i am pretty close to this girl, we are both virgins, and one day we were fooling around, and she reached her hand into my pants. i am about 8 inches long, and wider than average(not sure by how much) but she is almost terrifyed of it, claiming that it "is gona hurt like hell if we ever fuck"

is there anything i can do to make it better for her? i know about having her relaz fist, and eating out, but she seems really nervouse.

haha sure....

yea.....i half expected people to think i was a troll.....im not trolling, i am looking for some seriouse advice...

Lube up and ease it in? She'll get used to it. Probably to a point where she thinks everyone under 7 is too small but that's another matter

My question is this: if you don't know how much wider than average it is... how do you know it is wider than average?

Anyway, this is a stupid topic redone every freakin day. STOP IT!

im kinda looking for something that will make her relax a bit and not worry as much, because if she isnt relaxed she is extremely tight, and it would hurt more.

I actually believe you. The first time I fucked my fiance she was sore for three days. Length shouldn't matter so much as long as you don't bottom out on her uterus, but if you're really thick, the pressure can make her sore, especially if she's really tight. Just go easy on her the first few times and she'll love it once things get loosened up a bit.

quote:Originally posted by malaria:

My question is this: if you don't know how much wider than average it is... how do you know it is wider than average?

Anyway, this is a stupid topic redone every freakin day. STOP IT!

my last GF told me, and she was a whore, so she would know.

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

[...]we are both virgins[...]

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

my last GF told me, and she was a whore, so she would know.

Ah, so you are either trolling and made a stupidly easy mistake, or your last girlfriend didn't put out (even though she was a slut).

Yeah, you're lying. Go away.

[This message has been edited by Gus (edited 09-20-2006).]

i never fucked her because she was a slut, prolly had 6 STDS.

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

i never fucked her because she was a slut, prolly had 6 STDS.

Sure, sure. We believe you. Really, we do.

Now go away, as we all need to think for a few hundred years about your problem and the solution you need.

Bye.

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

im kinda looking for something that will make her relax a bit and not worry as much, because if she isnt relaxed she is extremely tight, and it would hurt more.



my friend, mr. 10-dollar-handle-of-vodka would help you out with that. probly make it easier on the both of you.

or some wine coolers. bitches love wine cooler.

Booze solves all problems, it seems.

And after that, claim she raped you, and get her to be your love slave.

Win-Win, really. Really!

Just make sure she enjoys it OH SO THAT MUCH.

It probably won't amount to much enjoyment the first time or two... Just try it out a few times and she'll stop hurting after a few more goes...

oh, except when you bang into her cervix, my ladyfriend makes quite a fuss about that and I've read that it hurts like being kicked in the balls, though I can't imagine how any one person might figure that out...

I've found that going from behind makes it very easy to "Cannibal Holocaust" her poor battered cervix, so we refrain from that one most of the time. I guess these are problems for later on though, so I'll stop here.

you made this thread to brag.



but that's ok! we all do occasionally. anyway, you will need:

1. a lot of foreplay

2. lube

3. rohypnol

4. alcohol

5. 4 pairs of police grade handcuffs



problem solved.

quote:Originally posted by Argus:

you made this thread to brag.



but that's ok! we all do occasionally. anyway, you will need:

1. a lot of foreplay

2. lube

3. rohypnol

4. alcohol

5. 4 pairs of police grade handcuffs



problem solved.

or just lube and eass ur shit in

quote:Originally posted by gam3r_with_revenge:

or just lube and eass ur shit in



nah, my way is more fun.

Just make sure you're really gentle with her. You might be really horny, but don't just shove it in, make sure you go slowly. If you've turned her on enough before hand, she should loosen up pretty quickly...Also, if you guys smoke weed you should get high first. If not, then drinking a bit (but not too much) is a good idea.

Yeah. I had a similar problem when I was a younger tike. I wasn't monstrous, but too thick for a healthy sex life. My long-time girlfriend told me that she'd looked online, and that there was penis reduction surgery available. She said it would leave a scar, but at least we'd be able to do the deed with some normalcy. The tough part was talking to my parents about it though, as you can imagine (I was a minor at the time). Speaking to my father wasn't a problem, although he revealed a bit too much about his own penile situation. So my dad was cool with it, but my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

[This message has been edited by PatChukwurah (edited 09-20-2006).]

ecstacy...it'll be great for both of you. Whatever your dealer tells you to take, take double that.

quote:Originally posted by PatChukwurah:

Yeah. I had a similar problem when I was a younger tike. I wasn't monstrous, but too thick for a healthy sex life. My long-time girlfriend told me that she'd looked online, and that there was penis reduction surgery available. She said it would leave a scar, but at least we'd be able to do the deed with some normalcy. The tough part was talking to my parents about it though, as you can imagine (I was a minor at the time). Speaking to my father wasn't a problem, although he revealed a bit too much about his own penile situation. So my dad was cool with it, but my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."



/fail

I don't think a girl should be scared of 8, thats not very big...shes just trying to make you feel happy i bet.

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

/fail

Actually, I thought it was pretty funny.

Pass.

I'm tired of these muthafuckin' threads in this muthafuckin' forum. (lawl @ TS pwn)

Wow, sounds like your penis is too big...I pity you..

quote:Originally posted by Napalm2004:

I don't think a girl should be scared of 8, thats not very big...shes just trying to make you feel happy i bet.

You have been corrupted by pornography, my little hombre.

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

[B]Topic: girl is scared of my penis size B]

PLANE IN A SNAKE!

quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:

/fail

I aim to please.

put it in her ass

quote:Originally posted by naked:

put it in her ass

quote:Originally posted by easeoflife22:

I actually believe you. The

And I actually don't.

You need one of these:

http://tinyurl.com/qa7wc

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

i am pretty close to this girl, we are both virgins, and one day we were fooling around, and she reached her hand into my pants. i am about 8 inches long, and wider than average(not sure by how much) but she is almost terrifyed of it, claiming that it "is gona hurt like hell if we ever fuck"

is there anything i can do to make it better for her? i know about having her relaz fist, and eating out, but she seems really nervouse.

I half-expected a Bel-Air at the end of that.

My gf and I used to have this problem. If you go at her head-on, then that might cause her pain. However, you get a little more room if you have her lay back on the edge of a low bed and you work from there. That's especially helpful if you're hella tall like I am (6'7").

Good luck, dude.

CaspeR

quote:Originally posted by Snakes On A Plane:

im kinda looking for something that will make her relax a bit and not worry as much, because if she isnt relaxed she is extremely tight, and it would hurt more.

Umm Liquor?

quote:Originally posted by Back_From_Termina:

You need one of these:

http://tinyurl.com/qa7wc

Blimey ...ribbed for her pain/pleasure?