I'm a mallrat, and seeing as today if friday I would normally go to the mall (Not really the mall, the bridge under the neighboring highway)

My girlfriend is also a mallrat and had simular plans.

If i got to the mall, my friend will split a 20 sack with me. My girlfriend will also be there.

I also kind of want to spend time with her downtown, but that means no 20 sack.

WHAT TO DO!?

Quick advice: Fuck her in a public bathroom at the mall after you get some of the sack.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Quick advice: Fuck her in a public bathroom at the mall after you get some of the sack.



Yet again, the wit and grace of gus.

Problem: No sex yet for us. (Rag)

[This message has been edited by Pirate.Bob (edited 09-22-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Pirate.Bob:



Yet again, the wit and grace of gus.

Problem: No sex yet for us. (Rag)



Rag? Dude, pull out the cork and shove in your dork.

Seriously, bloody sex is some of the best for most women.

But fine.. Blowjobs are always fun.

But really, why can't you do both? Get some at the mall with your buds, then go downtown and watch a movie (this is where the head comes into play. Make it a very boring movie).

quote:Originally posted by Jackketchs Muse:

I don't like it. It feels 'waxy' to me. Blood sucks as lube as far as I am concerned and it interfers with natural lube.

Ah see, I know a few girls that just cream themselves thinking about that...

Oh well... To each their own.

Yo.

quote:Originally posted by Jackketchs Muse:



eh...maybe I'm just very particular these days...



No way. You're so right. Blood makes the shittiest lube ever. It's way too much, and it takes away a lot of the sensitivity for both partners.

Never again.