When overweight people have sex, do they get into the same way that skinny/"in-shape" people do?

I cant imagine they would stay fat for long if they would do like 1-2 hour hard core fuck sessions with sweat pouring off their bodies.

Like, do they do the whole porn star style pumping in and out at a rediculous pace for 10~ minutes at a time, or is it just too much physically to even do?

Do fat couples have as much sex as skinny people? As a skinny person I can say I have sex basically every day or twice a day when I am in a relationship.

Any formally fat people who lost weight when they started having sex on a regular basis?

Stories anyone? Info?

I remember once on somethingawful.com, the awful link of the day was a website that had sex positions for obese people. *shudder*

I'm not sure, I would imagine obese people probably don't have that much sex, and when they do, they're probably pretty lazy. But that being said, I'm not overweight, but I'm very out of shape and I still have good sex. It's like even if I'm tired or whatever, I just keep going cause it's fun! But I guess you wouldn't be able to do that if you were too fat.

*ponders obese sex*

eeeewww

despite what they may say when they perform "the act" they roll on top of each other and rub their slabs together unless the male has an abnormally long penis

Haha! Rub their slabs together?! BAHAHAHahhahaaHAHAHA!

when i was living with my cousin and her husband, who are both obese, i heard them have sex a few times.

i dont think they did it often, and when they did it didn't last long. :/

being fat must really inhibit sexual pleasure. i mean i am in no way 'perfect', but not the kind of person you are talking about. and even my body can get in the way sometimes. mainly my ass, i got a ghetto white girl booty and whenever my boyfriend and i do anything from behind it just gets in the way. he can't pound or go in as deeply as he likes. so i mean if my slightly above normal rear gets in the way, i can't imagine what a lard filled ass would do to a sex life.

oh well. at least i dont have to worry about it!

Fuck the sex life.

What does that do to your sex drive?!

How do you get it up when your partner is 300 pounds?

It's gotta be even worse for girls to let a guy like that crawl on top of them. Ugh. Just ugh.

I'm a male, and I'd have to say I'm a breeder.

I suck at sports. I have terrible vision. I can't catch worth a damn. I can fight and fuck, and that's it.

Every night, I do things to stay in good shape. I have nice calves, a good abdomen, and good quads. I bring this up simply because: I fuck chunky women from time to time. They're not bad. I've never fucked an obese woman, but I imagine it's not that bad.

I usually do all the work.

I'm sure that obese people have as much sex as non-obese people.

as a 400 lb. fatty, I can say sex is non-existant.

quote:Originally posted by MrVitrol:

despite what they may say when they perform "the act" they roll on top of each other and rub their slabs together unless the male has an abnormally long penis

hahahahaha

quote:Originally posted by MadMaster:

as a 400 lb. fatty, I can say sex is non-existant.



What if you found another 400 lb fatty, would you hit it?

I've got no idea how much I weight, but I've still got my belly... Guess I count as overweight.

Last relationship I wsa in, I did it twice a day for about an hour each time. Three times if she wasn't too tired. For five months.

The only difference was that I couldn't go nearly as long while I was sick (body was just to tired, she just got to ride me the entire week) and she commented on how my tits were bigger than hers (and likes to bite my nipples. )...

Didn't help much, though, because of all the eating out I did...

i used to go hogging quite a bit. the general issues i had was with their personal hygene.

You know that 50 something year old who has a gut like a truck tyre? I hope you realise he was probably a fucking runner in his youth.

When you get old and get fat, i hope you stumble across this thread.

Imagine of....body waves! You know when you smack some girl's ass (skinny, mind you), it makes wave.

And it makes wave sounds too!

*Shoosh, shooosh, shoooooosh*

My friend was engaged to an obese man (at LEAST 400 pounds on him!) And she said their sex life SUCKED. She said that she always had to be on top and that what he'd do is lift up his spare tire long enough for her to leap in there and get on his penis. She said that a couple of times he let go of it too fast and it knocked her off of him! And he was incredibly lazy and he SMELLED bad. She said he would get all exhausted and out of breath just walking down the BLOCK.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My friend was engaged to an obese man (at LEAST 400 pounds on him!) And she said their sex life SUCKED. She said that she always had to be on top and that what he'd do is lift up his spare tire long enough for her to leap in there and get on his penis. She said that a couple of times he let go of it too fast and it knocked her off of him! And he was incredibly lazy and he SMELLED bad. She said he would get all exhausted and out of breath just walking down the BLOCK.

She must have been a real supermodel herself to end up with a guy like him..

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

When you get old and get fat, i hope you stumble across this thread.

There's no reason to get out of shape when you get older. I know a 70+ year old man who can job 5 miles at a time and competes in local marathons.

99% of people get fat when they get old. It's just a fact, trying to dispute it makes you look like a mongoloid.

quote:Originally posted by Garrett:

99% of people get fat when they get old. It's just a fact, trying to dispute it makes you look like a mongoloid.

Oh no! We dont want to look like a mongoloid!

99% of people do not get fat. They may become out of shape, but definately not fat.

Most elderly people have weaker immune systems and develop diseases which supress their appetite for days/weeks at a time.

And also, I dont plan on having a lots of sex when I am 60+ years old, as I plan to be dead/near death.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

I'm sure that obese people have as much sex as non-obese people.

Please see my post on girls who have just lost 5 stone. This is not true.

quote:Originally posted by spinnersean:

Please see my post on girls who have just lost 5 stone. This is not true.

It really does depend on the person, bud.

It's just that there are a lot more lazy FAT people than just lazy. How do you think we all go so fat?

Ok, well, I'm not lazy. Just big boned. Helps, really.

In all seriousness, though (as if I'm ever serious), I like sex often and in many different ways. But that's only with someone I care about. Casual sex bored me years ago.

And the thing about being fat is that most of us have muscles. Big muscles. In fact, I bet my calf is bigger than your torso. and as such, I can leg press over half a ton.

Really helps when you're on top for over two hours.

I'm 300+ pounds, I'm still a virgin, so I don't know if it's hard to fuck, but I know I have no problem doing manual labor. I work with old, young, fat, skinny, mentally retarted people, and I'm the fastest, most efficient worker, there.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I remember once on somethingawful.com, the awful link of the day was a website that had sex positions for obese people. *shudder*

I'm not sure, I would imagine obese people probably don't have that much sex, and when they do, they're probably pretty lazy. But that being said, I'm not overweight, but I'm very out of shape and I still have good sex. It's like even if I'm tired or whatever, I just keep going cause it's fun! But I guess you wouldn't be able to do that if you were too fat.

*ponders obese sex*

eeeewww

Man shut the fuck up, you are a bitch that talks about sex all the fucking time, but is probably the first to say eww at the mention of what a dick looks like.

You say ewww when thinking of other guys dicks, and think it is disgusting probably to see a bunch of naked men.

FUCK OFF! You make me sick.

quote:Originally posted by Harde:

I'm 300+ pounds, I'm still a virgin, so I don't know if it's hard to fuck, but I know I have no problem doing manual labor. I work with old, young, fat, skinny, mentally retarted people, and I'm the fastest, most efficient worker, there.

Dude, they're mentally retarded, I hope you're the best worker there.

idk i want to be obese for a day. The obese experience.

^Would you like to be brain dead too?

I can make it happen.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

How do you get it up when your partner is 300 pounds?

I lold.

Glad to see CarbonB popped in. I'm sure he can comment on the sex of overweight/morbidly obese people.

The same way they got you, CarbonB?

With the dick in the ear trick.

Hehehehe... It's alright, though, wanting to be nothing more than who you are.

In fact, it's the reason we tell people like you to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

My friend was engaged to an obese man (at LEAST 400 pounds on him!) And she said their sex life SUCKED. She said that she always had to be on top and that what he'd do is lift up his spare tire long enough for her to leap in there and get on his penis. She said that a couple of times he let go of it too fast and it knocked her off of him! And he was incredibly lazy and he SMELLED bad. She said he would get all exhausted and out of breath just walking down the BLOCK.

I don't know what to say.

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

I don't know what to say.

I struggle to see why you even bothered saying that.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

The same way they got you, CarbonB?

With the dick in the ear trick.

Hehehehe... It's alright, though, wanting to be nothing more than who you are.

In fact, it's the reason we tell people like you to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Who the fuck are you talking to bitch?

Maybe you should GET THE FUCK OUT, if the information here is just to icky for you.

How do you get it up when someone is 300 lbs? I don't know, ask Shaq's wife.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

How do you get it up when someone is 300 lbs? I don't know, ask Shaq's wife.

She has to get it up...?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Who the fuck are you talking to bitch?

Maybe you should GET THE FUCK OUT, if the information here is just to icky for you.

How do you get it up when someone is 300 lbs? I don't know, ask Shaq's wife.

Aww, are you going to start crying, now?

Seriously, you're like a little kid. Bitch bitch, moan moan. That's all you do.

Why not go live there?

I went hogging a few weeks ago. One of my goals in life was to have a big girl, and she just happened to be trying to get with me all night, so my friends paid me and she took me to her room. This girl was not obese, but just chunky. She was definitely overweight.

It was the worst sex I've ever had. She was not flexible, energetic, confident in herself, or willing to get on top. Should would not shut up, and I finished her off....twice....before I had to stop because it was getting painful for her. I didn't even get off. All of the sex I have previously had was either with really skinny or really fit girls, and it was amazing. This girl was fucking awful. I'm a pretty big guy, at 6'7", 205 pounds, but I'm at least half ways in shape, down from 235 pounds since June, and I go for a very long time, so I hate it if they are over with in 20 minutes or so.

You are an...Asshole.

I'm sorry, but it really pisses me off when people are down on fat/chunky girls...

I mean as long as they're not like Rosie o'donnel fat then who cares?!

And my husband and I had hot sex (for him anyway:P) when I was like 9 months pregnant! You want to talk about someone not being flexible, you should bone a pregnant woman!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

[...]girls[...]

Oh, so what about FAT/CHUNKY MEN!?!!?

I think fat guys are sexy.;)

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I think fat guys are sexy.

Hawt http://tinyurl.com/qjx37

well first off (to the OP) are we talking out of shape, a little meat, chunky, fat, or obese? I mean because I've got a gut, but everyhting else is in relatively good shape, and I have sex just fine as for the obese people, ive got no fucking clue.

http://www.sickopath.com/fatfuck.gif

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I think fat guys are sexy.

Good.

quote:Originally posted by MadMaster:

as a 400 lb. fatty, I can say sex is non-existant.

STOP EAATTTTIIIINNGGGG.

quote:Originally posted by another pint:

I struggle to see why you even bothered saying that.



That's ironic. You chose to respond.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

I've got no idea how much I weight, but I've still got my belly... Guess I count as overweight.

Last relationship I wsa in, I did it twice a day for about an hour each time. Three times if she wasn't too tired. For five months.

The only difference was that I couldn't go nearly as long while I was sick (body was just to tired, she just got to ride me the entire week) and she commented on how my tits were bigger than hers (and likes to bite my nipples. )...

Didn't help much, though, because of all the eating out I did...

This post should come with a sick bag.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Man shut the fuck up, you are a bitch that talks about sex all the fucking time, but is probably the first to say eww at the mention of what a dick looks like.

You say ewww when thinking of other guys dicks, and think it is disgusting probably to see a bunch of naked men.

FUCK OFF! You make me sick.

I for once agree with Carbon.

Sick Boy is a very spoiled, immature bitch.

this thread is useless without pics

quote:Originally posted by naked:

this thread is useless without pics

I concur.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

You are an...Asshole.

I'm sorry, but it really pisses me off when people are down on fat/chunky girls...

I mean as long as they're not like Rosie o'donnel fat then who cares?!

And my husband and I had hot sex (for him anyway:P) when I was like 9 months pregnant! You want to talk about someone not being flexible, you should bone a pregnant woman!

Well, sorry. If I'm considering being anything more than friends with a girl I'm going to take their looks into account. If I'm not attracted to the girl physically, then something's missing. Some of my past girlfriends may not have been the prettiest in the face(to everyone, anyway), but how I saw them was attractive. Any other girl I've been with rather than that one was fit or skinny. I guess that's what I'm attracted to.

Each person will set their own standards, and while other people might think that's shallow of them, they're not going to be truly happy until they find what they want. Let people be happy looking for what they desire, and don't pick on them because they aim for different qualities.

I like good lookin' girls, and plenty of good lookin' girls like me. That makes me happy. When I'm at parties people say "Wow, she's a good lookin' girl." And that makes both of us feel good. What's so bad about that?

Edit: I forgot that the whole point was that the sex I've had with good lookin' girls was great. The sex I've had with not-so-good lookin' girls was awful.

[This message has been edited by Muscles (edited 09-23-2006).]

I remember a fat guy that was with a skinny girl. Ha he lost weight and it was put down to him sexing all the time and burning energy.

quote:Originally posted by naked:

this thread is useless without pics

http://www.sickopath.com/fatfuck.gif

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

You are an...Asshole.

I'm sorry, but it really pisses me off when people are down on fat/chunky girls...

I mean as long as they're not like Rosie o'donnel fat then who cares?!

Exercise a bit and you'll lose those pounds dear

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

And my husband and I had hot sex (for him anyway:P) when I was like 9 months pregnant! You want to talk about someone not being flexible, you should bone a pregnant woman!

That's a natural condition and typically triggers a totally different reaction than just being fat unattractive lazy piece of shit

I'm not mad about it because I myself am fat...I mean yes I'd like to lose about 5 pounds, but I think most people want to lose at least SOME weight!:P I have just known SO many women who felt awful about themselves...And they weren't even that fat!

And there are a lot of guys who are grossed out at the idea of havong sex with a very pregnant woman.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I'm not mad about it because I myself am fat...I mean yes I'd like to lose about 5 pounds, but I think most people want to lose at least SOME weight!:P I have just known SO many women who felt awful about themselves...And they weren't even that fat!



Needing to lose 5 pounds does NOT make you fat! There isn't a grown woman on the planet who doesn't wish to drop a couple of pounds - even I do.

As for fat sex, ew, that's so gross! Shouldn't happen, if you ask me. Should be a law against it...

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

As for fat sex, ew, that's so gross! Shouldn't happen, if you ask me. Should be a law against it...

Too bad there isn't a law against giving birth to a child that has an IQ less than his/her weight. You'd easily qualify. :\

quote:Originally posted by smallpox champion:

That's ironic. You chose to respond.

If it's an consolation, I was being as arse.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Too bad there isn't a law against giving birth to a child that has an IQ less than his/her weight. You'd easily qualify.

I lold... hard.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Too bad there isn't a law against giving birth to a child that has an IQ less than his/her weight. You'd easily qualify. :\

I take it you're fat then

For the record: I've never given birth so I couldn't qualify.

I Guess I'm too smart for you!

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

I Guess I'm too smart for you!

Guess again. Gus has brain power coursing through his entire body...and the bodies of others.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Guess again. Gus has brain power coursing through his entire body...and the bodies of others.

Nice! So... just how many "bodies" does he have?

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Nice! So... just how many "bodies" does he have?

the great gus has many

Marchesa, he was calling you stupid. However, the funniest bit in that whole thing was that you didn't actually realise it.