When I was seventeen, I got into the habit of never leaving the house and spending all of my time on the internet, reading about philosophy and browsing free porno. I would stay up all night and sleep all day, and since the bathtub makes a terrible noise when the water is running, I could never have baths for my parents would always be asleep and they have to get up early for work. Also, I was too lazy to bathe.

So, over time, being too lazy to even unzip, I would just rub through my trousers and cum in my pants. There was a point where I did not bathe for a month and I began to smell like rancid fish. I got off on the smell, but it got bad when my parents could smell it and my dog kept trying to lick my crotch.

So, I finally decided to take a shower, took off my pants and they were yellow and crusty and hard as fuck and stunk to high heaven.

Just thought I’d share that with you.

Good times, good times.

Dont act like you have changed!

...wow

It's not like I'm the only one who's done it.

... is it?

Lol... oh man that is gross.

One time I jacked off and got cum all over my shirt, then I had to go out, but I forgot about the cum on my shirt.

I went out in public with cum stains all over my shirt, and didn't notice until I got back home.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Lol... oh man that is gross.

One time I jacked off and got cum all over my shirt, then I had to go out, but I forgot about the cum on my shirt.

I went out in public with cum stains all over my shirt, and didn't notice until I got back home.

Self pwn

What kind of "philosophy" were you reading up on, may I ask?

You are a waste of fucking space to have that kind of disregard for self worth.

I laughed my ass off.

When I was at school last semester, I had about 15 minutes before my next class, so I decided to rub one off and take a quick shower.

I flip some porn on my laptop as I didn't have a TV in my room then or porn anyways, and, being too lazy to take my pants off, just whipped it out and began stroking.

After a few minutes, I released my bi-product into an old shirt or something. After a few seconds of breather time, I decided to go get my clothes out of the dryer at the other end of the building.

So I leave my room, say hi to some girl smiling at me, and start walking down the stairs. That's when I look down and notice a HUGE PUDDLE OF BABY JUICE all over my fucking pants. It was at least 3 inches in diameter and still had the fucking chunks in it. I actually stood on the stairwell for a minute or so trying to decide if I should go get my laundry and hope no one notices, or if I should go change and see that girl again.

I changed.

This is why I don't get laid.

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

I released my bi-product

That's my new favorite euphemism for cumming

edit - also:

quote: still had the fucking chunks in it

See a doctor

[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 09-23-2006).]

If this is true that is just fucking gross. Ive worn cum stained cloths but thats because i fucked my girl pulledo ut and all that was there was my pants or shirt and i was unable to change. Only thing that is cum stained that I would wear and not care about is my black bandana i use as a belt that has been cummed on at least 20 times(usually with girlfriend and nothign else around) and at least i wash it every couple weeks if I do cum in it. Not to mention that i at least shower. Wow you are a dirty fucker.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

See a doctor

Consistency varies between individuals. They're not really "chunks" as that would imply solid matter, simply more dense fluid

I love going camping and seeing my girlfriend's cum-stained panties in the wash later in the day.

quote:Originally posted by Raw_Power:

It's not like I'm the only one who's done it.

... is it?

you're very wrong.

i cant wear the same pants for two days.

and with cum stains???? holy shit

what if someone sees it?

what kind of parents you have?

quote:Originally posted by jca-:

What kind of "philosophy" were you reading up on, may I ask?

Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, and the existentialists. It was around the time I really got into philosophy.

Also, when I mean 'pants', I mean underwear. I forgot that you Americans use the term 'pants' for trousers. And yeah, I never went out, never saw anyone, slept all day, and did nothing but read and wank, and was kind of lonley, I couldn't be bothered to bathe - there was no point to.

This is sick. Completely, utterly sick.

I mean, I haven't washed my jeans in a few months, and I wear them almost every day, but this?

I think you need to get out more.

This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've heard about lately. Congrats!

OP: Congrats. You ruined any chance I had at being horny for the next month or so.

Wow. I've let my clothes soil bad before, but that...

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

Wow. I've let my clothes soil bad before, but that...

Well, stuff like this happens. Though I never had a chance to keep it up over 2 months O_o.

But luckily, I never got caught with my bi-product on me, never even got close. Im very cautious about these things...

But faping in the middle of the forest is something you all gotta experience.