I have an hour to kill before bed. It's time for me to reveal to totse:

My Sexual Paraphillias!

But first, I will outline the history of my sex life. It is my responsibility to detail and explain why I am who I am.

Timeline:

1 - 8:

I realize many things at this time. When I hit eight I moved to a new town and tried to fit in. I started feeling towards women and eventually I developed my first crush.

8-15:

This time is divided into many women. Many women with many problems (for me)

-Morgan: Hated me, told me she hated me upon realizing my crush.

-Krystal: Knew I had a crush on her. Humiliated me in front of her friends.

-1Rachel: Fucked by my best friend.

-Jess: Lived in Okaboji, we talked on the phone most of the time. Hit on her. Met her in person, didn't have the balls to do anything.

-Sabrina: Laughed at me. Threw rocks.

-Nichole: Told me to never go near her again.

-Maureen: Met on the internet, phone sex.

Upon my leaving that town, I entered a new phase in sexuality. I began working out and going out, often.

-Kindra: First kiss, fucked on my friends couch. Met her through Jess's(previous) cousin who lived in my new town.

-2Rachel: Freinds girlfriend, fucked in his room when he was showering.

-Krista: Fucked at her going away party. Fucked when she got back. Had her boyfriend drive to my house.

-Amanda: Fingered in a sauna at Krista's birthday party. Her boyfriend died shorly afterward.

-Maureen: Told her to experiment with other guys on the phone.

My new school.

15-17

It was at this time when my sexuality began to develop it's quirks.

Exhibitionism: I tried out for drama, first year. I did well so I landed a part as the lead in the play. Fortunately, I was given lots of spare time between scenes. Naturally, this made me develop an exhibitionist lifestyle. We'd fuck on the catwalk, where only other actors could see us.

Competition: I prefer women with boyfriends. The reason being: the fact that I'm better than other people gets me off. The fact that I can fuck women and make it known to the entire school.

This time, I started fucking women purely because of their boyfriends. I will name the girl and the guy, now, since most of the guys were close to me.

-Traci/Chris: I fucked Traci in trees by the capitol, we got applause after it was over by a substantial crowd of ~10. Chris was autistic and christian. He was saving himself until marriage. Traci got me into biting/scratching.

-Krista/Billy: Fucked Krista again and again. She said Billy had a 5 inch cock. Eventually I was told to never call back.

-Megan: In the auditorium, told me not to tell anyone. I told everyone.

-Jess: Fucked her, afterward told her boyfriend about it. He forgave me for a dollar.

-Emily: Sorry, Kyle.

18-present

-Maureen: Dominated by a group of three.

BDSM(bondage, domination, sadomasichism

-Nichole(same as above): Fucked, hard. Spanked, choked, fishhooked. Left somewhere unfamiliar to her. Bitch.

-Meredith: Told her I'd never love her. Spit in her face. Sex.

-Chelsea: Current project.

I turned 18 in June.

Is there anything wrong with me?

You think you're special, different, unique...whatever you want to call it...that is your only problem.

There's nothing wrong with you, except maybe the fact that you sound like a huge douche!

sexually, no.

but you are an asshole and have a shitty personality. i don't care how much you get off on making others suffer, you don't do it to your FRIENDS. if it were just random people then i wouldn't care as much, but not guys you are friendly with.

and make sure you don't catch any stds, you seem to have A LOT of partners and it would suck if you caught something and spread it around to your whole school, you slut.

Did you really feel the need to brag about your entire sexual history to totse?

It's not like you're the only one who's ever gotten any.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:



-Krista/Billy: Fucked Krista again and again. She said Billy had a 5 inch cock.

Was she complaining about his cock, or just informing you for fun? And how big is yours?

She wasn't complaining. I don't know why she told me.

SilentMind: You sound Jealous, why do you care?

Sick_boy: Sure, I'm a douche. I know that.

Hex: I am.

Oral: You must understand, this dickhead used to brag to me like crazy. He always told me that she was great in bed. I figured I'd give her a go.

Every afternoon he'd say "I fucked Rachel the other night." He'd go into a huge description of how he did it, how she sounded, etc. Then he'd go on to condescend me about how I didn't have a woman of her calliber. He always said "Dude, double D's, you wouldn't understand."

I fucked her while he was in the shower(the kid took long ass fucking showers, he thought he was the king. The next time he said "you wouldn't understand." I got a good laugh, at his expense.

I fuck my friends women, sure. I'm tired of everyone being so damn territorial.

Nothing wrong with you in the least. Keep your sexual experimentations open. Sex is fun and feels awesome. Sounds like you know what turns you on.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Is there anything wrong with me?

Well it sounds like you may be overcompensating now as a reaction to the humiliation and rejection you suffered as a child.

Well for a start, knowingly fucking a woman in a relationship is a bit of an asshole thing to do - it could create problems you probably don't even think of.

BDSM of that calibre is pretty standard nowadays, but I think you have some issues, along the lines of what fullcircle said.

No, you're not - you're just running from reality like everyone does: you're not special, you're not unique, and you're not different. It's cool though...unless you enjoy the thought of suicide, you'll stop running and face the truth in time.

You think you're great, but you don't know love...you don't know happiness...you don't know joy - the very things that make life great. I can tell you what you do know: You know pleasure, and you know misery...and for now you think that is enough. But it's not. You'll grow bored with pleasure until you know only misery. There, you will know a broken soul, heart, mind, and body...or you will know mercy, if you so choose.

I'm tellin' ya man - you can keep playing a tree but you'll be broken if you don't accept you are but a blade of grass.

Denver Max, would you be so kind as to please remove that page stretching post? Thank you.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

you're not special, you're not unique, and you're not different.

quote:You think you're great, but you don't know love...you don't know happiness...you don't know joy

quote:I can tell you what you do know

Your statements about him are incredibly presumtuous. On what basis do you claim such insight?

Well i'm pretty sure i'd dislike you if i happened to meet you.

Getting bitches in your pants is like a game to you. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt.

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quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Well it sounds like you may be overcompensating now as a reaction to the humiliation and rejection you suffered as a child.

Bingo. Also, what Sick_Boy said, you're also a douche.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:



-Meredith: Told her I'd never love her. Spit in her face. Sex.



I know a Meredith who I did that to hehehe

where are you from?

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

Did you really feel the need to brag about your entire sexual history to totse?

It's not like you're the only one who's ever gotten any.



thats the mentatlity of the internet

(person on net) omg i get sex0rz all the time!

(another poster) yeah same here

(person1 again) yeah right u little school geek

Ur pro

I read the title of your thread and immediately thought "I dont care"

[This message has been edited by naked (edited 09-23-2006).]

If these guys were cool with it im not surprised the bitchs are looking for someone else.

you sound like a dickhead

Everyone in S+A is the same person. The same little, weak child. Most of the threads I read are absolutely pathetic. Usually, it's some geek complaining about not getting any play. Some people talk about waiting until marriage, but everyone knows you wouldn't be waiting if it was easy to get some. Waiting until marriage sucks, it results in not knowing what the person is like sexually. Life is all about sexual experimentation, among trace other things.

Everyone in S+A is so goddamned vanilla. You people assume that I'd be a douche if you met me in person. No one here has even taken the time to listen to what I've been trying to propound. I'm not speaking against love. I know what love is, and I do have the capacity to experience it. I just don't feel the need to stay with one woman forever. I've just been saying, since the begining, experiment with things!

Every other day I see a thread with some geek in it asking "should i nail a girl with a bf, lol." only to get the same monotonus repetoire of responses: "No." Why not!? People say I've got a problem. I've got a problem because I feel boyfriends don't do shit for a girl except pay off her car, her shoes, and maybe brag to his friends. If I got something the dumbass doesn't have, I do what I feel.

You people are so unconfident and meek, sometimes it makes me sick.