Well... my ex-friend-with-benefits type dude has managed to worm his way back into my life, again. And goddamn do I ever hate this fucker.

Story! He's apparently dating this chick that's kinda friends with my b/f and his friends. They showed up to this party last night and I guess started talking shit about me and my boyfriend, like we're broken up and that I'm cheating on him and crap. All not true. And they're saying this to my boyfriend.

Now, I don't know exactly how to deal with this. I'm tempted to just find the fucker, kick his ass and ruin his life, but then again, I wonder if I should just let karma run it's course. Also, my b/f almost beat the crap out of the guy last night but I managed to talk him out of it over the phone.

Totse, what do I do?! I don't want this whole bullshit situation to fuck up my relationship. The guy's moved from just bugging me and saying things behind my back to saying them to my face, and then when I confront him about it he pretends he has no idea what I'm talking about. Like goddamn. I'm sick of dealing with this shit.

I think I should kill him. Yes? Sorry if this doesn't genuinely belong in here, but I don't know where else I'd put it...

Beat him up. But do it yourself. Don't get someone to do it for you.

Let karma run its course - while he's focused on trying to wedge you and your man apart, he's unfocused on his own life. Karma's not even needed...his own situation will get worse while he focuses on yours, and what he doesn't realize is that he can only irk you two, not control you.

Spread rumors about his small penis and lack of skill in bed. Fight fire with fire, it's fun and occasionally effective.

sounds like a Bad Idea

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Spread rumors about his small penis and lack of skill in bed. Fight fire with fire, it's fun and occasionally effective.

I'd prefer to spread things that I know to be true, like the fact that he has webbed feet (ICK!!!!) although I'm sure those are entirely accurate as well. I wouldn't want to associate myself with having sex with him either, because I most definitely didn't.

Honestly though, I think if I see him again, which I probably will now that he's "in the group" or whatever (which won't last long, if I have anything to say about it) I'll just go absolutely psycho-bitch rank crazy on his ass and make him cry. Which isn't difficult. What a pussy. I'm surprised he had the balls to even be in the same house as my b/f. Ugh. People are such pricks.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

People are such pricks.

That's what I keep telling them.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

That's what I keep telling them.

I'm gonna start a club. The "people are pricks" club. Just because I'm cool and awesomely lame like that.

Im a firm believer in 'active karma.' I wouldnt sit around and wait for him to get what's coming to him, you should go give it to him. You'd be surprised how many problems a pool ball in a sock can solve.

I dont however, condone seriously maiming or killing anyone over something like this. Generally just decking someone is enough to get the point across.

I've been watching my name is earl a lot lately and it reminds me of one episode where he works in a fast food restaurant and the manager is a complete asshole who cheats on his wife and makes tons of money. Earl starts thinking that karma should take care of him, and eventually ends up punching the guy in the face and putting him in the hospital, where his wife finds out about his mistress and divorces him.

Earl is talking it over with his brother and his brother puts forth the idea that maybe karma used earl as a vehicle for giving the guy his karmic justice, saying that karma doesnt have fists, so it was using earl's fists instead.

Same idea. Karma doesnt have a pool ball in a sock either.

Use a gun if legal and a knife otherwise.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Spread rumors about his small penis and lack of skill in bed. Fight fire with fire, it's fun and occasionally effective.

Why should she take a break from her life just to deal with a non-issue? The guy's a mosquito, nothing more at this point.

quote:Originally posted by TheMessiahComplex:

Im a firm believer in 'active karma.' I wouldnt sit around and wait for him to get what's coming to him, you should go give it to him. You'd be surprised how many problems a pool ball in a sock can solve.

I dont however, condone seriously maiming or killing anyone over something like this. Generally just decking someone is enough to get the point across.

I've been watching my name is earl a lot lately and it reminds me of one episode where he works in a fast food restaurant and the manager is a complete asshole who cheats on his wife and makes tons of money. Earl starts thinking that karma should take care of him, and eventually ends up punching the guy in the face and putting him in the hospital, where his wife finds out about his mistress and divorces him.

Earl is talking it over with his brother and his brother puts forth the idea that maybe karma used earl as a vehicle for giving the guy his karmic justice, saying that karma doesnt have fists, so it was using earl's fists instead.

Same idea. Karma doesnt have a pool ball in a sock either.

I like this theory. Very muchly. Thank you.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Beat him up. But do it yourself. Don't get someone to do it for you.

Women can't fight for shit.

I disagree with the small penis/sucks in bed, as you'll sound immature and generic.

If he's a physical danger, get a restraining order.

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

I'm gonna start a club. The "people are pricks" club. Just because I'm cool and awesomely lame like that.

quote:Originally created by Slipknot: Here we go again, motherfucker

Come on down, and see the idiot right here

Too fucked to beg and not afraid to care

What's the matter with calamity anyway?

Right? Get the fuck outta my face

Understand that i can't feel anything

It isn't like i wanna sift through the decay

I feel like a wound, like a got a fuckin'

Gun against my head, you live when I'm dead

One more time, motherfucker

Everybody hates me now, so fuck it

Blood's on my face and my hands, and i

Don't know why im not afraid to cry

But thats none of your business

Whose life is it? Get it? See it? Feel it? Eat it?

Spin it around so i can spit in its face

I wanna leave without a trace

Cuz i dont wanna die in this place

People = Shit

People = Shit (Whatcha gunna do?)

People = Shit (Cuz i am not afraid of you)

People = Shit (Im everything you'll never be)

People = Shit

It never stops - you cant be everything to everyone

Contagion - Im sittin' at the side of satan

What do you want from me?

They never told me the failure i was meant to be

Overdo it - dont tell me you blew it

Stop your bitchin' and fight your way through it

IM - NOT - LIKE - YOU - I - JUST - FUCK - UP

C'mon motherfucker everybody has to die

People = Shit

People = Shit (Whatcha gunna do)

People = Shit (Cause im not afraid of you)

People = Shit (Im everything you'll never be)

People = Shit

Don't you just love slipknot?

Slipknot is prissy mallcore faggoth.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Slipknot is prissy mallcore faggoth.

But tell me, how perfectly does that song fit her statement? that's the point i'm trying to make here.

Anyway, just so i'm on topic, at least your boyfriend feels the same way you do about this guy. as long as the both of you trust eachother, then some jealous fuckhead isn't going to get in between you.

But just think how much closer it would bring you and your boyfriend if you kicked this guys ass together!