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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2006-09-22, 04:50
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OH SNAP!
Default To all you guys that are missing someone..

My ex was everything to me, and we even thought about having a kid so we were stuck with eachother (love doesnt make you blind, it makes you a fucking retard). We broke up and I was devestated, to top it all off she had already had a homecomming date before we ever broke up and never told me; some nigger. But you know what? The hottest girl in my school asked me to take her because she doesnt want to go with anyone else, shes also a huge model. Im talking gorgeous, she owns 3 tigers, 2 lions, 1 panther, and some other crazy animals. My exgirlfriend is gouging her eyes out out of anger. They come and go dudes... they come and go.. keep your heads up, chances are those bitches dont deserve you anyways..

EDIT: and for visual effect..

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1958/403877693lvs3.jpg

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8408/448348371ljg4.jpg

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6233/1024455493ljj8.jpg

[This message has been edited by xRadical_Wankerx (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 04:51
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Um...Congratulations? lol

Why does this girl own all these wild animals?
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Old 2006-09-22, 04:53
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Default Re: To all you guys that are missing someone..

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:



Why does this girl own all these wild animals?

Yeah, really...wtf?
 #4 
Old 2006-09-22, 04:54
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OH SNAP!
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Somethign with sigfried and roy, i dunno. But one of her tigers bit her a year about and she has a scar on her leg from it. Thats probably the most awesomest scar you could ever get.. beeing attack by a white fucking tiger..

[This message has been edited by xRadical_Wankerx (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 04:56
carbo carbo is offline
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Default Re: To all you guys that are missing someone..

Yeah, every guy gets fucked over many times, so it's good to know that girls can come and go. However, make sure that you're not overreacting and generalizing - it's not like girls are there to make you miserable, you just got attached to the wrong one.

quote:Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx:

Im talking gorgeous, she owns 3 tigers, 2 lions, 1 panther, and some other crazy animals.

That is the most ridiculous thing I've read all day. Please explain?

Edit: Siegfried and Roy, gotcha. Still pretty weird.

[This message has been edited by carbo (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 04:59
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these are her 2 new tigers.. http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/7781/itemwm5.jpg

and her lion sinbad in the New York times http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/2548/467705825ldp6.jpg

thats her kitchen counter that the lion is standing on.

[This message has been edited by xRadical_Wankerx (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 05:00
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Wtf? Seigfried and Roy? Does she keep the animals for them, or something? Or are they her two gay dads? I don't understand how you could know someone who owns all these wild animals and not get a full explaination as to why...I demand you find out exactly and then report back...lol!

But good job, she's hot!
 #8 
Old 2006-09-22, 05:06
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Wtf? Seigfried and Roy? Does she keep the animals for them, or something? Or are they her two gay dads? I don't understand how you could know someone who owns all these wild animals and not get a full explaination as to why...I demand you find out exactly and then report back...lol!

But good job, she's hot!

Her family runs a magic show like S&R i think? but in europe.. so when they arnt performing the animals stay were in vegas..
 #9 
Old 2006-09-22, 05:07
Marchesa Marchesa is offline
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Wow, that amazing. Baby tigers are so cute. I want one!
 #10 
Old 2006-09-22, 05:08
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx:

Her family runs a magic show like S&R i think? but in europe.. so when they arnt performing the animals stay were in vegas..

Oh okay, sweet! Have you gotten to play with the baby tigers yet? I'm soooo jealous!!
 #11 
Old 2006-09-22, 05:11
jca2006 jca2006 is offline
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Im the guy your girlfriend left you for.
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Old 2006-09-22, 05:43
Soda_Can_Sniper Soda_Can_Sniper is offline
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^You're a nigger?
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Old 2006-09-22, 05:52
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quote:Originally posted by xRadical_Wankerx:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1958/403877693lvs3.jpg http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8408/448348371ljg4.jpg http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/6233/1024455493ljj8.jpg



Nicely done



[This message has been edited by fullcircle (edited 09-22-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-22, 06:38
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OH SNAP!
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quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Oh okay, sweet! Have you gotten to play with the baby tigers yet? I'm soooo jealous!!

Yeah, back in 9th grade i was at her house that has the animals with a few friends, and we all went swimming with her panther once. His claws are cut so he can do much besdies bite, but the panther is harmless. She lives in 2 houses, one is a regular house, the other one is basically a zoo.
 #15 
Old 2006-09-22, 08:06
Piggy Piggy is offline
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That's friggen shibby! I wish I had a panther.
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Old 2006-09-22, 09:08
deiki deiki is offline
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Have you never thought about her not being able to provide enough food to her two tigers anymore ? RUN AWAY FOR YOUR LIFE !!!!

j/k, good luck.
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Old 2006-09-22, 11:36
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Northern VA
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Must be great to live in Vegas. Everyone is so boring where I live.
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Old 2006-09-22, 12:03
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Las Vegas NV
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quote:Originally posted by Zay:

Must be great to live in Vegas. Everyone is so boring where I live.

Believe me, it's nothing special.

But to the OP, what school do you go to?
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Old 2006-09-22, 12:10
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Northern VA
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quote:Originally posted by Byss:

Believe me, it's nothing special.

But to the OP, what school do you go to?

Move to Virginia, then we'll talk.
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Old 2006-09-22, 19:00
Belle Belle is offline
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Asshole! I'm just jealous.

Good for you dude, you're living the dream.
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:14
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Istanbul, Turkey
Default Re: To all you guys that are missing someone..

Lucky motherfucker. Congratulations! I'm missing someone not because of a breakup, but because of distance. There's no remedy for that.
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:26
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totse
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that's cool, i have an uncle that works in the circus as a tiger trainer, and i used to travel with him during the summer. i used to play with the baby lions and tigers all the time, but he's in mexico right now so i can't.
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Old 2006-09-22, 21:29
Lotek Lotek is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jca2006:

Im the guy your girlfriend left you for.

quote:Originally posted by Soda_Can_Sniper:

^You're a nigger?

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