So this chick starts talking to me out of nowhere, and we end up talking to each other on MSN. Basically, everytime I sign in, she messages me.

Now the thing is, she has a boyfriend and a kid, so as soon as she mentioned that, she was put directly into the friend zone (AKA: we will never date - zone).

Then this happens:

(PS: I find posting chat conversations just as annoying as the next person, so I cleaned it up as much as possible. My talking is italicized, hers is regular.)

she says: ur soo sweet

she says: to bad i wasnt single

I say: yeah I know

she says: awww

she says: u would date me or get to no me if i was single

I say: yeah obviously

she says: oh i never new that

I say: what would make you think otherwise?

she says: what u mean

I say: I dunno, nevermind

she says: tell me please

I say: what I meant to say was... if you were single.. I would have probably asked you out from the beginning

I say: but you aren't

I say: so I didn't

she says: i never new that u thought that way about me

I say: at first yeah

I say: but you're taken

I say: so not anymore

she says: awwww ur to cute well i thought u were hot thats why i wonted to start talking to u

I say: well thank you... I guess.. but if you have a boyfriend and a kid and all...

I say: I dunno, I guess I just don't really understand it from your perspective

I say: as I don't have a girlfriend and a kid

she says: its all good

she says: would u get involved with a gurl if she had a kid

I say: I really don't know

I say: I guess it all depends

Truth be told, there is no fucking WAY I would get with a girl with a kid. Fuck that.

I feel that I'm not really leading her on though, as she has a boyfriend. I'm really just saying these things to be nice, and to flatter her ego.

What I'm worried about now though, is that maybe she actually wants to get with me...

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

She's got a kid and a boyfriend that she really doesnt seem too attached too. You said you don't want to get involved with her. Try not to lead her on, I mean she probably already has enough crap to deal with.

She sounds like a keeper.

The answer is a simple, "I couldn't do that to myself, you, your baby, or the father."

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Cocaine is a powerful drug.

Not for me it isn't. I was born with some fucked up immunity to Cocaine.

It sucks. I can do like 1/4 gram in one line and it'll do nothing at all to me.

That DOES suck!

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:



It sucks. I can do like 1/4 gram in one line and it'll do nothing at all to me.



That's not very much...

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

That's not very much...

Well my friends were all amazed at how I could do so much.

Maybe it's really good coke... either that, or my friends are pussies (they do like... toothpick size lines).

A half gram will last them all night.

A half gram will last me 10 minutes.

Maybe I do get high.. but I just don't like the high.

http://tinyurl.com/qalka

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Well my friends were all amazed at how I could do so much.

Maybe it's really good coke... either that, or my friends are pussies (they do like... toothpick size lines).

A half gram will last them all night.

A half gram will last me 10 minutes.

Maybe I do get high.. but I just don't like the high.

You're probably right. It took me quite a while to appreciate the high, maybe you just didn't give it enough of a chance? lol!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

http://tinyurl.com/qalka

LOL. I lol'd pretty hard at that.

Now I have to check the ceiling AS WELL as the closet and under the bed before I masturbate.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

You're probably right. It took me quite a while to appreciate the high, maybe you just didn't give it enough of a chance? lol!

Actually I used to be able to get high on it. But despite the fact that I've only done it like 30 times in my life, I already have this super-tolerance that won't go away.

I think it might be a chemical imbalance in my brain...

Because I get the side effects like crazy.

I get really paranoid and kinda twitchy, but I don't feel good at all.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Well my friends were all amazed at how I could do so much.

Maybe it's really good coke... either that, or my friends are pussies (they do like... toothpick size lines).

A half gram will last them all night.

A half gram will last me 10 minutes.

Maybe I do get high.. but I just don't like the high.

half a gram will last them a whole night?

godDAYME!

I can hear the air escaping out of her vagina.