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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2006-09-22, 17:49
sandmander sandmander is offline
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Default Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

Last night I went down on my girl for the first time. (First time ever for me). She was moist, but not real wet after about 30 minutes of rubbing, caressing, etc.

It was very dark and I was tired, and despite her pelvic thrusts and slight moans I felt like a noobcake. My roommate (and her ex lol) was in the next room and she had to go home as well, so I didn't exactly choose the best time for this.

But, she eventually reached under my chin, pulled me up to her face, and told me I was "probably the best boy ever" and was radiant with some kind of ultra-blissful type sweaty glow.

Next time I'll light a couple of candles, put on a CD, and make sure she's soaked before putting the petal to the metal.

How much teasing and soft stuff is too much? I want to get her extremely worked up next time, to the point of being ready to grab my face and bash my teeth out with her dripping, girl-funk smelling, sex lips.

Also, anyone else just want to give pleasure. I'm sure a blowjob would be nice or whatever, but I honestly don't even want my knarly old dong near her pretty lips. I would much rather make her cum for hours. Turns me on to some crazy degree.

So this post is pretty pointless. But thought I should post after giving my first head. Give me some tips for next time.
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:54
pulsera pulsera is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

Have you recently read a Clockwork Orange?
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Old 2006-09-22, 17:56
another pint another pint is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

quote:Originally posted by sandmander:

I'm sure a blowjob would be nice or whatever, but I honestly don't even want my knarly old dong near her pretty lips. I would much rather make her cum for hours.

So... you're her bitch?
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:02
Mr.Happy Mr.Happy is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

So... you're her bitch?

Bringing a girl to orgasm (and then again, and again, and again...) can be much more satisfying than getting yourself there. Although it does have a certain charm.
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:06
sandmander sandmander is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

Have you recently read a Clockwork Orange?

No, why?
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:07
another pint another pint is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

Oh I'm sure it's wonderful. I mean, that's what I do when I'm with a girl. Then afterwards I go and fap.

Wait, no I don't. It should be mutual satisfaction on both sides. He's putting the pussy on a pedestal, which will make him her bitch.

[This message has been edited by another pint (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:33
smallpox champion smallpox champion is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

I would be really, really stoked on giving a girl an orgasm. In fact, that is a skill I hope to cultivate in the near future.
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Old 2006-09-22, 18:51
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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Default Re: Gobbled myself some cobbler. Requesting pro tips.

Crimson Smoke wrote a guide on "gobbling cobbler" as you put it. Check the archives.
 
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