is different.. I've probably gone too far into the relm of weird sex.

Shes 17, im 16. Need i say more

I'm glad you're having a good time, I know how thrilling it is to start on that stuff, especially with a bit of power play thrown in. I'm only young too, but I love tying up my boyfriend.

It's great feeling open to ideas and finding out about what makes each other tick deeper than just plain vanilla sex.

Not a kinky girlfriend (I don't really trust that type of girl) but I went to a concert at a warehouse once and we parked really far from everyone else...we didn't end up going inside, we just got drunk in my car. Let's just say I didn't know what I was getting myself into...before that I hadn't really had any experiences with girls coming onto me so hard, let alone being kinky dominatrixes!

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

I'm only young too, but I love tying up my boyfriend.



My girlfriend and i are both virgins (still... *sigh*) but she has hinted at this type of stuff before. i know for a fact that she loves scratching and biting, and i have a strong feeling i wouldn't mind letting her tie me up, so hopefully she and i will get to experiment around a little, hehe.

This thread is vanilla.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

This thread is vanilla.

Seconded

Thirded...And I myself am vanilla!

my gf loves biting.

not like, just regular biting, like REALLY hard... like we'll be making out and she likes to bite my lip so hard it bleeds. lol.

i bite her back though. :P

Wait till you get a psycho girlfriend who want to chop your balls off.

LOL... your girlfriend wakes you up with a beej? Join the club, rookie.

quote:Originally posted by TrueAssassin:

my gf loves biting.

not like, just regular biting, like REALLY hard... like we'll be making out and she likes to bite my lip so hard it bleeds. lol.

i bite her back though. :P



sounds like the lass im going out with but not my lip thats easy to make bleed

We both want to try handcuffs/tying up but neither myself or my GF has bedposts.. :\

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

This thread is vanilla.

Mind explaining that term for me?

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Mind explaining that term for me?

"Chocolate" is the code word for scat, "banana" is the code word for watersports, "strawberry" is the code word for lipstick rodeo, etc. Do you understand now?

I could make it less vanilla, and bring in water sports, strap-on sex, ginger, candle-wax, sadomasochism and footworship, but I think that would be too far away from the original poster's ideas for a topic.. dunno though.

hawt.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

"Chocolate" is the code word for scat, "banana" is the code word for watersports, "strawberry" is the code word for lipstick rodeo, etc. Do you understand now?



Apart from the lipstick rodeo part pretty much. Except you never actually said what vanilla meant. I'll assume it just means tame. Or normal sex boring sex, missionary etc.

[This message has been edited by Forgotten (edited 09-24-2006).]

No, I do not. Hell, it took drink to try doggy style!

I do but thats not that kinky. I mean me and my girl arnt to kinky but yea. Weve tied each other up and all. Fucked in so many differnt places, at work, at the park(almost in broad daylight on baseball field), at school, on her couch with her parents in next room(soft quiet sex under covers ohh yea good shit) and many other places. As well we tried the whole food stuff thing, whip cream, chocolate, and cherries. We've done a few differnet positions. 69ing. One day she was my sex slave and vice versa. Theres still more we want to try. Not to kinky yet but more to come as i said.

quote:Originally posted by kingofbadideas:

Shes 17, im 16. Need i say more

That counts as kinky for 16/17 these days? Hmmm. My first tastes (and second, and third, and fourth, etc) of sex in public places, bondage, lightish BDSM (in light of the things I know now ) and bloodplay were all when I was 15.

*sigh*

I miss that year.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

Apart from the lipstick rodeo part pretty much. Except you never actually said what vanilla meant. I'll assume it just means tame. Or normal sex boring sex, missionary etc.

OK so maybe I made up the last one. And maybe I made up the color codes too. But you can't prove nothin!

You were however correct about the meaning of vanilla.

Or maybe it's code for bukkake.

quote:Originally posted by blinky04:

We both want to try handcuffs/tying up but neither myself or my GF has bedposts.. :\

Run a really long scarf under the mattress or behind the headboard and tie hands accordingly.

quote:Originally posted by kingofbadideas:

Shes 17, im 16. Need i say more

Yes. That's it's still not all that kinky. Your just used to nothin. That's why it SEEMS kinky. But even at that age, it's not.

Not a girlfriend, but any of the girls I've ever seen have always been the 'Spank me', 'tie me up', 'treat me like your filthy whore' types .

I, being a gent, am always open to this.

quote:Originally posted by spinaray:

Run a really long scarf under the mattress or behind the headboard and tie hands accordingly.

aaahhh. good. neither my boyfriend or i have bedposts either, so the bitter irony of now having our own places is that we can't do any of the fun stuff.

but i think you might have just changed all that. excellent.

The current one is open for nearly anything. She doesn't like being handcuffed, though. But that doesn't mean I don't.

I playfully choked her the other day and she arched her back and moaned. This was kind of a shock to me, and I choked her last night as she approached orgasm and it was harder and louder than ever.

On top of this, biting, scratching, that's not really kinky but it brings other ideas. Public places are fun, as well as friend's houses on the floor with the door open.

quote:Originally posted by Sioux-Reborn:

...I choked her last night as she approached orgasm and it was harder and louder than ever...

If she can make a noise, you're not doing it hard enough.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

This thread is vanilla.



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