This can go both ways....

She tried to shoot me with a Colt .25 boot gun, but wound up only grazing my leg.

I've made the life of her and her family an absolute living hell ever since. I got her addicted to heroin, and I heard it through the grapevine that she had a miscarriage the other month.

^_^

[This message has been edited by MomentaryLapseOfReason (edited 09-20-2006).]

The biggest mistake?

Trying at all.

calling me and sitting in silence for a few minutes .. then crying and singing into the phone.

that was disturbing.

not swallowing.

kept calling. and calling and calling and calling.

I dunno, man... when my girlfriend called me and told me she'd been crying since I left I was kinda touched in a sadistic sort of way... That got me back. No one's ever really fucked up trying to get me back... Oh yeah that one bitch made a mistake even trying to get be back after I lost a ton of weight and got all sexy after she dropped me...

No one has ever tried to get me back so nothing

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

Oh yeah that one bitch made a mistake even trying to get be back after I lost a ton of weight and got all sexy after she dropped me...

...don't tell me you didn't take advantage of this situation? You should have made a sex tape and distributed it to all of her friends and family.

one nutty bitch I dated like 6 months ago called me crying said she was sitting out in the middle of the highway trying to get hit because I wouldnt take her back.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

Damn totse members, and I mean your date.

This guy pierced his tounge because I said it was hot once a year before that, then called me almost daily for three months.

This was after he cheated on me twice and cut himself in front of me, then poured wax on the cuts.

Oh and after he called me disposable, worthless, slutty, bitchy, basically anything you can imagine.

Carved my name into his arm and sent me pictures. Great way to convince someone you're stable.

Heh, thats hot!

But, I got a text message... A bloody text message, when she was right next door! Find the maturity in that! So I thought "screw it", *ignores*. That was about 4 months back and haven't spoken to her since.

Now I have the greatest girl ever.

Calling calling, texting, showing up at my house, where I work... stalking in general.

*shudder*

Feeding my ego. Almost got to the point where I couldn't get into the car, what with the size of my ego and all.

Trying to get someone back is pointless anyway. It's generally going to result in the power balance of the relationship being skewed if it's successful.

Wierd stalker phonecalls around one in the morning. Except I was off at the University of Iowa at the time, and the dumb girl called my parents' house in Minnesota, so all she did was piss of my mom, lol.

Crying/etc. Crazy bitch.

Also sexual bribes, though I wouldn't hit that (she went downhill, gained weight and whatnot since we split) so no go.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The biggest mistake?

Trying at all.