Ive had handjobs from many chicks, and they all suck the rear end of my arse at it. They look they're doing it right.. and before you know it, your penis begins to deflate! Like this one time, this chick was giving me one, after a head.. and it my penis was anymore erect it would tear through its skin right.. anyway she starts on the handjob giving her jaw a rest, and my erection begins to go down.. and the expression on her face said "Ahhh, what the hell? why is it going down? I better pull it harder." And the result was this red, sore, unerect penis. WHat should i do when a girl starts giving me a handjob and they suck at it? Should i tell them to stop pullin it, and keep going with the sucking? WHAT SHOULD I DO?

What's the point of getting a hand job? That is fuckin retarded.

COMEHERE SUCKS AT POSTING IN THE RIGHT FORUM

Originally posted by Denver Max yada yada yada...

In this situation, you scream: 'FUCK OFF, AND LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!!'

You should then develop a crazed expression, walk over to the corner, turn your back to her, and proceed to fap vigorously.

During the fappage, you should talk to your penis, saying things such as 'I'm sorry baby, I know that only I can treat you right' or 'There we go shnookums, thats better now, isn't it?'

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

In this situation, you scream: 'FUCK OFF, AND LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!! I CAN DO IT MYSELF!!!!'

You should then develop a crazed expression, walk over to the corner, turn your back to her, and proceed to fap vigorously.

During the fappage, you should talk to your penis, saying things such as 'I'm sorry baby, I know that only I can treat you right' or 'There we go shnookums, thats better now, isn't it?'

O RLY?

I lollererd at that.

Lube, silly.

Don't let it get you down though. Guess you might just have bad luck. Believe, one day you will recieve better than you can do yourself. It will render fapping useless for at least a year.

A new game?? O RLY tag????

quote:Originally posted by ParisGreen:

Lube, silly.

Don't let it get you down though.

Hahahhaa.

I once recived a two hour handjob in a graveyard at 3am, it was incredible! lol the young lady could bearly move her arm for a week, but I made it up to her

*sigh how I miss her!*

quote:Originally posted by O RLY:

O RLY?

I lollererd at that.

Lollerence 2nd'd

Fuckin christ.. Whinge whinge.. How about you get past the foreplay?

I WISH my chick still sucked at giving handjobs. She used to suck at it, then went away for summer vacation and came back knowing how to do it.

Just a really strange coincidence I'm assuming...

I'd just rather not know.

quote:Originally posted by casanova:

I WISH my chick still sucked at giving handjobs. She used to suck at it, then went away for summer vacation and came back knowing how to do it.

Just a really strange coincidence I'm assuming...

I'd just rather not know.



I laughed.

quote:Originally posted by casanova:

I WISH my chick still sucked at giving handjobs. She used to suck at it, then went away for summer vacation and came back knowing how to do it.

Just a really strange coincidence I'm assuming...

I'd just rather not know.

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I've never liked handjobs. I've had years of practise, and I can do it best. Any girl that's gotten as good as me at it, I probably don't want anywhere near my penis anyway.

A handjob is an intergered part of any blowjob. Unless you have a three inch dick and she has extreme stamina (and you cum in two minutes, too).

Masturbate for her, to show her how it's done. She should do the same for you. Make sure to get her to help on "clean up".

Sometimes when there playing with ur woody it herts cuz they dont no what there doing

i had never seen or touched a penos before i started going out with my boyfriend. so, when we first started doing things i was just not that great at anything really. he took my hand and showed me what to do. it felt a little weird at first and i was embarassed for being retarded, but now i get him to cum in a few minutes just from a handjob. (of course, from my tag i am sure you can realize he gets a lot more than just a couple jerks )

you've obviously never had a handjob/blowjob combination. or at least never had one done right. i've had my boyfriend actually put off sex and be like "can you just do this for a little bit more?"

I'll have you know that I give AMAZING hand jobs, blow jobs, etc. So I resent your title.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I'll have you know that I give AMAZING hand jobs, blow jobs, etc. So I resent your title.



Well, Im not saying you dont, but even if you didnt most guys wouldnt tell you.

quote:Originally posted by TheMessiahComplex:



Well, Im not saying you dont, but even if you didnt most guys wouldnt tell you.

Of course they would. Guys are selfish and want things done right. And judging from how quickly I can make them cum, I'd say I am damn good. I'll even say I'm the best!

The first time I got a handjob it was terrible, she wouldn't take off her ring so I got friction burns, and she said that she didn't want to use lube.

A little piece of me died that night.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Of course they would. Guys are selfish and want things done right. And judging from how quickly I can make them cum, I'd say I am damn good. I'll even say I'm the best!

Depends on the guy and the situation.

If he's your boyfriend then yea maybe he'd say something.

If it's a one night stand or something, some girls could be very insulted by it.

I've gotten lame handjobs and blowjobs in the past but not said anything because I figured sex would follow and didnt want to jinx it.

If you want handjobs that bad and chicks suck at it, you'll have to find yourself a nice man to get you off.

quote:Originally posted by Superunknown:

If you want handjobs that bad and chicks suck at it, you'll have to find yourself a nice man to get you off.

QFT.

Yes, chicks are really bad at it... but that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it. Let her practice on you enough and eventually she'll get good at it. Once she does, and gets the hang of it, she'll get excited and want to try it over and over again, and then you'll be one happy fellow.

What I do hate is when the girl is experienced, yet still does a shit job of it.

I once told a girl mid suck that the was shit at giving head.

I took my dick home that night without being fulfilled.