So me and a few friends are going out Saturday, unfortunately I've never been to a club before.

Anyways, here's my dilemma. I've never had much problem talking to girls, so I'm fine with that. It's just starting the actual conversation that always gets me, especially if it's a new place I'm unfamiliar with.

So folks, what advice do you have for picking up girls in clubs? I don't want cheesy lines or anything, just give me some ideas of stuff to open conversation so I know what's appropriate.

Don't forget to duck!

"Hey, I noticed you across the bar. You've got *generic compliment*, can I buy you a drink? My name's *your name*, by the way."

Step 1: Offer to buy her a drink

Step 2: Ask her if she comes here often

Step 3: Tell her your name

Step 4: She will tell you her name

Step 5: Talk about what you do

Step 6: If you can't talk about what you do then talk about how your here for the first time and that it looks like a cool club

Step 7: Talk about the music

Step 8: If you havn't found a pointless thing to talk about, find something!!

Step 9: If she shows interest she will talk about pointless things back

Step 10: Ask if you can dance with her(if you can't dance i suggest not dancing)

Step 11: After a large amount of drinks/talking say "would you like to finish the conversation at my place"

Step 12: Drive home with her

Step 13: Once at home, tell her how beatiful she is and begin to kiss her

Step 14: Go to bedroom

Step 15: Flop your cock out and make some love

Know i christen this the 15 steps on picking up a girl have fun