So my boyfriend and I were having sex and he slipped out a couple times and he ended up with a bruise on his penis. It's about the size of a quarter. He said that he can't jerk off because it hurts too much. But yeah, is it just like a bruise on any other part of your body or should he do anything special to take care of it? I looked around on the internet a bit, but I couldn't really find anything, and I don't want to look at pictures of other bruised dicks, lol. Thanks in advance.

Soooo...I'm not getting how he got the bruise,

Where on his penis is it?

He rammed it into your bone, didn't he?

It's cause he slipped out, but was still thrusting so he jammed it...I dunno, against my pubic bone? Not inside me, anyway.

It's near the base of his shaft.

He should have put ice on it ASAP. 30 minutes on, 30 minutes off.

Constricts the blood vessels, so less bleeding. Although useless outside of 24 hours.

Send my condolences

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



He should have put ice on it ASAP. 30 minutes on, 30 minutes off.

Constricts the blood vessels, so less bleeding. Although useless outside of 24 hours.

*eep*

Will he be okay though? He says it's gotten a bit smaller and a bit lighter since he's left.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

*eep*

Will he be okay though? He says it's gotten a bit smaller and a bit lighter since he's left.

He'll be absolutely fine, but he'll be sore for a while.

(Don't worry, you might be getting oral for ages!)

He'll be all right in a few days. Lol I bet he'll pay more attention next time.

Okay, thanks guys, I feel better now.

I told him I'd kiss it better when I see him, lol.

You left him with something to remember you by.

Edit: Marking your territory to the extreme. If you did that every time he visits...he could never cheat on you.

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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You left him with something to remember you by.

Edit: Marking your territory to the extreme. If you did that every time he visits...he could never cheat on you.



Haha! I like how you think!

tell your boyfriend to go to the doctor as soon as possible, that bruise could become permenant.

http://tinyurl.com/r9yrn

maybe you could post a pic

Probably the best thing you can do for him is to lick and gently kiss the affected area as often as possible over the course of the next two or three weeks.

Seriously, significant damage can be imparted upon the male member from the ole "oops, missed the hole" accident during vigorous mating sessions.

Best preventative measure is to figure out just how far out the old 'in and out' can go before it is all the way out.

Okay, okay... finding a position where you can both watch it go all the way in and then all the way out can be among the best there is, you still need to be familiar and comfortable with a situation where missed targets are not a health issue.

quote:Originally posted by phmeworp:

Okay, okay... finding a position where you can both watch it go all the way in and then all the way out can be among the best there is, you still need to be familiar and comfortable with a situation where missed targets are not a health issue.

Yeah, we're usually okay in this area but he was going really fast because his sister was waiting for us, so we only had a few minutes, lol.

Edit - I think I'll take him to the clinic if it's not better when I see him. But he said it's a bit better already, so hopefully he'll be okay.

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quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

Send my condolences

*squints face in pain* I've done that before. It's really funny too, because you think you're being really intense and horny, going all hard like that, then you just jam your penis into a bone and hurt it. double owch.

Get your pubic bone removed.

quote:Originally posted by Marchesa:

Get your pubic bone removed.

Uh...

Get him a strap-on. A Huge one!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Get him a strap-on. A Huge one!

He could do DP on her. I wouldn't mind the picz btw.

Because there's nothing really valuable that I need to say, I'll just say this:

That is *so* fucked up.

I were all, like reading, on MDN WaiWai about 40 sumpin women moonlighting as 'Delivery Health Workers'? They'd started by Googin' 'High paying part-time work' (hookin'). In Japan when youse do's that apparently you get sites that have animations showing what kind of stuff you'd be doing?

One thing is called 'Sumata'...well here...

hat, asks Asahi Geino (9/14), do these three gals have in common, aside from being in their 40s and looking after other people's children? The answer is that they all moonlight for "delivery health" businesses, which in Japan is a euphemism for outcall sex services performed in hotels or at the customer's home.

Asahi Geino brought the three women together to conduct a panel discussion, in which they shared their thoughts and experiences concerning these lucrative moonlighting activities.

All three women told the magazine they found their jobs via the internet.

"I entered the keywords 'kou shuunyuu baito' (high-paying part-type work, a euphemism for sex-related services) into a search engine," says Akiko.

"Since I didn't have any prior experience in this kind of work, I didn't know what the interviewer was talking about when he said 'sumata,'" Sayoko recalls with a smile. "Even now there are still plenty of specialized terms I don't understand."

For readers unfamiliar with this term, "sumata," literally 'real crotch,' is a popular service in which the woman straddles her customer and brings him to orgasm by sliding her lubricated labia majora along the shaft of his penis, without actual penetration.

Try that! You naughty girl.

Moonmeister is awesome. He just stole this thread.

quote:Originally posted by Byss:

No...I had this happen. It REALLY hurts. Yeah...it'll be kind of shrunken and stuff for a while. Just have him sleep on his back and put like heat packs on it. I KNOW this sounds stupid, but during that time, if you wrap up your package in socks (work with me here)...it prevents it from getting further smashed and stuff.

I too, send my condolences...It takes about 2 weeks to work itself out.

Good luck, Sicky.

CaspeR

Leech BJ ASAP.

Just come out and say that it's a love bite 'public bone' who's ever heard of that haha.

j/k

quote:

For readers unfamiliar with this term, "sumata," literally 'real crotch,' is a popular service in which the woman straddles her customer and brings him to orgasm by sliding her lubricated labia majora along the shaft of his penis, without actual penetration.

Try that! You naughty girl.[/B]

OMG! I do that to my husband sometimes, like if I'm still too sore for actual sex!

And we thought we were the only ones...:P

Labia of Steel.

I am very familiar with this problem, the absolute best solution for any penile bruising is to soak it in cider.

I cooked a turkey in apple cider last Thanksgiving.

http://tinyurl.com/fwas2

Xiao, you need to sound out the phrase "soak it in cider" phoneticly.



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I'm sorry...I'm not from your country!:P

sounds like he wants you to kiss his boo-boo

he will be fine in a few days

I am either being pwned or totseans have lost their ability to read phoneticly

quote:Originally posted by tenguy:

I am either being pwned or totseans have lost their ability to read phoneticly



"Soak it inside her." = Soak it in cider.

I got it, I was just trying to detract from the fact that I didn't before...As it made me feel stoopid!:P

http://tinyurl.com/onz3j

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You left him with something to remember you by.

Edit: Marking your territory to the extreme. If you did that every time he visits...he could never cheat on you.





lmao nice

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I got it, I was just trying to detract from the fact that I didn't before...As it made me feel stoopid!:P

http://tinyurl.com/onz3j



Actually I am the one who feels stupid.

It is a cardinal rule to never, ever explain your punchlines and I went and did it, my bad.





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quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

Because there's nothing really valuable that I need to say, I'll just say this:

That is *so* fucked up.

Aw, I <3 you!

I've jammed my dick a couple times when my fiance was riding me and got a little carried away. Now, I keep my hands just behind her to keep her from shifting too far back.

If you heard a loud pop, or snap type noise, he should go and see a doctor asap to make sure internal damage wasn't done. If the walls inside the penis rupture, you need surgery to fix it. If he's not practically in tears, I'm sure it's just a minor bruise and it will heal with time.

There's supposed to be busted nuts?

Not busted shafts, 'k?

w00t, sprained penis. I hate that.

Tell him to rub it. Sounds bad, but it works on any bruise. Starts the blood movin' and the damage goes away faster. Plus, it rubbing it creates a pain barrier (used to more pain) so you won't feel it afterward.

How about she rubs it for him?

Or better yet, sucks and licks it for him?

I'm sure that'll get a LOT of blood flowing.

Didn't know you could sprain your penis? To whoever said that.

Didn't know there were tendons or joints around your dick either...

Bruised dick? And this requires a thread? It's a bruise, your dick is tissue, it bruises just like any other part of your body when blood cells burst. Get fucking over it.

once i move up to canada next year, im going to make it a point to avoid you..

never n all my years have i ever seen/had a bruised penis...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Aw, I <3 you!

Gus is such a perv .

I had my pubic bone bruised from my friend riding in an awkward position. I could barely sit and lay on my stomach. I can not imagine how a bruised penis would feel.

Then again at the time it did hurt...so mostly my fault for not telling her to re-position herself.

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quote:Originally posted by outsmartyouwithignorance:

once i move up to canada next year, im going to make it a point to avoid you..

never n all my years have i ever seen/had a bruised penis...

Haha, don't flatter yourself! Besides, he did it to himself!

He went to the doctor today (cause he was sick) and asked him about it. I asked what the doctor said, and my boyfriend was like "Don't have such freaky sex!"

It was pretty funny. But I guess you had to be there, lol.

But yeah, he's going to be fine.

^Good, because I was praying for him! Yea.....

Well...that's what he gets for ridin' dirty.

Look on the bright side. It didn't get broken, did it?

"The new guy"

I find that locking my ankles in hers greatly reduces slipping out during rapid, full-stroke intercourse.

quote:Originally posted by nicky69:

tell your boyfriend to go to the doctor as soon as possible, that bruise could become permenant.

I endorse this lie for possible entertainment value.

Hopefully he has a female doctor...