A girlfriend who sucks your cock while you're posting on Totse. haha.

Discuss some cool things your girlfriend has done for you.

Shes so fucking cool shes actually not existed for me.

If I was being fellated during totse time, I wouldn't be able to concentrate enough to wow the people of HB with my electric wit.

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

If I was being fellated during totse time, I wouldn't be able to concentrate enough to wow the people of HB with my electric wit.

i loled.

Really GREAT thread



IBL

quote:Originally posted by RevolutionNov7th:

If I was being fellated during totse time, I wouldn't be able to concentrate enough to wow the people of HB with my electric wit.

You aren't able to do that when you aren't being fellated.

PWNZORDED!!

...Ahem, seriously, OP, did you really get blown while you were on totse?

How did you manage that? Do you have a labtop PC or something?

[This message has been edited by ajardoor (edited 09-21-2006).]

shared weed and beer with me

Yeah, my girlfriend is always playing with or sucking my cock.

In the car, at the dinner table, movies, watching tv, surfing the net, watching porn. Sometimes she gets completely naked in the passenger seat and starts masturbating till I pull over. She also cleans up for me, washes my clothes, and even lays out my clothes for me when we are going out. When we shower, she usually washes me and sucks my dick a little and fondles me when she's washing. The best is when I wake up and she reaches around and starts tugging me, and then goes down on me.

I treat her very well, and she returns the favour for me all the time. It's amazing how much you get when you ask for nothing.

quote:Originally posted by easeoflife22:

Yeah, my girlfriend is always playing with or sucking my cock.

In the car, at the dinner table, movies, watching tv, surfing the net, watching porn. Sometimes she gets completely naked in the passenger seat and starts masturbating till I pull over. She also cleans up for me, washes my clothes, and even lays out my clothes for me when we are going out. When we shower, she usually washes me and sucks my dick a little and fondles me when she's washing. The best is when I wake up and she reaches around and starts tugging me, and then goes down on me.

I treat her very well, and she returns the favour for me all the time. It's amazing how much you get when you ask for nothing.

With the exception of the clothes cleaning bit, and the naked in the passenger seat bit, by ex missus pretty much did all that other stuff. Not particularly easy to drive when you're copping head.

And you know what? It actually got boring. I hate to say it, but it kinda did. There's only so many times you can do the whole oh-my-god- i'm-being- blown-whil e-driving/ watch-a-mo vie/surfin g-the-net/ being-woke n-up-by-it etc. And oral sex should never end up getting boring.

That's why I only go down on my husband once every seven years!:P

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

That's why I only go down on my husband once every seven years!:P

i feel sorry for your husband.

My boyfriend goes down on me when I post on totse.. not that I am never off the internet, but he might just come into the room when I'm doing that.

quote:Originally posted by easeoflife22:

Yeah, my girlfriend is always playing with or sucking my cock.

In the car, at the dinner table, movies, watching tv, surfing the net, watching porn. Sometimes she gets completely naked in the passenger seat and starts masturbating till I pull over. She also cleans up for me, washes my clothes, and even lays out my clothes for me when we are going out. When we shower, she usually washes me and sucks my dick a little and fondles me when she's washing. The best is when I wake up and she reaches around and starts tugging me, and then goes down on me.

I treat her very well, and she returns the favour for me all the time. It's amazing how much you get when you ask for nothing.

WOW YOU HAVE PLAYED YOUR CARDS.........VERY VERY WELL gratz man lmao it reminds me of some sort of slave though lol

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

That's why I only go down on my husband once every seven years!:P

being as large as he is, does he even enjoy oral? cause i mean, probably only half can fit in your mouth. unless youre like a sword swallower or something...

Heh, He mainly likes it when I attempt to deeptroat it...Which doesn't actually work, because he is so big around. He really likes it when I just make the effort, though, so whatever!:P

And I was just kidding about the 7 year thing...I was making a joke about Vulcans...Who only have sex once every 7 years.

*Realises suddenly just how dorky that was*

Nah xiao, I'll pay that, if only because I watch the Simpsons.

"For some of you this will be much much less, but for people like myself, it will be much much more."

- Smart-arse comic book guy

[This message has been edited by another pint (edited 09-21-2006).]

another pint- I'm a sex addict, I can't get enough.

rs_luvva_91- She's not my slave. She's from a culture where women cook, clean, and basically take care of their man. She would do it for me even if I told her she didnt't have to, and I have told her this. I take very good care of her and never take anything she does for granted. We find happiness in keeping eachother happy.

My girlfriend lets me lick her ass.

She drinks beer and despises girly drinks.

All my friend treat her as one of the guys.

She shoots pool, watches sports.

She eats wings, gulps down beer and burps.

Kinky in the sack. Likes me to grope her in public (we got kicked off a patio at a bar last week because someone saw me slip a hand down into her jeans)

Yet she's still the girliest girl I know.