EXPLODING?

I have a lot of pent up rage or whatever you kids are calling it nowadays. It mostly gets muffled by the booze, cigarettes, and ocassionally drugs, but I still feel like exploding. Not exploding on anyone, just exploding.

I'm running my body on every possible stimulant because my workload is impossible, I have absolutely no time for a romantic life, believe me, I've tried.

I'm just pissed that I have another 6 or so years left of schooling, and each is going to get harder and I'll have less and less time for everything.

I used to vent by working out, but I don't even have time for that. My schedule consists of school, homework, and crashing for a rare few hours of sleep.

Now I'm a grumpy, irritable asshole, and literally grunt all my conversations, because I can't be bothered if I haven't had my vodka and smoke.

Sorry for this bitch and moan, I felt like venting about what I'm feeling. Lemme try and keep it on topic:

When I shave my pubes, what should I be shaving? I'm hairy everywhere, so I need specifics. Do I bother shaving my thighs at all? How far up my happy trail am I supposed to go? Shave going from my balls to my ass too? I'd hate being hairless, but I'm like a fucking gorilla.

Can't say I do.

Edit: Shave it all off. I normally don't touch the legs.

[This message has been edited by Shayde (edited 09-22-2006).]

One time when I was younger, we were lighting off fireworks for the fourth of july. There were a lot and they were pretty colors. I wanted to light one off myself, so my mother gave me the lighter and a small one. And I went to light it, but the fuse was loose. And it wouldnt explode. And I tried sticking it in and lighting it anyways, but the fuse fell out and it wouldnt explode. Then I just lit the box around it and eventually the fire took and it exploded. It was a really nice explosion with lots of pretty colors.

DUde, you don't even work? What a fuckin pussy, your life is a walk in the park. Enjoy school while it's fuckin there.

A bare dick would look pretty funnyis your a sasquatch (hell it looks funny on any guy). Just a trim, then?

quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

DUde, you don't even work? What a fuckin pussy, your life is a walk in the park. Enjoy school while it's fuckin there.

Thanks for reminding me work starts in less than a month, Jerk!

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

A bare dick would look pretty funnyis your a sasquatch (hell it looks funny on any guy). Just a trim, then?



Pfft. I go bare. I never had any complaints.

Nair everything. Fuck the world!

hey buddy, i'v been where you are before.. I can't really help you the exact way I do. But I do know one thing. go with your dad, or if you're old enough by yourself to the local shooting range. rent a high caliber pistol and just go at the target. it's actually very stress relieving. for me atleast. my 2 cents

-jbt

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

A bare dick would look pretty funnyis your a sasquatch (hell it looks funny on any guy). Just a trim, then?

I suppose a trim will be fine. I'll give it a buzz cut so to speak, just a bit of hair so you know it's there. I don't care too much what girls think, I just want to do my part to help out the inferior sex in any way I can.

quote:Originally posted by JBT17:

hey buddy, i'v been where you are before.. I can't really help you the exact way I do. But I do know one thing. go with your dad, or if you're old enough by yourself to the local shooting range. rent a high caliber pistol and just go at the target. it's actually very stress relieving. for me atleast. my 2 cents

-jbt

That's a good idea. I just hope they have AKs, then he can help me out. Plus it sure beats fishing in terms of father-son activities.

speaking of, i just went ape shit on one of my pillows a couple hours ago. every punch i thought of a person that has pissed me off in life. (my computer was messing up, thus making me very angry) I then blasted some heavy metal and thought about death. now i'm pretty calm and i'm listening to Snow (hey oh) by the red hot chili peppers.