mine leans a little to the right.

its not unsymetrical,just leans 0.5 cm away from were i think it is seupposed to be.

(also applicable for females)

there was a big topic about this few weeks back i think suprise it died tbh lol

quote:Originally posted by Levo75:

(also applicable for females)

lol

Mine doesn't lean, but its thicker at one point. WTF.

EDIT: Left side is straight, but right has a curve to it . I dunno. Deformity? I guess...

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no not really. I only thought straight dicks existed in porno's...

I'm not sure but I think you guys with the leaning dicks need to lay off the masturbation for a while.

Otherwise, it'll only get worse.

Tut, tut...

Mine's left...weird, since i jerk with the right...

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

no not really. I only thought straight dicks existed in porno's...

QFT.

Mine bends downwards, of all things. Still, it does the job... no girl has complained... yet.

In fact, on that note, as long as you have some form of a clue, I doubt any girl is going to complain about which way your dick bends.

I think so because all it wants to do is find a nice vagina to hang out in.

Curves up and slightly to the right.

quote:Originally posted by zoomzooma:

Curves up and slightly to the right.



Me to

Mine is a straight-shot eight(7.5)-incher with a slight curve upward. I also have a mole at the base and the thickness lies primarily in the middle. My base is actually pretty skinny. My head is a ridiculous size. I have no pubic hair because when I do get it, it plagues about one inch of my cock.

Happy?

a curve does not matter. this one guy i was with had a prominant bend that went to the left. you have no idea how great it was. the right side of my vagina is the most sensitive so when we did doggy it was fantastic.

there is a position for eery bent dick that will make a girl go crazy, so dont worry about it.

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Once I hooked up with a guy who, like someone else mention was "thicker" in one area, around the middle.

it was.. wierd, but .. yeah, didn't hurt anything.

quote:Originally posted by THEatomicpunk:

Mine's left...weird, since i jerk with the right...

"is your dick straight?"

No, mine is gay.

yup, upward and slightly to the right.

quote:Originally posted by zoomzooma:

Curves up and slightly to the right.

Ditto. it can be handy in some positions, I'd say any girl can enjoy it unless somehow a slight bend really grosses her out somehow :\

My penis gets pretty thicker in the middle, almost to the size of the head. But it's a gradual curve.

Straight. But 3.8 inches...

My cock is straight, indeed. Only women. Sorry guys!

Mine is perfectly straight, 6.5 inches, but it gets thicker in the middle kind of which pisses me off.

My dick zig zags.

But it zigged when it should've zagged.

Just curves up, but thicker in the middle.

i got a left leaner. kinda like it got shot and its laying on its side

yea mine curves just a little like you cant really tell but ive never heard any complaints

A little bit to the left.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

I'm not sure but I think you guys with the leaning dicks need to lay off the masturbation for a while.

Otherwise, it'll only get worse.



You know that's bullshit, right? It pisses me off that some people believe that.

quote:Originally posted by 256:

A little bit to the left.

You know that's bullshit, right? It pisses me off that some people believe that.



ZOMG im so angry when ppl sai that!1

Mine curves downward. Weird huh?

My girl's never complained though.

I doubt there's a cock on earth that's perfectly straight.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

"is your dick straight?"

No, mine is gay.

I knew this would come up...

slightly curved up

ditto.



quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

My dick zig zags.

But it zigged when it should've zagged.

so let me get this straight (no pun intended)... it goes zig-zig-zig?

yes it is straight but for some fucking reason i piss to the left

Curves up. it's cool.

(exaggerated for effect (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v392/Twisted_Ferret/click.jpg)

Mines to the left a bit, right into my gf's most sensitive spot. I jerk with my right, I don't think it has anything to do with it.

My left side is mostly straight and my right side is curved out more. It ends up going left more. I can't move it as far right as left either.

To the left, thicker in the middle and bends up.

Win?

I uncork wine bottles with mine.

Does that make it a "cockscrew"?

Do you have a left or right hand twist?

Best make sure you find a vagina with matching twist or you will end up with a stripped thread

Mine curves up, thats about it its nice i like it.

mine's as straight as an arrow, but also a bit thicker in the middle.

I thought most cocks were a little to the left, I mean, mine's mostly straight, but it goes a bit to the left.

I hear all these other descriptions and I'm like "omgwtf these guys are deformed".

-Selah