Because you're too lazy to hit on them, but they're hot, so you wanna masturbate to their image later...

I do it often.

In fact, I'm doing it right now...

I expect very few females to understand.

Carry on.

Heck, I do understand.. why wouldn't I?

I'm just not personally very good at using images from my mind like that. I can do it sometimes though.

Come to think of it... girls probably actually do it more than guys do...

Since you won't just fuck some random guy at a party, like most guys would...

It always pissed me off when female friends would openly admit to masturbating, but they wouldn't fuck me...

I mean, think about it.. how the FUCK does that make sense?

[/drunken rant]

I play out elaborate sadomasochistic fantasies in my head that feature attractive girls who have angered me.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

[B]Come to think of it... girls probably actually do it more than guys do...



yep

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Come to think of it... girls probably actually do it more than guys do...

Since you won't just fuck some random guy at a party, like most guys would...

It always pissed me off when female friends would openly admit to masturbating, but they wouldn't fuck me...

I mean, think about it.. how the FUCK does that make sense?

[/drunken rant]

How does it not make sense for them to want to masturbate, but not have sex with you? Masturbation has no consequenses that aren't good, but sex can have several that are bad.

Okay, the whole thing seems kinda weird to me - seeing as I've never taken mental images of a sexy stranger - let alone want to fuck them straight away. Maybe there's something wrong with me?

I'm pretty sure girls don't do it more than guys do - apart from the odd nymph.

I like to take mental images of people I like.

Not to masturbate over, I'd feel creepy.

Like a little mental scrapbook. So I have a little picture of them in my head. That's possibly more creepy .

But does anyone else have trouble imagining people's faces? Like, building a mental image of their face, even if it's someone I know well, I can never picture what their face looks like in detail.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Come to think of it... girls probably actually do it more than guys do...

Since you won't just fuck some random guy at a party, like most guys would...

It always pissed me off when female friends would openly admit to masturbating, but they wouldn't fuck me...

I mean, think about it.. how the FUCK does that make sense?

[/drunken rant]

Someone get this guy a fucking reality check. They masturbate and they don't want to fuck you?

Who knew?

haha I know exactly what you're talkin about. I have a cast of smokin females in my head like I draw upon whenever I feel like a good wank. If I see a hot girl on a crowded subway train with her boyfriend, I'll just be so determined to memorise her face and body so I can remember it when I get home to jerk off, imagining me fuckin her.

[This message has been edited by SlapinFoFun (edited 09-23-2006).]

Wow, that's fucking creepy. No wonder you have problems getting play.

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

But does anyone else have trouble imagining people's faces? Like, building a mental image of their face, even if it's someone I know well, I can never picture what their face looks like in detail.

I can't remember faces at all. I often have trouble recognising family and close friends. I need to see them make a facial expression, or listen to them talk, before I actually have any idea who they are. And I mean this about everybody. The only way I can get around it is if I can put into words certain parts of their face (eg. bushy eyebrows).

It really sucks when I've just met a girl, I go get a drink or whatever, then when I come back I have no idea which one she is.

Really? That's amazingly left-brained of you. I can recall faces and paint/draw them with complete detail. Do you have any kind of brain damage?

Oddly enough, I can only remember someone's face if I see a picture of them... and even so, I have trouble. I recognize people with no problem, but I can't seem to recall an actual mental image.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 09-23-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

No wonder you have problems getting play.

Where do you people come up with these allegations!?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

My visual imagination works about as well as a Trabant with a tank full of donkey urine.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Someone get this guy a fucking reality check. They masturbate and they don't want to fuck you?

Who knew?

Ohh...go wear a bra and cum in it.

@ Zooks, I've sure done it. Not much. But yeah.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Really? That's amazingly left-brained of you. I can recall faces and paint/draw them with complete detail. Do you have any kind of brain damage?

Not that I'm aware of. However, my sister did fracture my skull with a hockey stick. On the right side...

Holy crap. I wonder if I can get a disability payment from the governement?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Originally posted by fullcircle:

My visual imagination works about as well as a Trabant with a tank full of donkey urine.

Practice makes perfect?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Practice makes perfect?

More like practise makes me visualise pink stick figures instead of black stick figures. With courage, determination, and another decade of heroic nightly practise, I hope to advance to the visualisation of multiracial stick figures. In my middle age I'll work on upgrading to 24 frame per second video animation, instead of the flipbook type motion I put up with now.

And someday... let a man dream... I'll unleash the power of my minds eye to visualise Gumby like blob-stick figures. Damn you, let me dream!

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 09-24-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Ohh...go wear a bra and cum in it.

@ Zooks, I've sure done it. Not much. But yeah.

Wear a bra and cum in it? You are about as dillusional as gadzooks, maybe you two can hook up and you can tell him what you masturbate to and then he can say well why don't you fuck me, then you both can fuck.

Problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Wear a bra and cum in it? You are about as dillusional as gadzooks, maybe you two can hook up and you can tell him what you masturbate to and then he can say well why don't you fuck me, then you both can fuck.

Problem solved.

Are you still insecure about your boobies? It's okay. They have a women's section for your types. No shame in having breasts.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

They have a women's section for your types.

http://ajare.org/photos/displayimage.php?album=9&pos=12

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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

http://aj are.org/ph otos/displayimage.php?album=9&pos=12 (http: //ajare.or g/photos/d isplayimag e.php?albu m=9&pos=12 )

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He's sad because he eats, but he eats because he's sad.

Or wait, maybe he's just sad because he's a bitter and pathetic loser?

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

They have a women's section for your types.

http://aj are.org/ph otos/displayimage.php?album=9&pos=12 (http: //ajare.or g/photos/d isplayimag e.php?albu m=9&pos=12 )

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Win!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Oddly enough, I can only remember someone's face if I see a picture of them... and even so, I have trouble. I recognize people with no problem, but I can't seem to recall an actual mental image.



Electromagnetism is the higher brain's primary recognition system - the image, the sound, the feeling, even the scent and taste of another are all attached to a memory of their EM waves. Nutcases who think their family has been abducted and replaced with exact replicas suffer from damage to the area of the brain that recognizes EM waves.

It's pretty nifty - I can usually tell who's home without having to move an inch or speak a word.

I thought everybody did that...?

Wait, are we just talking strangers here? Then maybe not...I picture my boyfriend in my head, or just a hot person I know or some movie stars...? I guess that kind of counts as strangers.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Electromagnetism is the higher brain's primary recognition system - the image, the sound, the feeling, even the scent and taste of another are all attached to a memory of their EM waves. Nutcases who think their family has been abducted and replaced with exact replicas suffer from damage to the area of the brain that recognizes EM waves.

It's pretty nifty - I can usually tell who's home without having to move an inch or speak a word.

wow, I thought I was wierd for being able to do that..

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Since you won't just fuck some random guy at a party, like most guys would...



what kind of girls do you know?