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 #1 
Old 2006-09-18, 03:26
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Wow, so where do I begin.

Last night was quite interesting.

My friend happened to 'pick up' this girl that I know quite well. He told me he had met some girl named "Alisha" (sp?), and so my friend and I went to meet up with him, as planned.

Well, low and behold, it was *that* Alisha. She's quite young. Age unknown. Alleged to be about 14/15.

Her ex also happens to be seeing my ex. So we have that element in common. We both hate them. Some of you may remember the vast amount of threads I made about them (my ex and her new boyfriend, whom I hate so much).

Anyway, she was making out with my friend, dancing quite suggestively with him, etc. The whole night, we all kinda thought she would end up sleeping with him.

Then towards the end of the night (or more towards the morning), after several drinking games and many liquor purchases, she ended up crying. About her ex (the one who is now with my ex). I have no idea why she should have any right to complain. Her ex is/was an asshole. Now my ex is stuck with him and his assholish tendencies. And I have to hear about how he treats her like crap and makes her cry and all that.

So anyway, 2 of my friends take her into a bedroom to "console" her. Well no more than 30 minutes later, the sound of crying turned into a sound of moaning.

This obviously upsetted my friend who met her that day. It was all kinda expected by everyone. Or at least seen as a possibility. For some reason though, he was absolutely devastated. It was the first time that he had ever pissed me off to the point where I just didn't care about his feelings anymore. I just told him to shut up and stop whining, and that it happens to everyone. He got played, plain and simple. But no, he couldn't accept that.

Anyway, that is just one way she influenced someone to such a degree.

Being the only girl at the party, and one who is known to be a bit promiscuous, she became the target of every drunk, horny guy there.

Now, what happened in that bedroom is not entirely clear to me, but it changed my opinion greatly on the 2 friends that were in there.

Both being at least 6 years older than her aside, (honestly, I would probably fuck her too... and not just because it would be the BEST REVENGE EVER for both of us against our ex's).

But what is worse, is that one of them is in a long term relationship, with whom he has a 2 year old kid...

The other one, tends to get extremely pussy-whipped when has a chance to get laid.

He completely sold me and my 2 other friends out, and ditched us in the middle of nowhere with no ride, because he wanted to "drive her home".

So anyway, just 3 examples, all in one night, of how one chick can influence people so much just by her gendre.

In conclusion, I am jealous of the power that the vagina wields.

*starts saving up for sex change*
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:32
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Alternate title: I have stupid friends.
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:34
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That wasn't nearly 1000.
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:35
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Same could apply to a guy at a pussy fest.

Anyway, what your two friends did? I'd fucking crack them one. That's low.
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:38
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haha that's a good story man.
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:38
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Not the vagina's fault that your friends like to collect STDs.
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Old 2006-09-18, 03:39
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Alternate title: I have stupid friends.



That made my day.
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Old 2006-09-18, 04:12
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She's not your sister's friend is she? The one where you were thinking about whether to buy the alky for them? Where you were saying she were attractive but youngish?

It's terrible what the horniness will do? Make a guy start considering his sis's junior high friends as potential gf's...
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Old 2006-09-18, 04:23
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Gadzooks, this thread proves once again that you're already a whiny bitch. You really wouldn't benefit from a sex change.
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Old 2006-09-18, 05:18
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Alternate title: I have stupid friends.

Indeed. Or: The evils of alcohol and why it is just as hard a drug as heroin.



Seriously dude, that's what happens when people drink too much, their judgement is impaired. Now I think you should tell the guy in a relationship's girlfriend about what happened, but unless you know for sure he was also fucking her and it wasn't just the other guy be sure to point out that you don't know for sure if you do. As for the other one, oh well that's how you get herpes.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:18
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quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

She's not your sister's friend is she? The one where you were thinking about whether to buy the alky for them? Where you were saying she were attractive but youngish?

It's terrible what the horniness will do? Make a guy start considering his sis's junior high friends as potential gf's...

Oh man that reminds me... I was about to make a sequel to that thread.

Another one of my sister's friends who's over often... She can be very flirtatious. I can't tell if it's just the way she is, or if maybe there is some level of attraction.

It's so wierd how sometimes I will hang around girls as young as my sister's age, and I look at them the same way I look at people my own age, and yet when I look at my sister and her friends, I see all this innocence, or at the very least, ambiguity. Even though they're the same age.

Wierd.

quote:Originally posted by Fanglekai:

Gadzooks, this thread proves once again that you're already a whiny bitch. You really wouldn't benefit from a sex change.

lol.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Now I think you should tell the guy in a relationship's girlfriend about what happened, but unless you know for sure he was also fucking her and it wasn't just the other guy

The thing is... Although I feel bad, and I may be somewhat obligated to some kind of moral duty, I'd really rather stay out of this.

Unfortunately, I am around cheating so much, that it's become something I'm used to. It is rather sad and quite unfortunate, but if I were to report every case of infidelity I witness, it would become tiresome, and it would really make me look like some kind of stool-pidgeon.

Not that I condone these acts. In fact, these kinds of things play a major role in my lack of faith in humanity.

Besides, I really have no idea what happened in that room, and when I did walk in at some point, it was just my single friend and her under the same blanket.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:30
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You see, around here, you treat a woman like a peice of ass, not a REAL person, thats just silly(i'm not talking about all women just those prancy braided hair little spoiled brat daddy's girl sluts) So if you think of them as a peice of ass, shit someone stole your meat, who cares? Go find some more. We live off meat, it's everywhere
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:37
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quote:Originally posted by soro_one:

You see, around here, you treat a woman like a peice of ass, not a REAL person, thats just silly(i'm not talking about all women just those prancy braided hair little spoiled brat daddy's girl sluts) So if you think of them as a peice of ass, shit someone stole your meat, who cares? Go find some more. We live off meat, it's everywhere



that makes me feel all special and unique.

thank you.

anyway, you are kinda right. no one should feel bad about 'losing' a slut. they're sluts! they are there to bang and then leave. if you dont get to bag one, there are mannnny more out there.

but you really should to find a non-slut. we are pretty fun. and, usually std-less, which is always a bonus.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:41
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Just thought I would mention... In case it wasn't entirely clear...

I am not jealous of the fact that I didn't get laid... I am jealous of the power this girl has.

In fact, that is where all my bitterness towards the opposite sex comes from.

I wish I could garner that much attention and power. That desire supercedes any sexual desires I may have by a long shot.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:45
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Just thought I would mention... In case it wasn't entirely clear...

I am not jealous of the fact that I didn't get laid... I am jealous of the power this girl has.

In fact, that is where all my bitterness towards the opposite sex comes from.

I wish I could garner that much attention and power. That desire supercedes any sexual desires I may have by a long shot.



the girl only has the power because the guys give it to her. if they weren't so low and horny she would be useless. if all the guys in the room were happily involved and had no desire to be with anyone but the girl they are in a relationship with, she would have no power.

guys need to stop giving sluts the upper hand. that is where the problem is.

for every guy that is willing to get whipped or ditch his friends for some ass, a slut is empowered.

dont put this on all the women. and if you want to put it on any of the females, it is the sluts.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:49
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quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

for every guy that is willing to get whipped or ditch his friends for some ass, a slut is empowered.

I honestly don't see that changing anytime soon.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

dont put this on all the women. and if you want to put it on any of the females, it is the sluts.

Not just the sluts have the power. Every moderately attractive female has the potential. That's what I want. In fact, that's all I want.

I just wish I could have the ability to be a hardcore attention whore, to be the talk of the party, etc. Then I would be completely satisfied. I would only use it from time to time when I started to feel like my powers were depleting.
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Old 2006-09-18, 07:59
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do you really think the attention they get is good?

do you think everyone talking about a girl that is 14/15 and having a potential 3some with guys that are older than her and cheating on thier significant others?

i mean i see where you are going, you want attention to be able to make people pay attention to you and care for you a lot. but, its just not worth it in that manner. the attention isnt worth the gossip or the AIDS.

and you know what? guys have power too, they just don't always realize it. women can be so easily whipped, but because that is more traditional it is not talked about.

i do my boyfriend's laundry. his homework. blow him at least once a day. make him food. go shopping for his underwear. go shopping for his food. go shopping for all his personal needs. i supply the contreceptives. does whatever he wants me to do whenever he asks.

what do i get? every once in a while i get a sweaty guy in my bed to cuddle with...until he pushes me away/off the bed. yeah...

so, don't act like women are always the ones with the power. guys can wrap girls around their fingers just as easily.
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Old 2006-09-18, 08:06
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quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

do you really think the attention they get is good?

This isn't the only case, and in fact, is probably one of the worse examples of what I mean.

There is lots of good attention possible. For example, same night, earlier on at a different party, there was this blonde white chick (at a party full of spanish people). She was very attractive. When she would dance, everyone watched. When she came outside to the patio, everyone would talk to her. All the guys were hitting on her. Everyone competing for her attention.

Yet she didn't do anything slutty. She actually had a boyfriend, who she left with.

Now that is what I want.

quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

so, don't act like women are always the ones with the power. guys can wrap girls around their fingers just as easily.

Yeah it might be possible, but I definitely wouldn't go as far as saying "just as easily".
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Old 2006-09-18, 13:43
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then what you are talking about is being really attractive. if a hot guy was at a party filled with women, it might be more subtle, but they would be competing for his attention and hoping and praying something would happen.

so, you dont want a pussy. you want to be hot.
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Old 2006-09-18, 16:00
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Hey Oral... you're whipped.
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Old 2006-09-18, 16:06
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quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Alternate title: I have stupid friends.

All these planets are yours except Europa.
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Old 2006-09-18, 16:33
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Free drinks.

My ex used to get 20+ free drinks a night. She'd get her self, and all her mates wasted for free.

*bows down before the vagina*
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Old 2006-09-18, 17:22
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quote:

i do my boyfriend's laundry. his homework. blow him at least once a day. make him food. go shopping for his underwear. go shopping for his food. go shopping for all his personal needs. i supply the contreceptives. does whatever he wants me to do whenever he asks.

what do i get? every once in a while i get a sweaty guy in my bed to cuddle with...until he pushes me away/off the bed. yeah...

B]

Why? And why is your boyfriend such a damn BABY?

You really need to take back the power in your relationship. My husband is obsessed with me and it's not because I'm so hot or even that interesting to be around. It's because I make him work for my sexual favors and men LOVE a challenge.:P
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Old 2006-09-18, 19:02
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And this is the reason I have "associates" and 3 friends.
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Old 2006-09-18, 19:08
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quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

so, you dont want a pussy. you want to be hot.

Yup.
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Old 2006-09-18, 19:12
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quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

Alternate title: I have stupid friends.

All these planets are yours except Europa.

Woot, Callisto!
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Old 2006-09-18, 19:44
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Gotta keep your pimp hand strong on the females.
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Old 2006-09-18, 20:01
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I am just wondering, is Alisha a common name?
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Old 2006-09-18, 20:30
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You want to look good...why? Think that makes people happy? That girl, Alisha, looked good and got all the attention you think you want...and she was still hurt and low on self-esteem to the point that she was willing to get shit wasted at a sausage fest and fuck around. Sounds like true happiness to me!

What? Think she was just too weak a person to handle it? Bullshit! The material is 100% incapable of bringing satisfaction...it can bring pleasure and distraction, but that is all. Once the physical pleasure subsides, the mind returns to focusing on misery.

Come on gadzooks! Pull your head out of your ass!
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:22
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quote:Originally posted by oral fixation:

so, you dont want a pussy. you want to be hot.

Alot of good looking guys have trouble getting laid. No good looking girl does.

If you're a hot girl, you get approached.

If you're a hot guy, you still have to do all the work (usually).

So no, I don't just want to be hot, I want to be hot and have the sought after holy grail known as the vagina.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

The material is 100% incapable of bringing satisfaction...it can bring pleasure and distraction, but that is all. Once the physical pleasure subsides, the mind returns to focusing on misery.

Come on gadzooks! Pull your head out of your ass!

Like I said above, I just want to have the ability to attract attention. Then I would be extremely modest and humble. That's what drives people crazy. If you're hot, and you beg for attention, you look less hot.

Refer to my later example about the hot blonde chick at the Spanish party, rather than the one about Alisha.

That's what I want.

And it's not like it's my ultimate desire. It's just another attribute I would like to have. Obviously there are much more important things in life than being the shining star at every social function.
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:26
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Free drinks.

My ex used to get 20+ free drinks a night. She'd get her self, and all her mates wasted for free.

Another prime example. When do guys ever get free drinks?

I'll just sit back and wait for some girl to come up with some example that it takes them 10 minutes to think of, of when they once saw this really hot guy have a drink bought for him.

Well, as a pre-emptive strike, it happens A FUCK of alot more for girls than it does for guys.

Women go to clubs to get free drinks or to get hit on... or for attention on the dance floor. What other reason would you have for going if you were a female?

If you just like dancing... then why not dance at home by yourself?
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:28
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Your female friend sounds like a whore to me.
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:31
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Another prime example. When do guys ever get free drinks?

People don't buy you drinks?
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:44
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

People don't buy you drinks?

Friends do. But complete strangers? I don't think I've ever had a complete stranger buy me a drink...

There was this gay guy who bought me a few shots once. But that's different.

And there were random guys who bought me free drinks when I made a fool of myself by pretending to breakdance on an empty dance floor (it filled it pretty quickly). So I had to earn those ones.
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Old 2006-09-18, 23:46
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Almost any girl can go out and get wasted for free if she's attractive enough.

I don't think any guy can go out with that objective.
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Old 2006-09-19, 00:03
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I don't think any guy can go out with that objective.

Well yeah, being attractive has nothing to do with guys being bought a drink. Being pretty doesn't get a guy drinks, unless it's from that obvious source.
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Old 2006-09-19, 00:09
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I prefer to get wasted at home.
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Old 2006-09-19, 00:45
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I get drinks bought for me a lot. You wouldn't be humble because firstly you are a narcissitic asshole, and to top it off you are an ugly awkward one at that.

If you want to be humble, then be humble. You are the honry guy that hounds girls until they fuck you out of pity.

You aren't attractive and you want to be the guy that women step out of their way to meet. Right now, your attitude will never allow that to happen.

So keep dreaming asshole, because from the way it looks to me you don't have any real close friends, you are bagging on one for getting mad that a girl he was with was gettign fucked in the next room by 2 guys.

That would put me in the dumps too. You are a conceded bastard, and I hope that one day your supposed "friends" leave your fucking ass in a place where you get robbed and shot for being a fucking punk white boy.

I would of left your fucking ass after whooping your that face of an ugly baby.
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Old 2006-09-19, 00:48
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

blah blah blah

I suggest anger management, or maybe some kind of sedative.
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Old 2006-09-19, 02:51
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

blah blah im an asshole and won't leave
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Old 2006-09-19, 03:31
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^Who the fuck asked you bitch? I don't remember saying do any dipshits in the room want to voice their opinion?

No, it didn't get said bitch and it would really great if you could shut the fuck up and stop whining like this little bitch gadzooks with a vacant spot where his twig and berries used to congregate.
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:20
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

blah blah blah I HAVE PERMANENT PMS blah blah blah

Self-pwn. (http://tinyurl.com/hw34v)
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:28
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gadzooks, from that story, I will conclude that you and your "friends" are fucking pathetic.

Any of my friends nor I would ever be affected by some chick's presence. We tell sluts like that to go get fucked.

Your friends are fucking pathetic "giving her a ride home", what a fucking joke.

Tell them sluts to suck it or the fucking highway.

-my two cents
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:33
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quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

gadzooks, from that story, I will conclude that you ... are fucking pathetic.

You are irrelevant to this thread and to the world in general.
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:35
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quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

Your friends are fucking pathetic "giving her a ride home", what a fucking joke.

The quotations are there for a reason. It meant to imply that they weren't actually going back to her place...

Need a Cliff's Notes version of my thread?
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You aren't attractive and you want to be the guy that women step out of their way to meet. Right now, your attitude will never allow that to happen.

Hey, who's the guy posting half nude photos showing off his obese body? Oh wait, CarbonB.

@ Zooks. If you want the power back, just turn the bitchs circuit.
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:42
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quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

Hey, who's the guy posting half nude photos showing off his obese body? Oh wait, CarbonB.

For those who may not have seen it yet... (http://tinyurl.com/m3gex)

(Brace yourselves... This isn't something we're all accustomed to like goatse or tubgirl.)

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

@ Zooks. If you want the power back, just turn the bitchs circuit.

I never really wanted the power from her, I just wanted the power to begin with.
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:52
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

You are irrelevant to this thread.

I am responding to your OP, hence I am relevant to this thread.

I would rather be a guy, by the way. I suppose you or your friends are too dumb and simply follow one girl around for an entire night like gorillas on fucking viagra.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

The quotations are there for a reason. It meant to imply that they weren't actually going back to her place.

My quotations are there for the exact reason.
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Old 2006-09-19, 04:55
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quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

I would rather be a guy, by the way. I suppose you or your friends are too dumb and simply follow one girl around for an entire night like gorillas on fucking viagra.

Where did I state that I had made even a mild attempt at getting in this girls pants?

Also, you obviously don't get out much if you think that guys don't hit on girls at parties.
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Old 2006-09-19, 05:08
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Where did I state that I had made even a mild attempt at getting in this girls pants?

Also, you obviously don't get out much if you think that guys don't hit on girls at parties.

1. I was unsure which is why I put in the "or" instead of an "and", since you did mention that it would have been good if you did have sex with her, as it would have meant revenge for both of you.



2. I have been to many a sausage-fests where I see guys blindly following girls around - and although it is pretty pathetic, they never go against their friendships.

Yes guys hit on girls.

but in a situation where there is only one very young girl - smarter, more experienced guys tend to ignore the sex and just enjoy the time with the lads.

This is opposed to the every-man-for-himself situation that you described in your OP.
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Old 2006-09-19, 05:21
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quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

1. I was unsure which is why I put in the "or" instead of an "and", since you did mention that it would have been good if you did have sex with her, as it would have meant revenge for both of you.

What I meant by that was that I would probably fuck her if given the opportunity, but I wouldn't put much effort into it.

quote:Originally posted by Sailor-Boy:

Yes guys hit on girls.

but in a situation where there is only one very young girl - smarter, more experienced guys tend to ignore the sex and just enjoy the time with the lads.

This is opposed to the every-man-for-himself situation that you described in your OP.

Yeah some of my friends turned into assholes when they were under the influence of a possibility for a quick lay.

I'm mainly just attacking your original statement where you said that I was pathetic as well. Since I don't see what I could have done that evening that was considered pathetic.

If by some off chance you are referring to the way I treated my friend who was complaining about not getting laid... You should have heard him. I consoled him for the first half hour or so, but after that, it got extremely annoying. It went on for hours, and at 8 am, I usually like to be sleeping. So it didn't take much to piss me off.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:11
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Lol, update:

Both friends admitted (to another friend who wasn't there that night) that they "double-teamed her".

Why two 21 year old males would brag about double teaming a drunk 14 year old girl... I have no fucking idea.

If anything, I'd be straight up denying that shit.

Oh well, there's the general populace for you.



This is part of the reason I'm so narcissistic. People like this make me feel better about myself.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:20
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

People like this make me feel better about myself.

Why?

If anything, it makes you look bad. You're friends with a couple guys who brag about double teaming a kid. That doesn't exactly reflect well on you.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:23
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quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Why?

If anything, it makes you look bad. You're friends with a couple guys who brag about double teaming a kid. That doesn't exactly reflect well on you.

To be honest, I don't know if I'd consider them that good of friends.

I don't know, it's tough, because alot of the people I hang out with can be really nice at times, but at other times, can be really dissapointing.

I use the term "friend" very loosely.

In fact, I have a hard time even thinking of any people I would consider to be close/best friends.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:35
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^Shut the fuck up already. You posting a picture of me isn't going to change that you are an ugly individual. Ugly to the point that you can't get women, all you can do is get pity sex.

You aren't going to evoke this trait that you want to possess, because you have a disgusting soul. Repeatedly talking about looks, wanting to be better looking, but you are just a sad asshole who gives up friendship over a bitch.

You are the bitch mother fucker, and I hope someone kills you.

Oh and to the Roguefaggot with his dick stuck up gadzooks ass, RE READ THE FUCING COMMENT YOU QUOTED YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You insult me on my looks, and say that I am obese, which anyone that has seen a picture of me knows isn't true, only to look like a fucking jackass by quoting me saying that he will never attain good looks because his attitude sucks.

I mean, do you even read the bullshit you post, or are you just randomly trying to stick up for your black hearted friend over there? These threads are fucking lame, and you better be happy I don't moderate this fucking forum.

Die bitch.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:38
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Shut the fuck up already. You posting a picture of me isn't going to change that you are an ugly individual. Ugly to the point that you can't get women, all you can do is get pity sex.

CHILL. THE. FUCK. OUT.

You have some serious issues man. I actually would feel bad flaming you back.

It reminds me of when this retarded kid tried to make fun of me. I just backed down gracefully because I realized it wasn't his fault.

I suggest you seek help for your anger problems because they really can lead to medical problems down the road.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:41
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The only difference here is that I'm not retarded, and you don't know what the fuck to do.

You had an excuse to back down from the retarded kid, I mean shit, he's retarded. However when I call you on your bullshit, all you can try and do it to "calm" me down.

That is because you are a little fucking bitch. Too sad and pathetic to even stick up for your bullshit beliefs. Probably because you know you sound like an asshole, and even worse than that an asshole that probably makes women want to become serial killers.

Do us all a favor, cut your dick off and become a woman, because the men in the world don't need wet vaginas like you running around fucking shit up for everyone.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:45
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No, the only reason I don't argue with you is because half the stuff you say you're just pulling out of your ass.

Allegations of me only getting pity sex and what not...

How would you know these things?

And calling me black hearted or whatever?

Wow. You don't know much about me at all. All you know is what you've gathered from my last few threads.

If reading a few pages of text from someone were enough to make a full, accurate analysis, then that would make alot of people's lives and jobs easier. We'd all be fucking mind-readers for a living for fuck sake.

For your own good, let this slide. It'll only get you more worked up, and that isn't good for you.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:50
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You insult me on my looks, and say that I am obese, which anyone that has seen a picture of me knows isn't true

Oh, and while we're on the topic of calling each other on bullshit...

Those pictures of you in the Totse photo gallery are what most people would consider to be obese.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:52
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The fact that you are so overweight, combined with your high stress/anger levels, cannot be good for your health.

I'm not even joking anymore... You are heading straight for an ulcer or something like that if you don't learn to chill the fuck out.

If insulting people makes you feel better for yourself, then get some books on self-esteem. Hopefully that will help.
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Old 2006-09-19, 12:58
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Firstly, tell me if this guy is obese.

http://tinyurl.com/e68de

No? Well guess what, he used to weigh close to 280 lbs. Extremely obese for his height, now he fights in the UFC.

So shut the fuck up about pictures taken 1 1/2 years ago you conceded bitch. All you are ever concerned about is looks. Trust me, I am not getting an ulcer, I am in perfect health, and I would go out on a limb to say I am in better physical condition than you.

I'm not going to leave this alone, you are an asshole, and yes I can tell what type of person you are based on your views of women, your views of life in general, and your annoying means of posting about yourself non-stop.

You even brought an issue with a friend back to yourself. All you want to do is talk about yourself. No one gives a shit, well maybe Rogue the butt pirate cares, because he wants some of your buried treasure, but I don't care, and I am sure there is atleast one other person that is tired of reading your shit about wanting to be the "ultimate" man to seduce women.

It IS NOT going to happen, because you have a horrible attitude, you are annoying, a weak individual, and to boot you don't support your friends. You are the type of person that if we lived in 1400's right now it would be me cleaving your head from your shoulders.

Except now, you are probably the kind of bitch that gets scared when someone finds out you've been talking shit about them behind their backs. Get over yourself, stop trying to make me appear ugly.

I know I'm not ugly, and how do I know this? I get tons of attention from girls, because I am respectful. However you are the type of asshole I would gladly kill, even for a slut.
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Old 2006-09-19, 13:07
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You even brought an issue with a friend back to yourself.

You mean about my friend that was complaining about having his girl stolen from him? I thought women were not objects, and that they had the right to choose who they will fuck and whou they won't...

Like I said, I consoled my friend for as long as I could handle. A person can only take so much. He kept yelling out loud about how much of a slut she was, and even kicking the fucking couch. It was not only annoying, it was also embarassing.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Firstly, tell me if this guy is obese.

http://tinyurl.com/e68de

No? Well guess what, he used to weigh close to 280 lbs. Extremely obese for his height, now he fights in the UFC.

Oh, so since you are depicted as being overweight in the pictures I've seen of you, but are suddenly UFC material, then what gives you the right to judge another person based on how they may be able to change? (If I saw my behavior as anything in need of a change, that is).

Lol, you sly dog you, trying to pass a contradiction past me.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I am sure there is atleast one other person that is tired of reading your shit about wanting to be the "ultimate" man to seduce women.

Again, I am not looking solely for the ability to seduce women. I am looking for the ability to attract attention, and not in a negative way like you seem to do (you have alot more haters on here than I do, trust me!)

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I know I'm not ugly, and how do I know this? I get tons of attention from girls, because I am respectful.

Hey everyone, he says it on the internet, so it must be true, right?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

However you are the type of asshole I would gladly kill, even for a slut.

Right back at ya buddy.
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Old 2006-09-19, 13:11
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Well, it's been great, but I gotta jet. I have obligations tommorrow morning, and so I must be getting to bed.

I guess you'll have to take your aggression out on someone else.

With your level of negativity, I'm sure you can easily find a flaw in almost any poster.

ttyl
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Old 2006-09-19, 14:06
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I'm not taking sides here, gadzooks, but recently your threads have been whinging about women and how much "power" they have. CarbonB isn't being nice about it, but he's right. They only have the power because you give it to them.

You're needy and desperate and females pick up on that.

Also, on CarbonB's physique.. One of my best friends used to be overweight. He used to come to my house after school nearly everyday and eat all my snacks. Now he's incredibly fit and has a good build, mostly muscle.

People change, it's nothing new.
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Old 2006-09-19, 14:09
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Now to refute your lack of understanding.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

You mean about my friend that was complaining about having his girl stolen from him? I thought women were not objects, and that they had the right to choose who they will fuck and whou they won't...

Like I said, I consoled my friend for as long as I could handle. A person can only take so much. He kept yelling out loud about how much of a slut she was, and even kicking the fucking couch. It was not only annoying, it was also embarassing.

You mean to say that you've never been upset enough to kick a couch? You have no social skills. Every guy at some point as felt this way, and for you to start insulting him tells me a lot about your character.

If it was embarassing, tell him to take a walk with you, leave the house, go calm him down. Except you don't give a shit about his feelings, because you are an asshole. Like I stated earlier.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh, so since you are depicted as being overweight in the pictures I've seen of you, but are suddenly UFC material, then what gives you the right to judge another person based on how they may be able to change? (If I saw my behavior as anything in need of a change, that is).

Lol, you sly dog you, trying to pass a contradiction past me.

Contradiction? The potential for anyone physical is boundless. Meaning the conditioning someone can be in has no bearing on their personality. I may of been extremely overweight, however I changed that. You cannot change being an asshole, unless you have an extremely traumatizing experience. Since you seem like an overprivelaged white kid, I doubt that will ever happen. So the general consensus on that one is you will be an asshole forever.

And it is easier to make refrences to someone everyone knows. A UFC fighter. Do you really want me to sit on here and try to prove that I have a friend that accomplished the same thing? Neither do I.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Again, I am not looking solely for the ability to seduce women. I am looking for the ability to attract attention, and not in a negative way like you seem to do (you have alot more haters on here than I do, trust me!)

It's the same thing you dipshit. The ability to get people's attention is based on your persona, how you look, and how you act. An average looking person with extreme confidence and charisma is going to be able to draw attention to himself easier than a boring extremely good looking guy.

You are neither, neither extremely good looking, or extremely charismatic. You're annoying, to the point I want to vomit.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Hey everyone, he says it on the internet, so it must be true, right?

Doesn't matter if it's true or not. It must be closer to the truth, because you don't see me on here bragging about how easily I can fuck girls. Seems an easier way to gauge the truth is how much someone tries to compensate for what they lack. You lack looks, intelligence, charm, sex, and attitude. So you compensate by coming on here and bragging about all those traits. Only to get called on it, since it's plain to everyone you're a dick.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Right back at ya buddy.

The only difference is I have a pair, and me killing you is closer to the truth. A woman is probably the only thing you could ever come close to having the balls to kill. Which is why I would gladly put you in your place for not even a night with a slut. Just the simple satisfaction that the pussy got the better of you yet again.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Well, it's been great, but I gotta jet. I have obligations tommorrow morning, and so I must be getting to bed.

I guess you'll have to take your aggression out on someone else.

With your level of negativity, I'm sure you can easily find a flaw in almost any poster.

ttyl

Another indicator that you're an asshole, replying to your own posts constantly only to add one more detail after you have contemplated on the issue further. Only reassuring me that you question everything about yourself.

Pathetic...
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:11
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quote:Originally posted by Shayde:

I'm not taking sides here, gadzooks, but recently your threads have been whinging about women and how much "power" they have. CarbonB isn't being nice about it, but he's right. They only have the power because you give it to them.

How do I give them power? I come on Totse to vent about it, that's about it... That is the only time when you will see me complain about women having power.

In real life... Wow. Last time I ever let a girl have the upper hand on me was over a year ago at least.

I don't recall ever even stating in any of my posts that I have given any power to any female. If anything I strip them of it.

I think you got the entirely wrong message from my posts.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You mean to say that you've never been upset enough to kick a couch? You have no social skills. Every guy at some point as felt this way, and for you to start insulting him tells me a lot about your character.

If it was embarassing, tell him to take a walk with you, leave the house, go calm him down. Except you don't give a shit about his feelings, because you are an asshole. Like I stated earlier.

LOL. Kicking couches is normal? Dude, I think maybe for you it is because of your anger issues, but most people don't just start kicking couches out of anger.

At least I don't...

That's a major sign of losing your cool. If you can't maintain a cool demeaner in a case like that, now that is a turn off for women, ask any woman if throwing a hissy fit is hot.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA, FUCK YO COUCH!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Since you seem like an overprivelaged white kid

Again... Assuming things... I'll just skip that whole section of your post because of that.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You are neither, neither extremely good looking, or extremely charismatic. You're annoying, to the point I want to vomit.

To you at least. Keep in mind, an attractive personality, as well as attractive looks, are most definitely in the eye of the beholder.

You are the only person bagging on my so-called lack of social skills and a personality. If the amount of people saying otherwise didn't outweigh that amount by such staggering degrees, I would maybe consider that I needed a personality adjustment.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Doesn't matter if it's true or not. It must be closer to the truth, because you don't see me on here bragging about how easily I can fuck girls. Seems an easier way to gauge the truth is how much someone tries to compensate for what they lack.

Actually you did. You have stated earlier, many times, that you are oh-so-succesful with the ladies.

Was it in context? Maybe... But so were my remarks.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

The only difference is I have a pair, and me killing you is closer to the truth.

Oh man, you are so tough on the internet. Shit. What am I gonna do?

You've resorted to straight up death threats... That is like the ultimate sign that you have lost. Either you're so desperate to piss me off, or you're running out of things to say to me.

Well...

MY 44 MAKE SURE ALL YOUR KIDS DON'T GROW! NIGGA STEP THA FUCK BACK OR IMMA START BUSSIN!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Another indicator that you're an asshole, replying to your own posts constantly only to add one more detail after you have contemplated on the issue further. Only reassuring me that you question everything about yourself.

Pathetic...

No, I was just having the decency to inform you that I wouldn't be around to hear your pathetic whining. I wasn't just gonna leave you hanging there.

Even though I now hate you (but mainly only because you hate me with so much passion), I'm not gonna completely ignore you.

Unless you deviate way too much from the original points we were arguing. In which case, I may just have to tune you out, like 80% of totse already does.
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:19
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Gadzooks, stop tormenting the poor thing.

quote:but recently your threads have been whinging about women and how much "power" they have. CarbonB isn't being nice about it, but he's right. They only have the power because you give it to them.

You're needy and desperate and females pick up on that.

This may be the impression you got, but it's not right at all. I think I know gadzooks a little better than most of the people on this forum, and believe me... he's hardly needy or desperate. He's usually the one "playing" the women, not the other way around. I think he is frustrated not because he's a big failure with the ladies, but because they have so much power over men in general. They don't have to work for affection; women rarely seduce men; most men think with their dicks and blindly compete for the attention of women. It's pretty disgusting.
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:23
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

This may be the impression you got, but it's not right at all. I think I know gadzooks a little better than most of the people on this forum, and believe me... he's hardly needy or desperate. He's usually the one "playing" the women, not the other way around. I think he is frustrated not because he's a big failure with the ladies, but because they have so much power over men in general. They don't have to work for affection; women rarely seduce men; most men think with their dicks and blindly compete for the attention of women. It's pretty disgusting.

THANK YOU!!

Hopefully if they can hear it from a third-party (and quite well explained, I must add), then they will realize where I'm coming from.

Some of them are kinda n00bs though so I guess they don't know me well enough.

And of course, since we talk regularly on MSN, you know alot more about me than they do on here.

Some people just like to assume though, it makes them feel better about themselves, because when they submit their post, they sit back in their chair with that smug (yet false) sense of satisfaction that they are better than someone else on the internet.

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Old 2006-09-19, 18:32
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Now to pick apart your extremely sly, but uncreative ways of avoiding the topics.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

How do I give them power? I come on Totse to vent about it, that's about it... That is the only time when you will see me complain about women having power.

In real life... Wow. Last time I ever let a girl have the upper hand on me was over a year ago at least.

I don't recall ever even stating in any of my posts that I have given any power to any female. If anything I strip them of it.

I think you got the entirely wrong message from my posts.



Wrong message? You want to take power away from women. When there is no power there, you try and act like you want attention from women, but beg for it until they become sick of you. Exhibited by women's inability to stand you for long periods of time. Let me reference back to your original post about how you can't keep a girlfriend.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

LOL. Kicking couches is normal? Dude, I think maybe for you it is because of your anger issues, but most people don't just start kicking couches out of anger.

At least I don't...

That's a major sign of losing your cool. If you can't maintain a cool demeaner in a case like that, now that is a turn off for women, ask any woman if throwing a hissy fit is hot.

FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA, FUCK YO COUCH!



If as a man, in all your years as a teenager and as an adult you have never been angry enough to hit something, it just makes me question your masculinity even more. Yes, I have hit things out of anger, and so has every man I have ever known. Even Ghandi at one point in his young life hit something out of frustration.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Again... Assuming things... I'll just skip that whole section of your post because of that.



Assuming things? What made you think that? Could it perhaps be the wording of my post, where I stated "Since you seem", meaning I am indicating an assumption by the own structure of my sentence, but your retort is I am making an assumption?

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

To you at least. Keep in mind, an attractive personality, as well as attractive looks, are most definitely in the eye of the beholder.

You are the only person bagging on my so-called lack of social skills and a personality. If the amount of people saying otherwise didn't outweigh that amount by such staggering degrees, I would maybe consider that I needed a personality adjustment.



I think by now the majority of the female posters on here realize what your main goal is. Your personality is nothing special, your attitude is a dime a dozen among chovanist pigs, and the more you talk, the more you are exposing yourself that you hate women, and you are just trying to use your bitterness to hurt them. Even lashing out at your friend for being upset, shows your jealousy that he atleast got something from the slut, where as she completely ignored your ass? Makes you feel bad doesn't it? That no one loves you, that you have no real friends, I don't remember my friends ever leaving me anywhere, no matter the circumstances. So far it sounds like your life sucks. I can see why you don't like yourself.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Actually you did. You have stated earlier, many times, that you are oh-so-succesful with the ladies.

Was it in context? Maybe... But so were my remarks.



I have never said that I am successful with girls. Never, earlier I said that I get plenty of attention from girls, I gave you the reason. Attention from girls does not mean they want to fuck you. I understand this, you don't. The attention I get from people is based on the respect they give me. I am respectful, therefore I get respect in return. This applies to male or female. Maybe you should look into getting some self-respect, so maybe you can get respect.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Oh man, you are so tough on the internet. Shit. What am I gonna do?

You've resorted to straight up death threats... That is like the ultimate sign that you have lost. Either you're so desperate to piss me off, or you're running out of things to say to me.

Well...

MY 44 MAKE SURE ALL YOUR KIDS DON'T GROW! NIGGA STEP THA FUCK BACK OR IMMA START BUSSIN!



Humor, it is an interesting defensive technique used when someone feels frustration, pressure, uneasiness. Which one do you feel? Is it a serious death threat? No, it isn't. If I really wanted to kill you I would have to either be paid, or have to come up with a better reason that I have now. You aren't worth me getting caught and spending my life in prison.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

No, I was just having the decency to inform you that I wouldn't be around to hear your pathetic whining. I wasn't just gonna leave you hanging there.

Even though I now hate you (but mainly only because you hate me with so much passion), I'm not gonna completely ignore you.

Unless you deviate way too much from the original points we were arguing. In which case, I may just have to tune you out, like 80% of totse already does.



I don't hate you, you aren't worth my hate. I don't even dislike you, I pity you. I don't even spit on people like you, to me you are beneath my foot. A human being that doesn't even know what living is, and takes things for granted, striving for the unimportant. Take a vacation, do some soul searching, and when you come back you might be a better person. Right now though you are scum, and scum should be executed.

Oh? And my pathetic whining? Why don't you read the last 3 posts you've made you hypocritical cunt. I believe all of those are classified as whining. You do it better and WAY more frequently than me.

Now sit down and shut the fuck up, and cry yourself to sleep because nobody likes you bitch.

Edited: To fix HTML tags.

[This message has been edited by CarbonB (edited 09-19-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:37
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Gadzooks, stop tormenting the poor thing.

but recently your threads have been whinging about women and how much "power" they have. CarbonB isn't being nice about it, but he's right. They only have the power because you give it to them.

You're needy and desperate and females pick up on that.

This may be the impression you got, but it's not right at all. I think I know gadzooks a little better than most of the people on this forum, and believe me... he's hardly needy or desperate. He's usually the one "playing" the women, not the other way around. I think he is frustrated not because he's a big failure with the ladies, but because they have so much power over men in general. They don't have to work for affection; women rarely seduce men; most men think with their dicks and blindly compete for the attention of women. It's pretty disgusting.

Ahhh butt buddy #3 had to come in and save the day, I am glad you called in backup, because insulting gadzooks on his basic ineptitude of life is getting boring.

Women hold the power? Is that right? Who gets paid the most? Who runs America? Who decides what gets spent when? If you have money, you have power, if you have power, you have women. Women flock to power, and just because you are mad that the little sad fucks you know get hard over the sight of a 14 year old girl it doesn't mean jack shit to the rest of us.

Gain some bearings on where everyone else stands in comparison to yourself, realize that you are the one that is being played by women, then come and "vent" about it, or as I like to put it fucking pout your eyes out on totse.
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:42
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^ BURN
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:44
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Women hold the power? Is that right? Who gets paid the most? Who runs America? Who decides what gets spent when?

You're deliberately misinterpreting my point. Of course the President is male; that's not what I meant. I mean in everyday life, in relations between the sexes. Not power as in executive decisions.

Women can, in general, lead men around. Of course this isn't always true; but look around... the number of men asking for advice. All the males asking how to please their women, how to pick up women, how to be successful with women. Perhaps it's because I'm not female and don't get to see the girls worrying over guys, but it seems to be grossly unbalanced. A women dances and bam, dozens of guys competing for her attention. I never see women clamoring for male attention so pathetically.
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Old 2006-09-19, 18:56
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Wrong message? You want to take power away from women. When there is no power there, you try and act like you want attention from women, but beg for it until they become sick of you. Exhibited by women's inability to stand you for long periods of time. Let me reference back to your original post about how you can't keep a girlfriend.

I don't ever give them any power... What makes you assume that the reason for them all leaving me was that I was coming on too strong??

That just gives more weight to my assumption that I am the perfect catch. If the only thing wrong with me is the amount of attention I give a woman, then I'm only failing at one thing.

I'd rather it be that than any other flaw, since that is obviously fixable.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

If as a man, in all your years as a teenager and as an adult you have never been angry enough to hit something, it just makes me question your masculinity even more. Yes, I have hit things out of anger, and so has every man I have ever known. Even Ghandi at one point in his young life hit something out of frustration.

Nope. I just have this little thing called "self-control". I suggest you get some. It comes in handy.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Assuming things? What made you think that? Could it perhaps be the wording of my post, where I stated "Since you seem", meaning I am indicating an assumption by the own structure of my sentence, but your retort is I am making an assumption?

Let's just say: I'm not an overprivilidged white kid, by any stretch of the imagination.

I'm barely lucky to even have this internet connection, which is also something I haven't always had.

Besides, material wealth isn't the only way one can be privilidged.

Seriously, I really don't want to even go there...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

the more you talk, the more you are exposing yourself that you hate women

You obviously just started paying attention to my posts recently.

Here you go, I will just come right out and say it: I HATE WOMEN.

This isn't some hidden fact. I've been admitting to it for years.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I think by now the majority of the female posters on here realize what your main goal is.

OH GNOES!!! The gurlz on teh interwebs might lose some respect for me!!!

What shall I ever do!?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Even lashing out at your friend for being upset, shows your jealousy that he atleast got something from the slut, where as she completely ignored your ass? Makes you feel bad doesn't it? That no one loves you, that you have no real friends, I don't remember my friends ever leaving me anywhere, no matter the circumstances. So far it sounds like your life sucks. I can see why you don't like yourself.

Here we go again with the lame assumptions. I keep forgetting that you have psychic, mind-reading abilities.

Hey, maybe I should just stop replying to your posts, since you already know so much about me.

In fact, I'm getting sick of quoting all your fucking posts in this merry-go-round of arguments that isn't going nowhere...

So I will address the rest of your post as concisely as possible...

You: Blah blah, you aren't worth my time, you aren't worth spitting on, you aren't worth killing, blah blah.

Me: K.

You: "cry yourself to sleep because nobody likes you bitch."

Me: So thats how you cope with your shitty life? I'll take notes in case I ever feel as down as you do.
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:00
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

You're deliberately misinterpreting my point.

Exactly! That's what he does... the CarbonBlob we've all come to hate.

He sucks at life and so he has to find any way he can to suck the life out of everyone else.

Women have power, plain and simple.

If we want to get into political analogies, just look at Bill Clinton.

His presidential career was brought down by what...?

A woman.

The leader of a country, destroyed because he succumbed to the power of the pussy.
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:04
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Exactly! That's what he does... the CarbonBlob we've all come to hate.

He sucks at life and so he has to find any way he can to suck the life out of everyone else.

Women have power, plain and simple.

If we want to get into political analogies, just look at Bill Clinton.

His presidential career was brought down by what...?

A woman.

The leader of a country, destroyed because he succumbed to the power of the pussy.

What the fuck you pathetic piece of douche!!! Men are way stronger physically, and strength means muscles! Women flock to muscles!! You have no point, this is too easy, I win forever! Now go cry on Totse because you were once again OWNED!!

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 09-19-2006).]
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:08
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quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

What the fuck you pathetic piece of douche!!! Men are way stronger physically, and strength means muscles! Women flock to muscles!! You have no point, this is too easy, I win forever! Now go cry on Totse because you were once again OWNED!!

Damnit, foiled by teh CarbonBlob yet again...
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:10
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Girls have power over Idiots.

It is a shame that too many men are Idiots. Do what you have to do and don't be an Idiot. Eyes open, always, not like a paranoid dipshit, but like a wise man who knows his shit.

You can start by shutting the fuck up.
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:11
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Damnit, foiled by teh CarbonBlob yet again...

CarbonBcup is INVINCIBLE!
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Old 2006-09-19, 19:24
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quote:Originally posted by Local Hero:

Girls have power over Idiots.

It is a shame that too many men are Idiots. Do what you have to do and don't be an Idiot. Eyes open, always, not like a paranoid dipshit, but like a wise man who knows his shit.

You can start by shutting the fuck up.

Me? Lol. Get out of my thread plz. You are so oblivious to what is going on in here that I just recommend you leave.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

CarbonBcup is INVINCIBLE!

Well obviously he is! I mean... have you ever seen him stop arguing!?

No! So that must mean he's invincible as he has yet to be truly defeated.
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Old 2006-09-19, 20:25
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^Lol, telling people to leave that agree with me?

He is right, women have power over idiots. The President was brought down by a woman? How do you figure that, Monica Lewinsky became famous because she sucked a guys dick.

How many guys do you know become famous from eating pussy? She got interviews, money, and wrote a book. That seems like a lot more than she had before she was sucking off powerful men.

You are ignorant, everything you say only leads other people to understand one thing. You are the idiot. You don't play women, women do not have power over men, and no matter how much your butt buddy thinks he is helping the situation he is only hindering you.

Sit down, shut the fuck up, you are the one bitching about your life, not the other way around. So don't try to pull some shit like my life sucks, when you are CONSTANTLY complaining and whining.

Go whine to your fucking mother. Oh you hate woman? And you can't figure out why they don't like you?
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:04
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Monica Lewinsky became famous because she sucked a guys dick.

How many guys do you know become famous from eating pussy? She got interviews, money, and wrote a book. That seems like a lot more than she had before she was sucking off powerful men.

Umm... So by using her female abilities, she became extremely famous and popular.

Thanks for proving my point.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Sit down, shut the fuck up, you are the one bitching about your life, not the other way around.

You don't need to bitch about your life directly. You're horrible attitude is enough to show anyone that you deep down inside you are horribly depressed or lacking in some way.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Oh you hate woman? And you can't figure out why they don't like you?

Lol. Retard. I already explained that I get enough success with women to keep me satisfied. I just wanted to know why EVERY woman doesn't want me.

But that was a different thread. So shut up kthx.
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:13
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Have you seen Monica Lewinsky? Her feminine abilities? God shut up, it is men who hold the power, not the women.

She was picked by Bill Clinton, he could of picked anyone, but he picked her. Not because of her looks or charm, but probably because she was the best looking thing in the office.

My horrible attitude? My attitude is fine, you are the one who seems to have a skewed perspective.

Oh, and you want to know why every woman doesn't want you? God shut up, man you are so full of shit it is sad. Everyone can see that you are a sad individual, especially since you come on here bragging about getting girls, or wondering why every girl doesn't want you.

I told you why, and you don't believe it. Believe it buddy, you suck. Maybe you should turn homosexual?
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:14
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Why its good to have a penis: no PMS

Why its bad to have PMS: because mad cow diease is alreay taken.



[Kaz]
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:20
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Have you seen Monica Lewinsky? Her feminine abilities? God shut up, it is men who hold the power, not the women.

She was picked by Bill Clinton, he could of picked anyone, but he picked her. Not because of her looks or charm, but probably because she was the best looking thing in the office.

Yeah but in the end, she won. She ruined the President of the United States of America's career and life.

Could a man have done this? Not unless Bill Clinton was gay.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

My horrible attitude? My attitude is fine, you are the one who seems to have a skewed perspective.

You reek of negativity and insecurity.

I don't care if I have a supposed "skewed perspective", at least I don't go around flaming people for my kicks.

More and more, it's you who's looking like the loser. You spend the majority of your day insulting people and judging people, instead of maybe giving some advice or support.

You are a poor excuse for a human being.
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:20
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CarbonB does have nice bewbies though, you gotta give him that. But yeah, you're just as annoying gadzooks. This stuff is nothing new.
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:26
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quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

CarbonB does have nice bewbies though, you gotta give him that. But yeah, you're just as annoying gadzooks. This stuff is nothing new.

What is nothing new? Where did I claim that I had some kind of revolutionary idea?

At least you agree with me though.
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:32
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He agreed with both of us moron, you are annoying, and even though you think I have tits? Uh...which I don't, it looks like I am one up on you.

Ruined his life? Lol, you are a moron. Do you even follow politics? Oh no...that's right I said politics. You claim that Monica Lewinsky ruined his life, mind explaining how? Can't think of any reasons? Yea, because he is still rich, still in politics, still has influence, and his wife, maybe might be trying to get a canidacy in the 2008 election.

Don't flame people? You flame people all the time, don't try to play the innocent part. You make annoying posts, you make annoying comments, you are an annoying and awkward individual.

There is a reason why your friends and girls don't like you. Now please, please for the love of everything holy go somewhere else and ask these really really ignorant questions.
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Old 2006-09-19, 21:36
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Do you even follow politics?

No, especially not American politics.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

You claim that Monica Lewinsky ruined his life, mind explaining how?

She fucked him over at least, admit that.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Don't flame people? You flame people all the time, don't try to play the innocent part. You make annoying posts, you make annoying comments, you are an annoying and awkward individual.

I can say the exact same thing about you and you can't prove me wrong.

Pwnt.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

There is a reason why your friends and girls don't like you. Now please, please for the love of everything holy go somewhere else and ask these really really ignorant questions.

K.
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Old 2006-09-19, 22:13
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ITT: Zooks pwns Carbonboobs

Zooks, if you're ever in Portland or I'm in canada, we should chill.
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gadzooks, the difference is that you're completely full of shit and Carbon is telling the truth.

You show a complete lack of confidence; hence why you are always on the defensive...and it's in a very pathetic way; instead of DEFENDING your view, you distract from it because you yourself know deep down that it's complete shit.

Women and men...there is no power difference between the two. Women don't get more attention than men, getting laid isn't easier for women than it is for men, and free drinks aren't even easier for women than it is for men...chances are your friends are douchebags too because misery loves its company.

You sound fragile and insecure...full of self doubt; you wouldn't even WANT power if you weren't self-doubting, because you'd understand that true self-respect is based around your personal purpose and your striving to accomplish that purpose - you respect where you're from, where you are, and where you're trying to get; you respect your failures because you can learn from them, you respect your successes because of what's been gifted to you...and you share this respect. You wouldn't be able to hate women if you didn't hate your self - you can't give what you don't have.
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Old 2006-09-19, 23:10
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quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

ITT: Zooks pwns Carbonboobs

Zooks, if you're ever in Portland or I'm in canada, we should chill.

Definitely.

Do you have MSN?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Women and men...there is no power difference between the two. Women don't get more attention than men, getting laid isn't easier for women than it is for men, and free drinks aren't even easier for women than it is for men...

LOL. Way too ridiculous to even respond to.

You are the one who's in denial.

Seriously, who are you trying to convince? Me, or yourself?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

You sound fragile and insecure...full of self doubt; you wouldn't even WANT power if you weren't self-doubting, because you'd understand that true self-respect is based around your personal purpose and your striving to accomplish that purpose - you respect where you're from, where you are, and where you're trying to get; you respect your failures because you can learn from them, you respect your successes because of what's been gifted to you...and you share this respect. You wouldn't be able to hate women if you didn't hate your self - you can't give what you don't have.

WTF? And CarbonB isn't full of hate?

I joke around about my hatred for women.

CarbonB takes his hatred towards everyone seriously.

Obviously I'm not 100% fulfilled. No one is. Otherwise I'd be meditating in pure transcendental bliss.

And I highly doubt that you are at that stage.

Get over yourself, and accept your flaws, and accept the fact, that everybody has things they dislike, even you.

I know it makes you feel all high and mighty, smart and enlightened, to put me down for my humanistic attributes, but you know what? You're basing your assumptions against me on only one aspect of my personality.

So is CarbonB.

You're both just as full of yourselves.
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Old 2006-09-20, 00:32
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^Read your posts asshat, you are the one that is full of yourself.

Hexadecimal is just bringing a logical viewpoint the conversation. Basically Rogue doesn't like me and if he has to side with you to try and make fun of me, why not?

He can't handle me alone, shit both of you can't handle me. The reason is because every comment you say is shit, and it is easily disproved.

You need to take your own advice, Hex was spot on and you are indeed just avoiding the facts presented to you, because you yourself hate how you are and how you act.

I don't care, it's your life. You are the loser, and everyone around you knows it. Have fun coping with your shitty exsistence.
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Old 2006-09-20, 06:00
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

He can't handle me alone, shit both of you can't handle me.

That's true. It takes cranes to move some of them beached suckers!
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Old 2006-09-20, 06:13
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quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Post contained pwnage of CarbonWhaleCopy

yessir, watchalexiwank@hotmail.com

(CoB, alexi laiho fanboy)

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by CarbonB:

He can't handle me alone, shit both of you can't handle me.

That's true. It takes cranes to move some of them beached suckers!

How dare you imply Carbon's being a whale! I cannot believe anyone could be that honest.
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Old 2006-09-20, 12:33
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^What's even more pathetic is that you are using jokes from Middleschool.

What really makes a joke funny is that it has some basis in reality. So why don't the both of you just go blow each other, and leave your lame joke telling for when you adpot children into your gay couple?
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Old 2006-09-20, 13:15
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In the midst of all of this, I'd like to say that I must prefer being male than female

Have fun but don't get too carried away guys
 
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