for serious guys...

my gf and i were smoking weed on our month anniversary and she wasa really drunk and i was really stoned, and I was lighting the bowl for her, and her hair was close to the flame.... i felt so fucking bad, it only burned like a tiny tiny little bit at the ends but still.

She didn't care at all though, and still doesn't now that she's sober, she told me to stop worrying. I love her.

anyways, i guess anyone else fuck up and do stupid shit with their s/o?

Not nealy as funny as burning a "cooter." I'm sure its no big deal.

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I burnt my boyfriend with a cigarette on our first real date. I didn't remember doing it and the next day he just said it was a scrape. But since it took a long time to heal I put two and two together and asked him "did I do that with a cigarette" and he was like "yeah, but I didn't want to make you feel bad".

I was so wasted that I don't remember, but I still feel like an ass, lol.

When me and my ex were laying watching a movie once we both moved and elbowed eachother in the face, ahh fun times.

I once used my ex-boyfriend's head as an ashtray...

Oh, but I did it on purpose

Thats nice. shit happends.

OMG Dead Man On Campus... LOL

(Same thing happens in the movie)

One time I pulled out and went to nut on her tits and nailed her in the eye. It was fucking hilarious. To me anyway. She was pissed. I don't even know how the fuck it went that far anyway.

I couldn't do anything but stand there with my dick in my hand and laugh.

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I burnt my boyfriend with a cigarette on our first real date. I didn't remember doing it and the next day he just said it was a scrape. But since it took a long time to heal I put two and two together and asked him "did I do that with a cigarette" and he was like "yeah, but I didn't want to make you feel bad".

I was so wasted that I don't remember, but I still feel like an ass, lol.

Lol, god yall sound like some yuppie pricks.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol, god yall sound like some yuppie pricks.

Maybe I do, but my boyfriend and his friend always get Cheech and Chong, lol.