jackketch this is gonna be a legit post, so read it before your itchy finger clicks "Lock/Delete thread".

Okay, where to start... here's a good one! I FUCKING HATE RELATIONSHIPS! I hate people who date. I hate it when my friends date people. I hate the thought of dating people. I hate what dating ensues.

Why, you ask? Why am I so bitter and angry towards dating? Because as far as I see it, it's so fucking immature and stupid. Don't get me wrong, I'm not bashing sex. I'm simply bashing relationships.

I hate how the guy babies the girl like a little fucking spoiled brat. I hate how the girl constantly rubs all over the guy in public, making things unnecessarily awkward. I hate almost every girl I fucking know because they're so bitchily self centered and immature. And I hate how stupid fucking shallow guys feed them their daily dose of attention.

I fucking hate how all girls in high school that are relatively attractive HAVE to be fucking stupid as hell. It's bullshit. I hate how guys put up with that part just for the idea of having someone "care" about them.

I hate short relationships, because they're a waste of time, and I hate long relationships, because in high school, it doesn't matter anyway. I hate how they always dislike each other after breaking up - who cares? I hate how they feel like shit after breaking up! Ooh, you feel depressed about losing your "better half" - big fucking surprise, dipshit.

I hate having crushes on girls, and I hate when girls have crushes on me. I fucking hate it SO GOD DAMN MUCH when my friends date girls, because they always pick the average, boring bitchy ones. They're all so stupid for buying into this bullshit. I hate people who care more about who they want to date now than WHAT THE FUCK they're gonna do with their future.

If all my friends put half as much effort into schoolwork as they do keeping their partner happy, they'd all have scholarships to Harvard. I hate it.

I hate it when I cuddle with a girl. I hate hugging a girl, unless she has big titties. Then it's okay. I hate it when girls try to front like being all innocent and shit, when they're really cumbag sluts. I hate it all.

Fuck! I FUCKING HATE RELATIONSHIPS ARGH GOD DAMMIT!!!

Maybe you should go out and get a great girl, and maybe your friends will try to find ones too.

quote:Originally posted by Denver Max:

I hate hugging a girl, unless she has big titties.

L.O.L.

quote:Originally posted by smokemon:

L.O.L.

Dude.

A friend of mine (http://myspace-128.vo.llnwd.net/00532/82/10/532720128_l.jpg)

I fucking love giving her hugs

I suggestion: Any users in an altered-state-of-mind please READ this fucking post; Good day. (pssh, its like god man...FCJ)

quote:Originally posted by Influx:

I suggestion: Any users in an altered-state-of-mind please READ this fucking post; Good day. (pssh, its like god man...FCJ)

So did you like it or no?

You're friend is sexy. I'd like to give her more than a hug.

Maybe an apple.

quote:Originally posted by Denver Max:

Dude.



That is QUITE tha favorable boob to body mass ratio if I do say so myself!

I once heard something along the lines of: 'The relationships we have are the most important experiences of our lives. Humans, as social creatures, cannot exist without relationships.'

quote:Originally posted by Dextros:

You're friend is sexy. I'd like to give her more than a hug.

Maybe an apple.

I hope you won't take this the wrong way? I'd give her a lemon...

Just but still No! (I'm old and it hurts my eyes to read threads in panorama vision!)



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 09-23-2006).]

Dude, it's alright. We all get lonely.

quote:Originally posted by Denver Max:

So did you like it or no?

Yeah man, I did. lol

Im with ya Denver. Really with ya, I understand the hate that you feel towards the egoistic bitches, especially the ones that have a crush on you. They just cant understand when you say "NO!", and keep on calling/smiling, then they call you a pig and say you dont appreciate thier "love" towards you. And it also fucks me that they dont understand that some people actually have a life and rather be making money/getting drunk than sitting around in a park and "talking" or "dating" in some restaurant.

I undertstand having a friend, but a girl friend that needs to go to see a movie or to some pizza, because thats all that matters to her is just fucking sick.

And it pisses me off because I know that theres less than a million to one that Ill find a girl that both understands this (and me) and is nice enough, but not to date, to cooperate (parties, sex, scams, fights etc.). And I hate them snuggling pairs, just get the urge to find a heavy piece of wood and fucking bash them.

My 2 cents.

I like to be in relationships, but dislike the whole dating thing. I would much rather just hang out at his house or go to the mall or something. Dates always seem so akward.

quote:Originally posted by Denver Max:



Okay, where to start... here's a good one! I FUCKING HATE RELATIONSHIPS! I hate people who date. I hate it when my friends date people. I hate the thought of dating people. I hate what dating ensues.



I hate mouthy little faggots who decide to get psychotic over the most basic aspects of human life, as if searching for something - anything - to piss and fucking moan about.

I was going to go into my usual screed about how hatred of relationships is another symptom of our modern Fear of Pain. But you know, fuck it. You obviously don't have discussion in mind, just infantile, attention-seeking bullshit, demanding we all justify your idiotic deification of yourself.

Congratulations, junior. You are now officially one of the worst things a man can be - The Guy Who Takes Himself Too Seriously. Have fun.

I agree with you, I avoid relationships for those reasons. I also hate how every girl I know who I would consider having sex with, just happens to be fucking stupid as fuck. Who am I supposed to have an intellegent conversation with if I cant with a girlfriend? But I wouldnt be with her if she was ugly.

The only happy medium is finding a drunk bitch at a party, which I dont go to often as I am rather anti-social, and hate the whole teenager party scene. It just gets to me at how the majority of people are stupid and aren't worth my time, makes for a rather boring day.