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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2006-09-18, 21:19 |
I Want Revenge 
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 What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
I was just wondering...
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#2
2006-09-18, 21:26 |
Rattrap51
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
I don't think I've ever broken up with anyone, Just slowly lose contact until it's understood it is over.
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#3
2006-09-18, 21:26 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
My ex-girlfriend set my house on fire.
I pretty much knew that the relationship was over when that happened.
[This message has been edited by Dangerboi_.45cal (edited 09-18-2006).]
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#4
2006-09-19, 00:45 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by Dangerboi_.45cal:
My ex-girlfriend set my house on fire.
I pretty much knew that the relationship was over when that happened.
What inclined you to think that?
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#5
2006-09-19, 01:01 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:
What inclined you to think that?
She crouched down and started pissing on the ashes which then revealed his mother's skull.
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#6
2006-09-19, 01:55 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
She stabbed me in the eye with a pencil, then proceeded to date my sister.
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#7
2006-09-19, 02:15 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
Well, the only time I've ever experienced such a thing, it went like this:
"So...
I had a dream last night...
and...
god told me to break up with you."
(runs away...)
I just sort of stood there, seriously, how the hell am I supposed to respond to something like that?
It might've been the person in this picture, on the right: http://tinyurl.com/z8mzl
Then again oh mighty "Rules of Totse",
maybe not.
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#8
2006-09-19, 02:17 |
ViperX202
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by Dangerboi_.45cal:
My ex-girlfriend set my house on fire.
I pretty much knew that the relationship was over when that happened.
LOL, crazy ex gf
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#9
2006-09-19, 22:17 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by pengd0t:
Well, the only time I've ever experienced such a thing, it went like this:
"So...
I had a dream last night...
and...
god told me to break up with you."
(runs away...)
I just sort of stood there, seriously, how the hell am I supposed to respond to something like that?
It might've been the person in this picture, on the right: http://tinyurl.com/z8mzl
Then again oh mighty "Rules of Totse",
maybe not.
Looks like God did you a favour dude.
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#10
2006-09-19, 22:32 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
Over schoolwork/other small bits of stress.
Though she regretting it, apparently the next day, and eventually (3 months later) had the balls to go up and confess that, and want me back, openly. But no.  |
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#11
2006-09-19, 22:35 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
Let's see.........
Her friends "didn't like me." That's cool, except I'd never met them. Was a good try, though.
Other times, distance. That's all I can think of.
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#12
2006-09-19, 22:36 |
fat guitarist
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by pengd0t:
Well, the only time I've ever experienced such a thing, it went like this:
"So...
I had a dream last night...
and...
god told me to break up with you."
(runs away...)
I just sort of stood there, seriously, how the hell am I supposed to respond to something like that?
It might've been the person in this picture, on the right: http://tinyurl.com/z8mzl
Then again oh mighty "Rules of Totse",
maybe not.
i had a good ol' laugh at that pic...
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#13
2006-09-19, 23:04 |
ShouldTrip
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
I've only been dumped once, and it was a guy I'd been with for 2 years.
He saw a girl around school he "imagined" to be the perfect gf, they'd spoken for no more than 30 minutes before...
They ended up lasting 2 months :-P
Reason someone ended a blind date though: Because I was too tall -_-
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#14
2006-09-19, 23:22 |
Sick_Boy
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
This guy I was dating dumped me over MSN because he had met a girl a few days before. I was like "you can date more than person, you know" and he was like "we've decided to be exclusive, and she doesn't want me to have female friends either". I was like "Oh. Uh, have a good life?"
I bet they're married now, lol.
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#15
2006-09-19, 23:26 |
lauren7249
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
by hooking up with a blonde bisexual at some dance, then going out with my best friend. i'd almost forgotten that. ah, well, high school.
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#16
2006-09-19, 23:26 |
Chronos139
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by Grimman:
She stabbed me in the eye with a pencil, then proceeded to date my sister.
hawt
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#17
2006-09-19, 23:28 |
Gus
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:
I bet they're married now, lol.
Hopefully, for her sake.  |
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#18
2006-09-20, 02:39 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
I got her a flower because she was feeling down. Only it was an artificial flower, and I didn't realise that as I don't really care about flowers. She got upset because I was "stupid" for doing that, then dumped me by text a few hours later.
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#19
2006-09-20, 03:57 |
FCAdam
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
^PMS
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#20
2006-09-20, 04:23 |
samo tvoja
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
I found out he was albanian lol
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#21
2006-09-20, 04:27 |
Sick_Boy
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
I got her a flower because she was feeling down. Only it was an artificial flower, and I didn't realise that as I don't really care about flowers. She got upset because I was "stupid" for doing that, then dumped me by text a few hours later.
That's retarded! What a cunt! I am actually so offended for you, lol. If I was your girl, I would have squealed and hugged you in delight, because it's the thought that counts!
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#22
2006-09-20, 05:22 |
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Re: What is the weirdest way/excuse you have been broken up with?
^oh she didn't mind it was artificial. it was the fact I didn't know it was. But, I was also 'stupid' because I'd forget to clean a pot or something when I done the dishes for her at her house, and other such varying crimes against intelligence.
The squeal and hug was what I was going for  |
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