So I'v never eaten pussy and i know a girl who i'm going to ask her if i can eat her pussy some day soon

anyhow what i want to know is basicaly evrything about eating pussy PUSSY EATING 101 if you will

Ask her what she likes. Make sure you know where the clit is.

^ what he said.

and make sure you LISTEN to what she says and not forget 20 seconds later. that's what my boyfriend does. i don't let him go down on me anymore and am forever unsatisfied.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

i don't let him go down on me anymore and am forever unsatisfied.

I have trouble comprehending that choice.

I don't give advice on this sort of thing.

Where is the oral sex guide when you need it... Someone not lazy like me link it

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

i don't let him go down on me anymore and am forever unsatisfied. I guess my girlfriend is satisfied, she always asks me to go down on her.

Take a sniff before you put your mouth on anything. If it smells like rotten fish, use some subtlety and get out of eating her out.

Throwing up into a girls va-jay-jay is a big no no.

The only compliant that I have ever had is that it makes my jaw hurt..

I'm looking for spacifics here what areas to focus on should i penetrate with my tounge tickle with it use it flat and take a big lick what?

Ask her you fucking dickhead. All girls are different.

And alot do not like a tongue in their hole. Head for clit country.

You failed firstly because you asked on the internet, a website that is full of virgins and fat, nerdy anti-social types.

JUST FUCKING ASK HER YOU TWAT.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Ask her you fucking dickhead. All girls are different.

And alot do not like a tongue in their hole. Head for clit country.

You failed firstly because you asked on the internet, a website that is full of virgins and fat, nerdy anti-social types.

JUST FUCKING ASK HER YOU TWAT.

Woah no need to get your panties in a bunch, the guys just asking a question. So sorry we're not all the apparant sex god you make yourself out to be.

And Acid, much of an arse as Gold and green is, he's right in that you should just ask her what gets her rocks off. And if she doesn't know I suggest looking up the 'tounge tornado' it's gotten me out of a few tight spots ;P

It has been a long time since I've been with a woman that I would do that with but if memory serves me correctly....You put your finger up her pussy and message the G spot while licking the clit back and forth.

Ok so far throughout my experience i've learned a couple methods here and there. The best thign to do is to listen to the girl, and look for signs. here are a few.

If a girl thrusts her hips down, she wants your tounge to move up. If she thrusts up, she wants your tongue to go down.

The best thign to know though is where ther pleasure spots are.

There are 2. The Clitoris, and the G-spot.

I'm going to teach you how to find these.

The Clit- Spread her lips and part her hair if she decides to have a hairy bundle of mess down there. There will be two inner lips which are called the labia. spread those lips and the clit will be right where the two lips meet at the top. Some lips have a hood like patch of skin over them, others don't. so are really small, and some are slightly bigger.

The G-spot- The g-spot is located about an inch or so at the top side of the inside of the vagina. The texture of the skin will feel sligthly different than the rest. The best way to tickle her right down there is to point the palm of your hand upwward, and make a "come here" motion with your finger. MAKE SURE your finger nails are clipped. the last thing you want is to scratch her and have her get an infection which leads to tenticles growing out of her vajayjay.

Now there are no real "special methods to use" there's no real course you have to follow. Just lick up and down on her clit, and put two fingers inside her (or one if she's tight) and rub her g-spot.

Go slow every so often, and at some points get close to stopping. The anxiousness will make her orgasm a hell of alot better.

When she is close to orgasm, push your tounge right up against her clit really firmly and move it around in a circle. this should drive her nuts.

Now your tongue probably will get tired so you can use your bottom lip to give your tongue a break.

A method i like to use is going to the beat of a music so the movements can be alot more random and surpising.

But the best thing you can do is start off with the basic, and then after a while pick up your own methods, styles and variations along the way.

To tell the truth, most girls prefer the tongue over the cock. And if yo have the ability to pleasure a girl with her tongue, not only will she come back to you... but she'll tell her friends.

How to eat Pussy?

First saute some onions in a hot pan and some olive oil.

Add fresh pussy and fry till golden brown.

May be eaten with a knife and fork if you are old enough to be allowed to use them or can be eaten using fingers(dont lick your fingers though, not considered good manners).

Thanks Stilleto thats exactly what i was lookin for

Crimson's Guide (http://tinyurl.com/mkpkw)

quote:Originally posted by HTS-Noob:

Take a sniff before you put your mouth on anything. If it smells like rotten fish, use some subtlety and get out of eating her out.

Throwing up into a girls va-jay-jay is a big no no.

nonono if it smells like fish,eat youre dish.

smells like cologne,leave it alone....