So my husband and I were having sex today and after I orgasmed he was all like, "Turn around, I want to try something" to which I replied, "No EAS until April!" So after he swore that wasn't what he had in mind, I did turn around and he tied my hands behind my back and started having sex with me again. He seemed to have a lot of fun, but it SUCKED for me. Like my shoulders hurt and my face was all pushed into the side of the couch.

So anyone else ever done this? Did you like it, or was your experience like mine?

You are sooo going to Hell.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You are sooo going to Hell.

Bondage, disallowing EAS, or ginger?

Sounds like fun. Next time, though, if I were him I'd not untie you.

*Laughs maniacally*

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Bondage, disallowing EAS, or ginger?



All the above plus being American :P

He didn't tie me up that tight, so I could get out of it myself.

Heh, afterwards we were both all laughing...And then a big ass glob of semen gloped out of me and landed on my new COUCH! Luckily I was able to wipe it off really fast, but it inspired me to cover the couch with a towel before sitting on it again!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



All the above plus being American

Hating on redheads, anal sex, and bondage is one thing, but once you start hating on my country it's something different...

*Takes out a large bowl of pudding*...

...FOOD FIGHT!!

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Hun, just make sure he knows that you don't like it. And then, maybe, try it on HIM! Some guys want to do it to their woman because they just want it done to themself. Make his wish cum true.

I've already tied him up before...It didn't really turn either one of us on!

What really turns me on is when he does naughty things to me in public places...Just moments away from getting caught!:P

Ah, well, you'd better go to the market and get him to pick some melons, while you try and peel his banana.

See who can make it to the cream, first!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I've already tied him up before...It didn't really turn either one of us on!

What really turns me on is when he does naughty things to me in public places...Just moments away from getting caught!:P



As we're no longer in Kindergarten you need to elaborate on what are 'naughty things'...:P

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

And then a big ass glob of semen gloped out of me

This is why I am getting a metal body as soon as one is available. I hate biological organisms.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

This is why I am getting a metal body as soon as one is available. I hate biological organisms.

Have fun with that, as the only metal body you can get right now is that of the bionical man's... But he's using it!

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Have fun with that, as the only metal body you can get right now is that of the bionical man's... But he's using it!

I know... it's horrible. I can only hope we develop new ones soon. And oooh, I can smoke with impunity!

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

I know... it's horrible. I can only hope we develop new ones soon. And oooh, I can smoke with impunity!

Unless you expect to be the military's newest weapon, don't hold your breath.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Unless you expect to be the military's newest weapon, don't hold your breath.

Stop crushing my dreams!

But I guess you're right. It's not healthy to hold all of this smoke in anyway. *exhales*

Tying women up and fucking their brains out is good wholesome fun. I don't understand why my friends look at me funny when I mention it.

Every girl I've been with in the past year and a half has been into bondage. I dunno why, but I'm a-okay with it. I'm just afraid that I'm gonna get addicted to the tie-up-and-fuck school of thought, and be unable to readjust to normal sex.

If you weren't enjoying it, why didn't you just say so? Then you could do something you both like.

Well we weren't doing it for all that long. We'd decided to have sex like 20 minutes before he had to leave for work, so after the making out/me orgasming part there was like 3 minutes left for him!:P Welcome to "Sex after kids" world.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



As we're no longer in Kindergarten you need to elaborate on what are 'naughty things'...:P

Heh, well sometimes we take the "Hot priest" game into an actual church!

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Heh, well sometimes we take the "Hot priest" game into an actual church!



Hot priest game? I'm unfarmiliar with that one.

Please, inform me, what's EAS?

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Hot priest game? I'm unfarmiliar with that one.

I'd assume it was role playing one of them being a Church member and the other being a Priest...

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quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:

Please, inform me, what's EAS?

Evil Anal Sex.

Ah, good old S&A...

You should pull your strap-on, lube, and 4 handcuffs out.



Do it while he's sleeping(that way, you dont have to stangle him).

quote:Originally posted by Volcanbaru:

You should pull your strap-on, lube, and 4 handcuffs out.



Do it while he's sleeping(that way, you dont have to stangle him).

I fully agree with this idea.

quote:Originally posted by Hardly There:

Hot priest game? I'm unfarmiliar with that one.

He listens to my "confession" and then I have to do "penance.":P

I know it's ghey

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You are sooo going to Hell.

My thoughts exactly.

I know, I know...And I would go to confession, but I'm too embarrassed!

Priest: "Tell me your sins, my child."

Xiai Mei: "Well I had sex in church, I'm going to commit EAS in April, I constantly have adulterous thoughts about my shrink..."

Priest: "There is no penance for you are already DAMNNED!"

Xiao Mei: "Nooo000ooooo!"

Wait, wait, hang on. So, the other day he hit you (or something), and now he ties you up and fucks you while you don't enjoy it... and you don't see this as a bad trend?

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Priest: "Your penance is to suck my cock and swallow all of my goey LOVE JUICE!"

Xiao Mei: "YessssssSSSSssssss!"

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quote:Originally posted by zxcvzxcvzxcv:

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No, sorry, that's mine.

I have it in a jar under my bed!!

Eh, personally I get off on being pinned down etc.

I wouldn't do something to anyone without being clear about it. Especially something like that. It seems it needs to be discussed not forced in during an encounter.

I've had to tell guys "No" before when they've tried certain things. And it slightly harms the mood. It's better to get it on the table and not risk mistakes like that.

Now that I sound like a porn star... I take my leave.

I was okay with trying it, I just thought it sucked once I did it.

I think it was an awkward position, maybe.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

I was okay with trying it, I just thought it sucked once I did it.

I think it was an awkward position, maybe.

The pain/discomfort is half the fun.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

The pain/discomfort is half the fun.

I concur.

He's cheating on you.

Havent tried the bondage bit but did have a laugh with doggie style.

warning , dont try it while she is on th ebed and you are standing alongside. Particularly if th ebed is on wheels. Dammit, had to chase that pussy across the bedroom!

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

Tying women up and fucking their brains out is good wholesome fun. I don't understand why my friends look at me funny when I mention it.

Because they know your still a virgin.

quote:Originally posted by HandOfZek:

The pain/discomfort is half the fun.

I don't like the pain, though!

quote:Originally posted by pedro the swift:

Dammit, had to chase that pussy across the bedroom!

Hmm hence the nick?

^^^HA!

Why no EAS til April?

quote:Originally posted by Black Territory:

Because they know your still a virgin.



They are sadly mistaken and so are you. Better luck next time.

Say something like "Seeing as how you seem to like trying new things, I thought this might be fun." And then pull out a strap on.

I only tried bondage once. I was doing something on the computer, and my girlfriend was laying on my bed, so we put on one of the movies she rented. And then after the previews she decided she wanted to save the movie for later and bothering me about...I forget what instead, And I kept carrying her over and putting her back on the bed and telling her to watch the movie. So finally I just handcuffed her to the headboard so she'd have to watch the movie.

I left her there for like 10 minutes, but she started looking kind of hot, so I crawled over and started undressing her/pleasuring her.

Turns out, she had had a bad near-rape experience a while back that involved being tied up, and she didnt say anything until afterwards...

It was her idea to suggest the handcuffs to begin with, mind you.

We dont do that anymore.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Why no EAS til April?

Because that's when he renews his commission!:P

Actually it's because the anticipation is...Fun.

So he finally talked you into EAS, then? When did that happen?

It hasn't yet...Not until April.