Ever since I was 13, when I first had chemistry class, I've enjoyed fire.

At first, I just liked burning little plastic pens, and bad music cd's in class.

A few times the teacher would leave us alone for a few minutes, then return, and go mad at us and say "OMG, TOXIC FUMES, WHO'S BEEN BURNING TEH PLASTIC?"

When I was 14, I graduated from burning pens, and moved on to starting fires in my local forest (a £13 million estate owned by a Scottish Lord). I had some amazing times, including throwing barbecue lighting fluid over the base of trees, then lighting it, and getting several trees on fire.

I continued getting better and better at fires, and the highlight of my career came in June 1998 (aged 14), when myself and my friend burned down a huge wooden bridge in my local forest.

My desire for fire dropped after I turned 15, and pretty much disappeared a year later.

However, this year, aged 22, 2 years after moving to the next village from the one I used to live in, I decided to make a glorious Saddam-like comeback.

I successfully started over 20 fires in 3 weeks, including several tree fires (these trees were well over 50 feet). I got chased 4 times, and was never caught. I destroyed a farmers fence, burnt down the flytipping pile of shit that was gathering up, and actually masturbated at the scene of a fire.

BTW, Flytipping is the illegal act of dumping stuff on private property.

I feel so much more alive now that fire is back in my life. Fire is, for me anyway, about control. I like the act of starting something, starting the fire, and adding to it. If it gets out of control, I am further turned on, because I need to make an escape. If it stays low-grade and kept in control, I will add things to it until it's requiring the fire service to put it out.

I find fire as big a tool for masturbatory fantasy as porn online, if not more.

Aside from control, I like the destruction, chaos, fear, and problems it causes the community. I like little boys seeing the fire, then seeing me, and they see me running away. It really gives me a canoe in my pants.

I've never been caught, which 70% of the time was due to my fitness, and I can easily run 3 miles to get away from pretty much anyone.

I'd love to hear from any fellow Arsonist's, especially in the USA, which I see as my next goal. Starting fires here is getting a bit 2006. I'd love to set fire to California.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

actually masturbated at the scene of a fire.



You fail at not getting caught.

Semen = DNA.

Dumbass.

quote:Originally posted by Fire_Starter:

You fail at not getting caught.

Semen = DNA.

Dumbass.

I shot my load into the fire you idiot. Do you really think even if I didn't, the police would come and search for cumstains at the sides of a fire? Lol, you fail at intelligence.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

Lol, you fail at intelligence.

You're the one wanking in fires

quote:Originally posted by Boobie toucher 2:

You're the one wanking in fires

Because I like it.

S&A

quote:Originally posted by SGMasta:

S&A

I thought because it was a combination of Bad Ideas, and S&A, it would have felt at home in SG, but oh well.

The OP may be a spammer and SG-Kidiot but this IS a legitimate topic....

Any pyromaniacs want to add their thoughts?

I used to enjoy setting stuff on fire, but never sexually... when I try and visualise the concept I imagine my dick getting burnt.

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Peter Nigger Ph.D:

I thought because it was a combination of Bad Ideas, and S&A, it would have felt at home in SG, but oh well.

Any thread with the phrase 'my sexual feelings' in the title is probably meant to go in S&A...just a little hint .

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-23-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Any thread with the phrase 'my sexual feelings' in the title is probably meant to go in S&A...just a little hint .



And any thread with the topic Arson is probably meant to go in Bad Ideas.

Well, First I'll be honest and say that I'd be frightened of you if I were to ever meet you, but I'll also add, try not to burn it off.

quote:Originally posted by ShouldTrip:

Well, First I'll be honest and say that I'd be frightened of you if I were to ever meet you, but I'll also add, try not to burn it off.

Why would you be frightened?

Sounds like you need a little Burn Girl lovin.