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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:05
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Default What the Fuk is his problem?

Okay... so i date this guy and hes a fuckin dick most of the time... but i guess we have this whole "love" thing going on... but let me tell you LOVE IS FUCKIN CRAP! So i called him like an hour ago... i had alot of shit to do today around the house. And hes so pissed that i didnt call him earlier... so im sitting there waiting for his bitch ass to talk to me and what is he doing? He was sitting there Textin some fuckin scank from his past! and ON TOP OF THAT...some skank calls him and askes him to go out tonight... so im STILL SITTING THERE! and he texts my cell phone and tells me hes going to bed and to call him in the moring or what ever! I mean fuck im sitting there listing to him talk to this bitch and i keep hearing her say ... oh i cant wait to see you again... i cant wait to feel you inside of me again... is this total bullshit or what? He SAYS hes totally faithful... but thats OBVIOUSLY a bunch of shit right? anyways.... what should i do? he told me to hang on and left me on hold for 5 min so i hung up i have called him seriously 50 times... im turing into one of thoes fuckin physco girlfriends... should i be worried? is this gonna pass over? or is he fuckin with my emotions? UGHHHH hes such a faggot! some one help!!!!!
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:07
slaytin slaytin is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

kill him and video tape it all
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:07
JaseJase JaseJase is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

LOL, what the fuck?

How are we supposed to read that pile of shit, learn to use proper spelling & grammar.

~Contributed~
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:07
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this is the internet, not your fucking blog.

I must apologise in advance for flaming
 #5 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:13
Crazy-Mofo Crazy-Mofo is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

You should kill yourself that'll teach him.
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:14
Misfit Misfit is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

Go to his house, unseen.

Follow him to the hotel room where he'll be cheating on you.

Wait for a few minutes, then, while their in the middle of teh sex, stab them both with a stingray barb directly in their hearts.
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:14
JaseJase JaseJase is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Crazy-Mofo:

You should kill yourself that'll teach him.



Live video it for us Totse'ans
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:16
ethical_digger ethical_digger is offline
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Kill the girl.
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:19
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

Why exactly should i kill the girl?
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:21
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Do it!
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:23
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Wouldnt i want to kill him? hum.... and the girl... that should be fun.. i know exactly where they are going....
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:24
naturalbornkilla naturalbornkilla is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Vega:

this is the internet, not your fucking blog.

I must apologise in advance for flaming

I agree. Although the situation does suck and it probably does help some to complain to totse about it. Just do it in B&M
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:25
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quote:Originally posted by Synkk:

Do it!

yah!
 #14 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:27
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

1. Buy a camera

2. Take your shirt off

3. Take pics

4. Upload them to the internet

5. Post them on Totse
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:29
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Ugh... I dont need to buy a camera... i have one already. And i have thoes pictures on my computer i dont need to take any. Who the hell do you think i would be without titty shots?
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:33
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Ugh... I dont need to buy a camera... i have one already. And i have thoes pictures on my computer i dont need to take any. Who the hell do you think i would be without titty shots?



Well, in that case....

Skip directly to phase 5.
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:33
Faith Faith is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Ugh... I dont need to buy a camera... i have one already. And i have thoes pictures on my computer i dont need to take any. Who the hell do you think i would be without titty shots?

www.imageshack.us (http://www.imageshack.us)
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:35
Misfit Misfit is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Ugh... I dont need to buy a camera... i have one already. And i have thoes pictures on my computer i dont need to take any. Who the hell do you think i would be without titty shots?

POST PIX NOW
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:37
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Do you seriously expect me to put my boobies on here? i dont think so.. not with a bunch of fuckin faggots that look at porn and wank all day.
 #20 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:37
shadow_stalker shadow_stalker is offline
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this thread is useless with out pics
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:38
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Do you seriously expect me to put my boobies on here? i dont think so.. not with a bunch of fuckin faggots that look at porn and wank all day.

Then dont ask for advice!

tits or GTFO!
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:38
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

Can someone please expain what my fuckin boobs have to do with SOMEONE CHEATING ON ME???
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:40
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Sit down and talk about these issues with him in a calm way and tell him you're concerned he will get back with his ex. If he still doesn't listen, consider finding a new boyfriend.

EDIT: This thread belongs in Sex & Affection.

[This message has been edited by Whore of God (edited 09-23-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:43
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Can someone please expain what my fuckin boobs have to do with SOMEONE CHEATING ON ME???

if you post the pics we will be more than happy to give you advice
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:44
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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Wow...someone who can actualy think clearly without involving suicide or boobies...
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:44
Misfit Misfit is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Can someone please expain what my fuckin boobs have to do with SOMEONE CHEATING ON ME???

It has everything to do with it, because without teh nekkids, you mean nothing to no one, and if you are nothing then technically no ones cheating on anyone.

So post titties or STFU!
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:46
Insanityisme Insanityisme is offline
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Show us them titties or a pic.. that would make this thread a hell of alot better..listen to me
 #28 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:47
Crash2108 Crash2108 is offline
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Are you Bitching and Moaning?

--Cr@sh
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:48
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A cave, because I'm a hermit.
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quote:Originally posted by TasteThe WeaKness:

Wow...someone who can actualy think clearly without involving suicide or boobies...



Ah..the simple joys of life.

You seem cool, MSN?
 #30 
Old 2006-09-23, 05:50
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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quote:Originally posted by JaseJase:

~Contributed~
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:51
ParisGreen ParisGreen is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

Seriously though, flames aside, why bother following the guy around at all? If you can't "control" him to the extent of him cheating on you with another girl, why waste your time? is there something special about this guy we're missing? Just let him go. Not worth it.
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:54
ILL-Kayda ILL-Kayda is offline
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Default Re: What the Fuk is his problem?

You know what works every time?

Hook up with a big dicked black dude.

That seems to crush the white male ego.

[This message has been edited by ILL-Kayda (edited 09-23-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-23, 05:54
TasteThe WeaKness TasteThe WeaKness is offline
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no msn... yahoo and AO fucking L...
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Old 2006-09-23, 06:37
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Bitch, learn English and then try tell us what happened.
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Old 2006-09-23, 07:04
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quote:Originally posted by ILL-Kayda:

You know what works every time?

Hook up with a big dicked black dude.

That seems to crush the white male ego.



No, we just get sad when white people get AIDS
 #36 
Old 2006-09-23, 07:37
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you seem white trash.
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Old 2006-09-23, 13:06
jamez jamez is offline
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hahahhah if u want him to stop treatin ya like shit maybe u shud stop takin his shit retard

btw i didnt felel u deserved proper grammar or spellin so heh
 
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