Yea so a while ago my boss asked me to watch his house I agreed because my first thoughts when he asked was "Dude im so fucking on his bed and couch and anywhere I can" so of course the thought of owning my boss this way was appealing and i agreed.



Well after fucking on his bed me and my girl got bored and snooped a little I checked under the bed and "WHAT THE FUCK" happend, i found a vibrator, anal beads, a dildo and 3 porn dvds and a few magazines. Now of course I have pictures what kind of thread would this be without pictures. In fact i made a myspace since im quiting this week and plan on showing him since everyone at work already has seen it.

Im just curious are anal beads common place with sex toys? Im guess the beads are for him you be the decider. Also let me know what you think, do you think the beads and toys go up his ass or his girls?

Heres the myspace feel free to add as a friend and pass the link on fuck that uptight bitch should have given me that raise haha.

http://www.myspace.com/uhaulsucks

Probably his. I mean, why would he need a dildo for a girl, he has a cock, doesn't he? Girls usually keep their own dildos, don't they?

Don't be scared, it's normal.

That Star Wars Rap fucking owns.

I don't think I'd want to touch something as unsanitary as anal beads and possibly a dildo and vibrator that could have possibly been in his ass. None-the-less probably woulnd't want to touch them since...ehh that just is a bit out there.

A dildo is more common, but anal beads? That's a rare find, and that's kinda surprising that they'd simply leave them there for anyone to find.

I'd have taken them and thrown em away.



What's he going to do? "hey! you took my anal beads" lawl

or make a myspace of the anal beads

quote:Originally posted by Misery_Machine:

I don't think I'd want to touch something as unsanitary as anal beads and possibly a dildo and vibrator that could have possibly been in his ass. None-the-less probably woulnd't want to touch them since...ehh that just is a bit out there.



Well i hope you didnt think i touched that shit fuck no. Thats how it was under his bed. I lifted the matteress and took a picture shit was funny as hell. And already made the myspace hahaa.

I can't even find the words!

You have nothing better to do? What is wrong with what he does in private?

Delete that or prepare to get sued for libel.

Wow, adults that like to use sex toys and watch porn. Holy motherfucking shit.

quote:Originally posted by Jewbacca:

You have nothing better to do? What is wrong with what he does in private?

As far as im concenred nothings wrong with it but hey he should have given me that raise and not been a prick. MAybe then the world wouldnt see his embarassing photos.

And as for the getting sued for libel i took off any reference to the actuall name of him, and some other things just incase and taking off anything that would hint it was me except for the fact that i would be only one able to get those photos. I might just show him the photo another way as that did cross my mind after making the myspace. Anyone know of a place that would host that photo that way i could just send him the to the photo and all that jazz. And I dont think personal opinion would go under libel if I changed HE IS A HOMO to "i think hes a homosexual" might be more protected in constitution.

Also I do realize the porno and such is common place my main curiousity was about the anal beads. Also to get this myspace out to as many people ;-)

[This message has been edited by AprenticeChemistBITCHS (edited 09-23-2006).]

Making public personal information about someone in order to intentionally discredit them in the written form is libel.

If it was just in passing, that's different.

You will get sued.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

Making public personal information about someone in order to intentionally discredit them in the written form is libel.

If it was just in passing, that's different.

You will get sued.

lol @ stupid people violating laws

um, so you didn't get a raise. whoopdedoo. i mean, i think if you want a raise it might be smart to be nice to your boss. anyway, what the hell is wrong with sex toys? it's his damn house. it's not like you wouldn't use them if you had a girlfriend who was open to it.

Naw its not just the raise plus im quiting, and yea i was nice to him, and did 2x what i was supposed to and worked there for 7 months im quiting this week. And nothing wrong with it like I said im just curious if anal beads are common place and whether you guys think he might be using him on himself or what.

And actually i wouldnt use sex toys like dildos and vibrators on my girlfriend thats why i have a penis. Handcuffs, whip cream, cock rings, those are toys id use.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

And actually i wouldnt use sex toys like dildos and vibrators on my girlfriend thats why i have a penis. Handcuffs, whip cream, cock rings, those are toys id use.

Ah that's pretty narrow minded. If you both don't wanna use em, fair enough.

But seriously, what about double penetration? She might like having something in her ass while you fuck her. (or are you not into anal?)

Vibrators aren't a penis replacement, but that's what many guys seem to think.

Wonder how having a mark on your criminal record about slandering your old boss is gonna help you get a new job. Way to go immature piece of shit, way to repay his trust. Hope you end up cleaning the fryers at McDonald's for the rest of your life

He couldn't sue you for anything (at least where I come from). It's not libel; it's all fact. Good job.

[This message has been edited by yumpityborg (edited 09-23-2006).]

The best defense for libel is truth. Which is this case so he is fine. STFU nubs

quote:Originally posted by yumpityborg:

He couldn't sue you for anything (at least where I come from). It's not libel; it's all fact. Good job.



quote:li‧bel  /ˈlaɪbəl/

–noun

1. Law.

a. defamation by written or printed words, pictures, or in any form other than by spoken words or gestures.

b. the act or crime of publishing it.

c. a formal written declaration or statement, as one containing the allegations of a plaintiff or the grounds of a charge.

So no, it just has to be intent. If you're purposely trying to pull some shit like this (as you obviously are, without question), it falls under this category. If you're lying about it, then it becomes slanderous.

quote:Originally posted by Flock:

Originally posted by AprenticeChemistBITCHS:

And actually i wouldnt use sex toys like dildos and vibrators on my girlfriend thats why i have a penis. Handcuffs, whip cream, cock rings, those are toys id use.

Ah that's pretty narrow minded. If you both don't wanna use em, fair enough.

But seriously, what about double penetration? She might like having something in her ass while you fuck her. (or are you not into anal?)

Vibrators aren't a penis replacement, but that's what many guys seem to think.

I was talking about me and MY girlfriend, i know for a fact she doesnt like that kind of stuff because yea we are very open to that type of thing. I mean if she wanted me to use a vibrator id do it. But SHES the one that would rather have a real one to a fake. That wasnt directed as how EVERYONE should think or be but thats how it is in our realationship. And we are pretty damn open im not the type "OH anal stimualtion=gayness", ive expirmented(myself not with other guys) and its not my bag.

As for the libel what ever ill probably jsut send the picture to his phone. And fuck his trust this guys a peice of shit, you dont know him. And yes its VERY immauture im normally a mature person but we all have our moments. And i wont end up working at mcdonalds im joining the military service.

So yea i fixed it so theres no way he can get me for libel. Theres no mention of him, or anything having to do with him only way someone would know they were his is if someone tells them that.

That just isn't that funny. I can't see him being embarassed about it. I'd say that the best you can hope for is anger that you went through his stuff. Is he a violent man?

What's the point of the myspace Plus, why would you broadcast that? Would you want it broadcasted if you were into those things? I'm sure you have some flaws in life, but you don't see anyone else making a fucking myspace about it. Grow up man.

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

[B]Would you want it broadcasted if you were into those things? B]

Thats the reason actually i wouldnt care because im open. But the fact is he wont like it, and it will embarass him im sure since everyone at works seen it. I know its immature but hey paybacks a bitch. Its not just the raise thing hes been a prick all the time so yea hes just getting what he deserves.

Besides i dont see how haveing those things are a flaw in his life? The only flaw would be that he didnt hide them better.

[This message has been edited by AprenticeChemistBITCHS (edited 09-24-2006).]

way to burn all your bridges

So when prospective employers ask where you last worked and they then check up on you, you still expect to be able to get a good job?

Myspace page is gone, repost photos please.

quote:Originally posted by Black Territory:

Myspace page is gone, repost photos please.

quote:Originally posted by Gold n Green:

So when prospective employers ask where you last worked and they then check up on you, you still expect to be able to get a good job?

Oh thats why everyone keeps bringing that up shit this whole time i thought I put how im joining national gaurd in my post but i just looked back and i didnt im stupid. I know that as for a regular job this would fuck me over as a refernce but hey im going into military to straighten my life so fuck this boss i wont be getting a civilain job after this for over 6 years. And the pictures are down because I figured it best to just take the myspace down, i sent him the picture like a dumbfuck though. But after thought realized this is bad because of some other shit im not posting but yea what ever is done is done cant undo that email.

And as for the refernce all of the stuff between me and my boss was personal quarals none of it was over my performance any other employee would tell you i was great there and did a excellent job even the assistant manager. So unless my ex manager is going to lie to them therse not much he can say. Whats he going to do be like "yea when he quit he put up pictures of my anal beads and dildos because i wouldnt give him a raise after 6 almost 7 months". Besides if I do go to get a new job ill put the assistant manager as the main refernce for that job and probably let them know what happend with the mangaer(leaving out this incident). All id say is me and the manager had some personal issues with each other and he really didnt like me because I told him that if i didnt get the raise i deserved id quit and he thought i was being insubordante and decided he wanted to fire me so i left on bad terms with him.

Ok this is funny. I guess the questions I would ask would be, "How old is he?" and.. "Is he married or single, and does he live at home?"..

Cause older adult couples tend to get a little bored...

Hes marraied and i think like 35 or so. And see at least someone else finds it funny everyone i know thought it was funny. I mean we all agree its imature but fuck i didnt care about being immature.