He works at a jamba juice, and if youve ever been in a jamba juice, then you would know that it is full of beautiful girls, and even more beautiful gay dudes (hes not gay).

Anyways, he started talking to a hot lesbian who worked there, and he asked her why she didnt like dudes. She said she didnt like weiners or sometheing stupid.. Anyways about 3 days later, she broke up with her girlfriend of seven months and is now boning my brother.

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Last night the angry lesbian girlfriend( boyfriend?) Showed up at his house and started bitching him out for stealing the love of her life .She even threatened him with her dangerous "friends" who would definitely come kick his ass - LAWL

i gave him a high five and then beat him in a game of super smash bros. melee... what a badass

Are you 12?

I kept waiting and waiting for Bel Air .... kinda wish it had been.

Yay for jamba juice. Though they put too much sugar in their drinks... my pancreas is going to get ruined pretty soon.

She wasn't actually a lesbian if she could just switch like that. That would be like me dumping my boyfriend for a girl. *shudder*. That would never happen because I'm actually straight.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

She wasn't actually a lesbian if she could just switch like that. That would be like me dumping my boyfriend for a girl. *shudder*. That would never happen because I'm actually straight.



Yeah, I agree. She was probably bi, but just didnt feel like dealing with the bullshit of guys. Until, of course, she met your bro.

I can't believe that I am going to be the first to claim:

This thread is useless without pics!